# Surprises coming for voters for the Leopards-Eating-Faces Party
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Tags:** trump
**Created:** [November 12, 2024, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166 "2024-11-12T19:54:17Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2025, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/4515 "2025-09-03T02:50:58Z")
But the Springs is one of the reddest red urban bastions in a state dominated by blue metro areas, so golly, when you turn the leopards loose you’ll discover that they’re really not all that picky.
Also, it’s almost as if someone mistakenly thought their loyalty was going to be reciprocated. Sad, the naivety.
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### Author:  [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2025, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/4516 "2025-09-03T03:28:47Z")
> [@GIGObuster](#):
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> [Republican Representative for Colorado Springs](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colorado%2527s_5th_congressional_district)
> # Bad title
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> Did you mean: [Colorado](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colorado)?
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> The requested page title contains [unsupported characters](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Page_name#Technical_restrictions_and_limitations): “%27”.
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### Author:  [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2025, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/4517 "2025-09-03T03:30:56Z")
> [@Measure\_for\_Measure](#):
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> She committed a misdemeanor 10 years ago, which is the basis of the deportation.
It’s another part of our messed up immigration system. By law, our government reserves the right to use any deviation from a perfect clean record at any point as a justification to fail you in the pursuit of permanency; but then largely leaves it to the will of the Executive of the day as to if, when and how that’s enforced. So the deviation can hang over your head for a lifetime.
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### Author:  [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2025, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/4518 "2025-09-03T03:35:23Z")
Good thing we can still safely make fun of the LEFP here. I hope you are right, but I’ve seen so many articles about faces getting eaten and I don’t see a lot of remorse. Fuck all them.
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### Author:  [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2025, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/4519 "2025-09-03T03:43:41Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> > [@GIGObuster](#):
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> > [Republican Representative for Colorado Springs](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colorado%2527s_5th_congressional_district)
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> > # Bad title
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> > Did you mean: [Colorado](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colorado)?
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> > The requested page title contains [unsupported characters](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Page_name#Technical_restrictions_and_limitations): “%27”.
Sorry, this should be the correct link.
> **[Colorado's 5th congressional district](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colorado%27s_5th_congressional_district)**
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> Colorado's 5th congressional district is a congressional district in the U.S. state of Colorado. The district lies in the center of the state and comprises Colorado Springs and its suburbs including Cimarron Hills and Fort Carson.
> The district is currently represented by Republican Jeff Crank. Historically one of the most Republican districts in Colorado, redistricting and growing Democratic strength in Colorado Springs and suburbs such as Cimarron Hills, Fountain, and Security-Widefield have ...
At Reddit they noted that Lauren Boebert (Who’s district is also very red and next to Colorado Springs) is swallowing her words:
[Reddit - The heart of the internet](https://www.reddit.com/r/LeopardsAteMyFace/comments/1n6vggo/looks_like_big_cheeto_had_other_plans_for_space/)
[ ](https://preview.redd.it/looks-like-big-cheeto-had-other-plans-for-space-command-v0-humtxn13ftmf1.png?width=1080&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=d124b779733c3bb3304e3c08205b5876806224c6)
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### Author:  [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2025, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/4520 "2025-09-03T03:48:20Z")
> [@GIGObuster](#):
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> At Reddit they noted that Lauren Boebert (Who’s district is also very red and next to Colorado Springs) is swallowing her words:
😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣
I love it when people get what they voted for!
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### Author:  [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2025, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/4521 "2025-09-03T03:58:48Z")
For what little worth this is, the string “%27” is a single apostrophe in URL-encoded text. It is easy to miss - or add - in a copy/paste situation.
So, “[google.com](http://google.com)’” vs “[google.com](http://google.com)”
Coincidentally, “%27” also correlates to the capacity of the organ that lies in between Mr. Trumps ears, though the character “%E2%80%BD” is probably more suitable.
(Spoiler: that is the interrobang, “‽” char code)
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### Author:  [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2025, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/4522 "2025-09-03T04:11:21Z")
As for the residents of Pueblo, Colorado, that voted for Trump in the last 2 elections…
Well, they could revive the Consumer Catalogs…
[ ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAxeISMPdJo)
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### Author:  [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2025, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/4523 "2025-09-03T04:59:54Z")
> [@Measure\_for\_Measure](#):
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> The British woman, 59, immigrated to the US when she was 11. She is married to a US citizen. She committed a misdemeanor 10 years ago, which is the basis of the deportation.
Not if they’re a Trump supporter. If they’re a Trump supporter (or were until he bit their face off), it’s addition by subtraction IMHO. Fuck her and fuck her husband. I wish we could deport every Trump supporter.
😐
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### Author:  [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2025, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/4524 "2025-09-03T20:46:57Z")
Speaking from Vast experience, the _Republican_ crowd in Colorado Springs is dumb as fuck. They listen too their churches, and the listen to anything that is _claimed_ to be pro-military, and are completely uncurious about anything else.
Over the… OMG, now 30ish years I’ve been here, I’ve seen the area slowly grow _more_ purple, and a lot of the people moving here are much more blue and simultaneously much more politically aware and motivated. I will say, in the most minor defense, the local Republicans are more of the Regan/Bush variety than MAGA, but even so they buy BIG into the Culture/Religious wars.
And and howdy, is there much gnashing and wailing over the changes, but to absolutely NO ONE here’s surprise it’s being blamed on “them California libruls” moving in and making things bad for us God-fearin’ hard working _normal_ folks".
Sorry. /Rant off. About 80% or so of my wife’s family (who live in the city and surrounding areas) fall into the mild end of the group above.
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### Author:  [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)
#### Post date: [September 4, 2025, 10:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/4525 "2025-09-04T10:08:43Z")
> [@ParallelLines](#):
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> Speaking from Vast experience, the _Republican_ crowd in Colorado Springs is dumb as fuck.
My wife and I recently moved. Still in Colorado though. We looked at a lot of areas to retire to.
Now my wife did most of the leg work on this, she’s a real estate appraiser so it just made sense. We use our strengths.
She drove the 2 hours to Colo Springs to check it out and basically poke around. She saw so many Trump signs and Trump flags she didn’t even bother stopping the car.
That area is way too religious for our tastes too.
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### Author:  [@CaptMurdock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptMurdock)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2025, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/4526 "2025-09-05T05:03:14Z")
> [@Pleonast](#):
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> Mocking those who don’t meet your orthographic standards is not a good look.
Who cares? These people are howl-at-the-moon stupid. I wouldn’t mind them being so if they had not gotten this country into the greatest crisis in a century. Why be nice about it?
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### Author:  [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2025, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/4527 "2025-09-05T13:50:42Z")
When it comes to MAGA it’s something much deeper and far more sinister than a lack of intelligence. Even stupid people learn from their mistakes. A stupid person might have to burn their hands on a hot stove two or three times before the lesson sinks in, but eventually they learn. MAGA is defiantly ignorant. They will proudly bury their heads in the sand in an effort to maintain their ignorance.
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### Author:  [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2025, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/4528 "2025-09-05T14:02:36Z")
“It ain’t what they don’t know that makes them MAGA. It’s what they know know for sure that just ain’t so.” ~ Not Mark Twain
MAGA is the epitome of fractal wrongness.
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2025, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/4529 "2025-09-05T14:52:34Z")
> [@crowmanyclouds](#):
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> “It ain’t what they don’t know that makes them MAGA. It’s what they know know for sure that just ain’t so.” ~ Not Mark Twain
That Not Mark Twain came up with some pithy quotes.
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### Author:  [@commasense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/commasense)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2025, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/4530 "2025-09-05T16:19:14Z")
Here’s the Quote Investigator’s [report](https://quoteinvestigator.com/2018/11/18/know-trouble/).
I first saw it in the book _Peter’s Quotations_, which I owned, but I thought (incorrectly) it was said by Will Rogers.
My favorite sources of quotes are Not Oscar Wilde, Not H.L. Mencken, and Not Abraham Lincoln.
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### Author:  [@dtilque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dtilque)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2025, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/4531 "2025-09-05T16:27:06Z")
> [@commasense](#):
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> My favorite sources of quotes are Not Oscar Wilde, Not H.L. Mencken, and Not Abraham Lincoln.
Don’t forget Not Yogi Berra.
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### Author:  [@Measure\_for\_Measure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Measure_for_Measure)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2025, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/4532 "2025-09-05T19:12:21Z")
> [@Odesio](#):
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> MAGA is defiantly ignorant. They will proudly bury their heads in the sand in an effort to maintain their ignorance.
Too-online MAGA can be belligerently ignorant, but in general cognitive dissonance is a major feature of modern conservatism. From its earliest days, Fox News existed to _insulate_ its audience from information, as opposed to _inform_ them, which is what normal news organizations do. Reality is too harsh for most (not all) self-identified American conservatives, so they choose information sources that protect them from it. It gets to the point where Fox News will go beyond distortion and actually screw up their facts on a weekly basis, so as pander to the sensitive dispositions of their audience.
This is combined with sensationalism: modern conservatives crave stimulus, but need to be protected from information. They freak out a lot, and they enjoy freaking out.
Liberals complain about media that screws up its facts and discriminates against minorities. Conservatives complain about bias, which is a way of saying that excessive factual content hurt their feelings. You can see this in the material created by media watchdogs of the left and right.
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### Author:  [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2025, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/4533 "2025-09-05T19:58:14Z")
> [@Odesio](#):
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> When it comes to MAGA it’s something much deeper and far more sinister than a lack of intelligence. Even stupid people learn from their mistakes. A stupid person might have to burn their hands on a hot stove two or three times before the lesson sinks in, but eventually they learn. MAGA is defiantly ignorant. They will proudly bury their heads in the sand in an effort to maintain their ignorance.
That’s faith. This is _exactly_ what the skeptic community warned people about for years; that constantly playing up faith as something good and desirable meant we were creating a population that would proudly deny reality when it’s right in their face, because they’ve been told all their lives how _that’s what good and virtuous people do._ Changing your beliefs when the facts contradict them is weak and sinful. Only wicked people like scientists do that.
> [@Measure\_for\_Measure](#):
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> Too-online MAGA can be belligerently ignorant, but in general cognitive dissonance is a major feature of modern conservatism. From its earliest days, Fox News existed to _insulate_ its audience from information, as opposed to _inform_ them, which is what normal news organizations do. Reality is too harsh for most (not all) self-identified American conservatives, so they choose information sources that protect them from it.
Also, they’re wrong. _Factually_ wrong, about basically everything they believe. They _have_ to avoid or deny reality in order to continue to be conservatives in the first place. If people were somehow magically forced to only believe in things that are real, conservationism would pretty much evaporate overnight. Underneath the lies, there’s no there _there._
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### Author:  [@Measure\_for\_Measure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Measure_for_Measure)
#### Post date: [September 6, 2025, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/4534 "2025-09-06T03:49:55Z")
Brian Gavidia knew the 2024 election was important. He consulted with a variety of publications online, carefully compared his stances on the issues with the positions of the major candidates, prayed to his God, consulted with his family, then cast his vote for Donald Trump.
Ok, I made all that up, except the part about his voting for Trump. On June 12th, he began to have misgivings as ICE twisted his arm and shoved his face into a metal fence. “I’m an American, Bro!”, he yelled, because he was a US citizen. ICE returned his cell phone to him, but kept his ID.
He says he was brainwashed. He may have a point. In his defense -and I mean this - he has taken steps. In August he joined a lawsuit against ICE asking the court to bar them from conducting raids, “without reasonable suspicion or probable cause.”
Mr. Gavidia tattooed “We the People” on himself 6 years ago. Here’s what he says today:
> I truly believe I was targeted because of my race… I believe I was racially profiled. I believe I was attacked because I was walking while brown. "Where is the freedom? Where is the justice? We live in America. This is why I’m fighting today. This is why I’m protecting the Constitution.
Joining a lawsuit is not a trivial step. Mr. Gavidia has put his shoulder to the wheel to make the country a better place. I say, “Welcome”.
> **[How a man who voted for President Trump became a plaintiff in a lawsuit over...](https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/trump-voter-immigration-raid-lawsuit-los-angeles/3762698/)**
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> The Montebello man says he became disillusioned by the federal government's policies after he was arrested in June by federal agents.
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