# Surprises coming for voters for the Leopards-Eating-Faces Party **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [November 12, 2024, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166 "2024-11-12T19:54:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 188
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2025, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/3741 "2025-06-28T20:14:19Z")
Ah, Thanks. That is such an evil fucking thought I would have never come up with that conclusion. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2025, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/3742 "2025-06-28T22:55:51Z")
It’s a quibble, but that headline makes it sound as if it was the three sons who were arrested. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2025, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/3743 "2025-06-28T23:00:07Z")
> [@echoreply](#): > > So the consequence of these laws is to drive people away from the responsible actors and towards the bad actors. They probably consider that a bonus; people who participate in porn are sinners who deserve to _suffer,_ after all. Porn where a woman is beaten until she participates in terror is morally superior to porn where she’s wiling in the eyes of people who support such laws. ---
**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2025, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/3744 "2025-06-29T05:10:17Z")
But, but, how do they expect us to do “_research_”? ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2025, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/3745 "2025-06-29T05:21:33Z")
> [@OldOlds](#): > > And anyway, if there’s a way around the age verification they’ll figure it out long before the parents know they’ve done so Age verification is something I know pretty much nothing about. I’ve only encountered it on the site where I read _Oglaf_ on Sundays. Does a more strict one exist? ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2025, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/3746 "2025-06-29T05:47:56Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > Age verification is something I know pretty much nothing about. I’ve only encountered it on the site where I read _Oglaf_ on Sundays. Does a more strict one exist? Facial recognition is one possibility I’ve seen brought up. Which is another way of saying _“we want you to to install a surveillance system so you can be monitored at all times, at your own expense”._ ---
**Author:** ![OldOlds](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a3d4f5/32.png) [@OldOlds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OldOlds)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2025, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/3747 "2025-06-29T11:37:40Z")
While you masturbate. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2025, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/3748 "2025-06-29T11:51:43Z")
NSFW lyrics [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/4zH9Zca1vRM/maxresdefault.jpg "THE GOVT. KNOWS - KNOWER") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zH9Zca1vRM) ---
**Author:** ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2025, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/3749 "2025-06-29T19:01:33Z")
Can’t find it right now, but I recently saw an article about a research study confirming what should be basic common sense; kids denied access to Pornhub don’t shrug and go back to studying the Bible, they just find ways to access sketchier sites run by criminals. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2025, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/3750 "2025-06-29T20:43:06Z")
> [@Thing.Fish](#): > > they just find ways to access sketchier sites run by criminals. That notorious South American gang PG13. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2025, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/3751 "2025-06-29T23:59:44Z")
I keep wondering when they’re gonna come after romance novels. What we do is worse than mere porn - we suggest to women that their sexual and emotional fulfillment matters and that they deserve an emotionally available partner. Absolute mayhem in the hands of a teen girl. ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2025, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/3752 "2025-06-30T00:16:23Z")
> [@crowmanyclouds](#): > > That notorious South American gang PG13. Golf clap ---
**Author:** ![CaptMurdock](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/captmurdock/32/11736_2.png) [@CaptMurdock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptMurdock)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2025, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/3753 "2025-07-01T04:19:16Z")
I think that meme is going to blow up. ---
**Author:** ![DWMarch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dwmarch/32/1010_2.png) [@DWMarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DWMarch)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2025, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/3754 "2025-07-01T05:36:29Z")
> [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](#): > > Also, if you fight Al long enough, you get to wake up with Alice. Alice? Who the fuck is Alice? ---
**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUBv.2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanubv.2/32/3260_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUBv.2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUBv.2)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2025, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/3755 "2025-07-01T05:50:08Z")
> [@DWMarch](#): > > Alice? Who the fuck is Alice? This made me smile 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2025, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/3756 "2025-07-01T05:54:34Z")
You remember Alice. This is a song about Alice. ---
**Author:** ![vbob](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vbob/32/4439_2.png) [@vbob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vbob)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2025, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/3757 "2025-07-01T10:11:08Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > we suggest to women that their sexual and emotional fulfillment matters and that they deserve an emotionally available partner. Absolute mayhem in the hands of a teen girl. Not just teen girls - I discovered romance novels in my 50s, and they totally ruined me as an incipient incel. Well, not TOTALLY, but at 70 I’m still working on morphing into a dirty old **gentle** man… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2025, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/3758 "2025-07-01T10:13:46Z")
Go ask Alice. When she’s ten feet tall. ---
**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2025, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/3759 "2025-07-01T12:22:20Z")
> [@crowmanyclouds](#): > > That notorious South American gang PG13. I heard their rival gang, NC17, has more adult content. ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2025, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/3760 "2025-07-01T12:28:39Z")
> [@echoreply](#): > > So the consequence of these laws is to drive people away from the responsible actors and towards the bad actors. > > All of that is actually beside the point No, it IS the point. Like with immigration. Make it a PITA to access legally, then when they do so illegally, label everyone (even those trying to comply) “a criminal” and go after them (or threaten to unless they stfu and obey). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166.md?page=187) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166.md?page=189)