# Surprises coming for voters for the Leopards-Eating-Faces Party

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Tags:** trump\
**Created:** [November 12, 2024, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166 "2024-11-12T19:54:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![ctnguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@ctnguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ctnguy)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2025, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/3501 "2025-05-31T17:34:04Z")

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> [@ASL\_v2.0](#):
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> I’m hoping for denaturalization and deportation.

Hey now. We have enough problems already, we don’t want Musk back thank you very much.

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**Author:** ![duality72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duality72/32/3910_2.png) [@duality72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duality72)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2025, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/3502 "2025-05-31T17:49:24Z")

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> [@JRDelirious](#):
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> But creating **this** show and pitching it to the Donald was no special moral offense _per se_, or rather no more than is Reality TV _itself_.

This may just be more agreement with you, but I don’t think it’s a coincidence that The Apprentice is a Mark Burnett production, who has also produced the very popular Survivor series, another show that celebrates and elevates selfish douchebaggery.

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**Author:** ![BippityBoppityBoo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bippityboppityboo/32/5745_2.png) [@BippityBoppityBoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BippityBoppityBoo)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2025, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/3503 "2025-05-31T17:55:52Z")

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> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#):
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> This version doesn’t, I think.

Thank you.

The more details, the more cringeworthy.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2025, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/3504 "2025-05-31T18:05:14Z")

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> [@dasmoocher](#):
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> I personally know people who told me Trump is always the smartest person in the room

In a room full of his supporters, perhaps.

> [@Spice\_Weasel](#):
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> Anybody who has ever had to live with someone that narcissistic and delusional knows it the instant we see it. I don’t necessarily expect other people to know his _type_. But it baffles me that people don’t instantly look at him and think, “well that guy is clearly fucked up.” I mean he’s so clearly fucked up. _So clearly_.

Which reminds me of a recent Xit from Elon stating that he wants “Never Went To Therapy” on his tombstone. Which I agree with, as long as we add “And Boy Howdy Did It Show”.

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**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2025, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/3505 "2025-05-31T18:18:03Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> Elon stating that he wants “Never Went To Therapy” on his tombstone.

Admirably modest, but not quite modest enough. I

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2025, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/3506 "2025-05-31T18:39:20Z")

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> [@ctnguy](#):
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> we don’t want Musk back thank you very much.

I’m OK with him being deported to South Sudan.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2025, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/3507 "2025-05-31T18:59:01Z")

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Mars?

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**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2025, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/3508 "2025-05-31T19:02:04Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> “Never Went To Therapy”

Aw, such warm, Hallmarkesque sentiments.  
How about:  
“Was never called a Poopyhead. (well, to my face, anyway)”

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2025, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/3509 "2025-05-31T20:54:38Z")

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Donny wouldn’t be the smartest person in the room even if he were in a Port-A-Can.

And lets hope the date on that stone is before this coming Father’s Day.

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**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2025, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/3510 "2025-05-31T21:27:16Z")

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> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#):
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> > [@ctnguy](#):
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> > we don’t want Musk back thank you very much.
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> I’m OK with him being deported to South Sudan.

Nah. South Africa owes us. We just took 50-odd white supremacists off their hands. The least they can do is take one back.

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**Author:** ![ctnguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@ctnguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ctnguy)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2025, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/3511 "2025-05-31T21:39:54Z")

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I’d say you can’t make us, because Musk lost his SA citizenship when he naturalized as an American. But unfortunately our highest court just ruled the law that made that happen unconstitutional. (A good ruling in general but unfortunate as applied to Elon.)

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2025, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/3512 "2025-05-31T23:49:49Z")

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I have a Trump voting family member who has been working for NASA on unmanned spaceflight missions for a long time. I haven’t heard anything for certain, but he must be sweatin’ bullets about now.

> **[NASA budget would cancel dozens of science missions, lay off thousands](https://spacenews.com/nasa-budget-would-cancel-dozens-of-science-missions-lay-off-thousands/)**
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> NASA released more details about its proposed fiscal year 2026 budget May 30, canceling dozens of science missions and cutting thousands of jobs.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2025, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/3513 "2025-06-01T02:27:16Z")

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> [@Gatopescado](#):
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> Donny wouldn’t be the smartest person in the room even if he were in a Port-A-Can.

It is a fine thing that you said!

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**Author:** ![BippityBoppityBoo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bippityboppityboo/32/5745_2.png) [@BippityBoppityBoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BippityBoppityBoo)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2025, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/3514 "2025-06-01T02:28:53Z")

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> [@ASL\_v2.0](#):
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> South Africa owes us. We just took 50-odd white supremacists off their hands. The least they can do is take one back.

Actually there are TWO I need them to take back. Just those two and I’ll call it even.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2025, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/3515 "2025-06-01T06:23:33Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> I still believe that was his goal when he ran for President: Run, lose, start a new network to rant on. But now he’s discovered that he can steal _billions_ instead of only making millions with a new network. ‘Win’ the election, ‘win’ the prestige, ‘win’ the power, and ‘win’ by raping the American people.

During the first few year of his first administration I was mollified by thinking of him sitting in a prison cell somewhere contemplating how he could have remained for the rest of his life, grifting several hundred thousand here, a couple million there, and escaping justice because he was under the radar for anyone powerful enough to take him down. But then he got elected President, all eyes were upon him and forces beyond his ken would be set in motion that would grind him down and throw the remains behind bars for the rest of his natural life.

Boy, did I have faith in American institutions. Boy was I naive.

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2025, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/3516 "2025-06-01T14:49:44Z")

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> [@DesertDog](#):
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> But then he got elected President, all eyes were upon him and forces beyond his ken would be set in motion that would grind him down and throw the remains behind bars for the rest of his natural life.
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> Boy, did I have faith in American institutions. Boy was I naive

You were under a misimpression: the American way was to NOT go after former Presidents to “grind them down”, no matter what, ex-POTUSes don’t go to jail. Gerald Ford put it for the record and Mitch McConnell reaffirmed it. At most we mildly inconvenience them like Clinton losing his law license when he no longer needed it.

You go away, we leave you alone in peace. That was part of the “unwritten gentlemen’s agreements” that were the real glue holding things together until we got a crew in power who did not want to even pretend they played by gentlemanly rules.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2025, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/3517 "2025-06-01T15:35:58Z")

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> [@DesertDog](#):
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> …thinking of him sitting in a prison cell somewhere contemplating…

Trump is not capable of “contemplating” anything, certainly not in any way that resembles authentic self-awareness or self-reflection.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2025, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/3518 "2025-06-01T17:02:46Z")

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It was a fantasy, projecting upon him what I would have been doing myself.

> [@JRDelirious](#):
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> the real glue holding things together until we got a crew in power who did not want to even pretend they played by gentlemanly rules.

Well, if the executive won’t hold and the legislature won’t hold, and the judiciary won’t hold, there are only two paths forward: Surrender or blood.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2025, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/3519 "2025-06-01T17:53:02Z")

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> [@DesertDog](#):
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> It was a fantasy, projecting upon him what I would have been doing myself.

I know. But you’re normal. He is not.

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**Author:** ![Ellecram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellecram/32/18948_2.png) [@Ellecram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellecram)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2025, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/3520 "2025-06-01T18:40:44Z")

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> [@DesertDog](#):
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> It was a fantasy, projecting upon him what I would have been doing myself.
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> > [@JRDelirious](#):
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> > the real glue holding things together until we got a crew in power who did not want to even pretend they played by gentlemanly rules.
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> Well, if the executive won’t hold and the legislature won’t hold, and the judiciary won’t hold, there are only two paths forward: Surrender or blood..

It’s a predictable trajectory. Just not sure how long it will take or what it will actually look like.  
Hope I am long gone when it materializes.

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