# Surprises coming for voters for the Leopards-Eating-Faces Party

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Tags:** trump\
**Created:** [November 12, 2024, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166 "2024-11-12T19:54:17Z")\
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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2025, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/3321 "2025-05-14T14:09:47Z")

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> [@yendis](#):
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> Of course their persecution complex is going to get a good workout the first time they get screwed by their health insurance, fired at the whim of their boss, or price gouged by unrelenting capitalism.

I’m sure they’ll find some black people to blame. Or just “DEI” which is the same thing.

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> I’m sure they’ll find some black people to blame.

Not in Idaho.

> **[List of U.S. states and territories by African-American population](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_and_territories_by_African-American_population)**
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> The following is a list of U.S. states, territories and the District of Columbia ranked by the proportion of African Americans of full or partial descent, including those of Hispanic origin, in the population. Considering only those who marked "black" and no other race in combination, as in the first table, the percentage was 12.4% in 2020, down from 12.6% in 2010. Considering those who marked "black" and any other race in combination, as in the second table, the percentage increased from 13.6

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**Post date:** [May 14, 2025, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/3323 "2025-05-14T15:45:17Z")

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Doesn’t matter. They don’t have to be _actual_ black people.

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**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\
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The Episcopalian church pushes back.

I have no idea why Discourse isn’t generating previews for me today, sorry.

[https://www.npr.org/2025/05/12/g-s1-65988/episcopal-church-white-afrikaners-ends-partnership-u-s-government](https://www.npr.org/2025/05/12/g-s1-65988/episcopal-church-white-afrikaners-ends-partnership-u-s-government)

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**Post date:** [May 14, 2025, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/3325 "2025-05-14T16:32:31Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> Doesn’t matter. They don’t have to be _actual_ black people.

Trivia Question: Who is the richest African-American  
Answer: Elon Musk

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2025, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/3326 "2025-05-14T17:08:03Z")

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> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#):
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> The Episcopalian church pushes back.

They do have that same angry expression as our domestic assholes.

I was puzzled by one of the signs though, _Acknowledge the reality / The GNU is to blame_ For what and ‘the reality’ is not mentioned.

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> [@yendis](#):
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> Of course their persecution complex is going to get a good workout the first time they get screwed by their health insurance, fired at the whim of their boss, or price gouged by unrelenting capitalism.

That’s what I’m holding out for. That and deportation for… reasons.

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
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> [@RitterSport](#):
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> I used to love that cereal!

Frosting on both sides?

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> [@DesertDog](#):
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> The GNU is to blame

What did the Gnus ever do to them? Gnash their teeth at them?

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/cGVdCGxh1IY/hqdefault.jpg "The Muppet Show. British Chap - The Gnu Song (ep 519)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGVdCGxh1IY)

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**Post date:** [May 14, 2025, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/3330 "2025-05-14T18:40:13Z")

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OMG I never knew of this sublime intersection of Flanders & Swann and the Muppet Show!! Adoration to all involved! Got any more??

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**Author:** ![illoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a3d4f5/32.png) [@illoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/illoe)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2025, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/3331 "2025-05-14T18:42:16Z")

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My god, Trump really is a short-fingered vulgarian. I’m a small woman and when I rest one hand over the other like that, the top hand pretty much covers the lower one. (The vulgarity speaks for itself)

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[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/8UbsN9TDvsU/maxresdefault.jpg "The Muppet Show - 522: Buddy Rich - UK Spot: “A Transport of Delight” (1981)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UbsN9TDvsU)

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**Post date:** [May 14, 2025, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/3333 "2025-05-14T23:20:45Z")

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> [@illoe](#):
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> My god, Trump really is a short-fingered vulgarian.

Speaking of having physical shortcomings, I heard some comment today that the real reason Trump wants Qatar Force One is that he was complaining his current plane is too small in size when compared to the planes the Middle East leaders have. I guess Trump is feeling inadequate.

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The current AF1 jet is the same type as the proposed Qatari gift. So no size upgrade there.

The jet that trump has owned for ~20 years for his personal use when he’s not president is much smaller. And rather old and in need of replacement one way or the other.

It’s pretty clear trump intends to die in office no matter how many years that takes. Suggesting he’ll have use of AF1 until his last ride.

So I’m not quite buying that “feeling inadequate” part of the story.

Now the idea he wants a gift jet (read $100M “bribe”) he can keep if somehow he isn’t President for life, and he’d like a jet to use now while president that isn’t USAF so it can have all the Deep State monitoring stuff not installed and lots of illegal stuff like Signal installed to enhance his criming? That part makes complete sense.

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> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> he’d like a jet to use now while president that isn’t USAF so it can have all the Deep State monitoring stuff not installed

It would be a shame if an actual patriot with a Stinger missile took a shot at an ‘instant gratification’ aircraft that didn’t have countermeasures.

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**Post date:** [May 15, 2025, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/3336 "2025-05-15T01:23:26Z")

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> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> The current AF1 jet is the same type as the proposed Qatari gift. So no size upgrade there.

It was supposedly something Trump mentioned to Hannity. Since it was a jokey comment by a podcaster, I’m not spending any time on this but Google Search’s AI had this in its summary (keywords: trump hannity qatar jet size)

> **The Qatar Jet: A “Flying Palace”**
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> The Boeing 747-8, often dubbed a “flying palace” due to its luxurious features, is a significantly larger and more modern aircraft than the current Air Force One.
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> - **Size and Capacity:** The 747-8 is a wide-body jet capable of carrying a large number of passengers and cargo, while the current Air Force One (a modified 747-200B) is smaller and older.
> - **Luxury Interior:** The Qatari jet boasts a high-end interior, reportedly designed by a French firm, featuring a spacious living room, bedrooms, and opulent finishes.
> - **Range and Performance:** The 747-8 offers greater range and fuel efficiency compared to the aging 747-200B currently serving as Air Force One.

There’s the obvious greed and ego stroking for Trump in getting the plane, but deep-down I suspect Trump may feel inadequate about many things, even if some are only subconscious. He’s pretty defensive about his hand size, and we all know what that means 😁.

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> [@dasmoocher](#):
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> he was complaining his current plane is too small in size when compared to the planes the Middle East leaders have. I guess Trump is feeling inadequate.

So inadequate he’s willing to accept a thirteen-year old cast off?

You know what would be mean? Accept the plane on behalf of the Air Force then keep having issues modifying it causing delays. “Sorry, Mr. President but the flaperon actuator rods did not meet spec. We’re having them redone. Next year for sure.” All the way up until he dies having never ridden in the thing.

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> [@DesertDog](#):
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> So inadequate he’s willing to accept a thirteen-year old cast off?

Once upon a time, we could have asked Jeffrey Epstein that.

As far as the plane goes, I think Trump sees a shiny object he wants, and his id wants it now.

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> [@dasmoocher](#):
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> **Size and Capacity:** The 747-8 is a wide-body jet capable of carrying a large number of passengers and cargo, while the current Air Force One (a modified 747-200B) is smaller and older.

Yes, the 200B is smaller, but not by much; the 747-8 is 18 feet longer, with a wingspan that’s 29 feet wider. The cabin is exactly the same width.

I have no doubt that someone told Trump “it’s bigger.” 😛

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> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> Now the idea he wants a gift jet (read $100M “bribe”)…

[$400M bribe.](https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ckg4zk22n9wo)

Also, Boeing is set to deliver two new Air Force One jets in 2027 (before Trump leaves office…and please no one start with the “Air Force One is whatever plane the president is on bit”). They are 747-8 (same as Qatari plane) but doubtless less opulent because of all the military stuff that is part of it.

> **[Boeing now plans to deliver new Air Force One jets in 2027, before Trump...](https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/08/business/boeing-trump-air-force-one)**
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> Long-delayed next Air Force One jets from Boeing might now be delivered by 2027 — in time for President Donald Trump to use them, according to a top Air Force official.

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