# Surprises coming for voters for the Leopards-Eating-Faces Party

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Tags:** trump\
**Created:** [November 12, 2024, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166 "2024-11-12T19:54:17Z")\
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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2025, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/3521 "2025-06-01T21:31:03Z")

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> [@Gatopescado](#):
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> Donny wouldn’t be the smartest person in the room even if he were in a Port-A-Can.

🤣 I stealing this if you don’t mind.

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**Author:** ![Ulfreida](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ulfreida/32/8014_2.png) [@Ulfreida](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ulfreida)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2025, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/3522 "2025-06-01T21:41:19Z")

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I think South Sudan would be a fine deportation site.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2025, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/3523 "2025-06-01T22:11:17Z")

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Ya can’t steal it if I shared it with you!

My first draft was “phone booth”, but who the fuck knows what that is anymore?

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**Author:** ![Whack-a-Mole](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whack-a-mole/32/141_2.png) [@Whack-a-Mole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whack-a-Mole)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2025, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/3524 "2025-06-02T15:26:40Z")

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This isn’t exactly a voter who voted the wrong way and suffered but her town sure did…oops:

> **[Trump Arrest of Immigrant Triggers Shock and Regret in Small MAGA Town](https://newrepublic.com/article/195952/trump-arrest-immigrant-triggers-shock-regret-small-maga-town)**
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> An immigrant’s pending deportation has stunned Trump-supporting Missouri locals who have come to know and love her. Speaking to us on our podcast straight from jail, she makes a tearful, wrenching appeal.

> Ming Li Hui, who goes by the name of “Carol,” has lived for 20 years in the town of Kennett, Missouri, after coming here from Hong Kong. She has been raising a family there and works as a waitress—and as _The New York Times_ [reports in a piece](https://www.nytimes.com/2025/05/28/us/missouri-immigrant-trump.html) featuring quotes from Carol and many locals, she’s well-liked in the community. But Carol was recently arrested and now faces potential deportation.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2025, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/3525 "2025-06-02T15:38:43Z")

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Absent evidence that Ms Hui voted for Trump I feel for her as a victim. But as for the town, fuck 'em. Compared to [300,000 dead](https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/usaid-doge-deaths-children-cuts-7nb83dfkp) the loss of a beloved resident is nothing.

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**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2025, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/3526 "2025-06-02T16:45:20Z")

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Her story was posted above ^ (post #3440)

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**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2025, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/3527 "2025-06-02T20:44:28Z")

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Yeah, we just had a whole conversation about that.

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**Author:** ![Measure\_for\_Measure](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/measure_for_measure/32/557_2.png) [@Measure\_for\_Measure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Measure_for_Measure)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2025, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/3528 "2025-06-12T19:27:08Z")

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Man votes for Trump, loses 1/3 of workforce.

“It’s quite a shock,” he says.

> **[Trump Voter Gets Choked Up After ICE Detains a Third of His Staff](https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-voter-gets-choked-up-after-ice-detains-a-third-of-his-staff/)**
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> A Florida roofing boss backed the president’s tough immigration policies. Then six of his workers were taken away...

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2025, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/3529 "2025-06-12T19:28:33Z")

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> [@Measure\_for\_Measure](#):
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> “It’s quite a shock,” he says.

Only if you’ve had your head up your ass for the last few months.

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2025, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/3530 "2025-06-12T19:31:01Z")

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And only a little bit of buyer’s remorse.

Dipshit.

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2025, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/3531 "2025-06-12T19:32:39Z")

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From the article:

“Scardina says he voted for Trump and still supports many of the **former president’s** policies”

Former? I wish! What’s up with that?

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2025, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/3532 "2025-06-12T19:34:33Z")

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> Scardina says he voted for Trump and still supports many of the former president’s policies, but this isn’t what he signed up for. “Buyer’s remorse? I don’t know, a little bit,” he said.

Hey fuckwit? THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU SIGNED UP FOR.  
Enjoy your future unemployment and don’t expect there to be the safety net we’ve all come to assume will be there because you voted to get rid of that too.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2025, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/3533 "2025-06-12T19:52:46Z")

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> [@Measure\_for\_Measure](#):
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> Man votes for Trump, loses 1/3 of workforce.
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> “It’s quite a shock,” he says.

Trump and his followers are all about enforcing law and order, right; why wasn’t this guy arrested for hiring undocumented workers?

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**Post date:** [June 12, 2025, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/3534 "2025-06-12T19:54:06Z")

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[She served the American people for 35 years. Now her retirement income is on the line](https://www.npr.org/2025/06/12/nx-s1-5430869/trump-congress-budget-bill-retirement-fers)

She voted for Trump. Decided to take an early retirement when she starting worrying she might just get fired, and now her retirement might get cut too.

“mmmmm. Nummy, nummy faces”, said the Leopard.

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**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2025, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/3535 "2025-06-12T20:20:32Z")

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> [@Robot\_Arm](#):
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> why wasn’t this guy arrested for hiring undocumented workers?

From the linked article:

> the men had valid work permits and pending asylum applications, according to their attorney Regilucia Smith. “They are legally here,” she said. “Valid work permit, not even close to expired… again, no criminal records—not here, not in Nicaragua.”

Legal status means nothing to the ICE clowns.

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2025, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/3536 "2025-06-12T20:41:11Z")

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I’m sorry, you thought Donald Trump would be cool with paper straws?

> **[This Wisconsin father, business man mailed four boxes of straws to...](https://www.jsonline.com/story/money/companies/2025/06/12/the-lesser-of-two-evils-a-wisconsin-father-turns-to-paper-straw-manufacturing-inspired-by-his-daught/84074322007/)**
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> The paper converter in Northeast Wisconsin is dedicating his business to producing paper straws, inspired by his daughter and a desire for a greener world.

> He acquired machinery, including equipment to cut, compress, and seal paper into straws, in February and soon found that his new product line was disfavored by the Trump administration.

I don’t know how anyone can be a “longtime supporter of the president” and not be aware of his thoughts on anything woke, of which paper straws certainly are.

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**Post date:** [June 12, 2025, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/3537 "2025-06-12T20:48:22Z")

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A bit ago I looked up a scene from the 1987 _Dragnet_ comedy movie. In which I was reminded that Sgt Friday’s nemesis was an evil gang called the P.A.G.A.N. s:

**P** eople  
**A** gainst  
**G** oodness  
**A** nd  
**N** iceness

Which pretty well summarizes the worldview of trump, all trump staffers, and most trump supporters. And most of the elected R party.

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**Post date:** [June 12, 2025, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/3538 "2025-06-12T22:00:00Z")

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While producing paper straws is clearly a crime worthy of Alcatraz, sending boxes of them to the President is clearly an attempted assassination, so I hope he enjoys El Salvador.  
/Sarcasm . . . or is it?

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> > [@Measure\_for\_Measure](#):
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> > “It’s quite a shock,” he says.
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> Only if you’ve had your head up your ass for the last few months.

But how did the leopard get to his face? I don’t like to imagine that there is a whole new species of ass-tunneling face-eating leopards out there…

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**Post date:** [June 12, 2025, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/3540 "2025-06-12T22:42:07Z")

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> [@Railer13](#):
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> > the men had valid work permits and pending asylum applications, according to their attorney Regilucia Smith. “They are legally here,” she said. “Valid work permit, not even close to expired… again, no criminal records—not here, not in Nicaragua.”
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> Legal status means nothing to the ICE clowns.

FWIW, valid work permit != legal immigration status. One of the many kafkaesque aspects of our immigration “system.”

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