# Surprises coming for voters for the Leopards-Eating-Faces Party **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [November 12, 2024, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166 "2024-11-12T19:54:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 236
**Author:** ![irae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f0a364/32.png) [@irae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irae)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2025, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/4735 "2025-10-29T17:06:40Z")
I’ve been brushing up my rat-hunting skills and have my eye on a nice, cozy culvert close to a dandelion patch. ---
**Author:** ![MrAtoz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@MrAtoz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrAtoz)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2025, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/4736 "2025-10-29T17:15:51Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > **Trump/MAGA cultists:** ‘Hey, let’s pay three or four times as much for our health insurance! That’ll own the libs!’ I’ve previously mentioned my Trumper Facebook friend who, when her prescription costs went up earlier this year, said, “It feels good to be paying my own way instead of sponging off other people!” I can’t wait to see how she reacts to her insurance premiums going up. I’m sure she’ll find some way to blame it on Democrats. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2025, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/4737 "2025-10-29T17:57:22Z")
You mean like this: The only reason premiums are so high is all the illegals and non-working welfare people sponging. If hard-working real Americans like me were the only ones here in the USA and so consuming any health care, my premiums would be nearly zero. Of course that’s all the D’s fault. They created or imported all those brown spongers. ---
**Author:** ![MrAtoz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@MrAtoz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrAtoz)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2025, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/4738 "2025-10-29T23:02:11Z")
The real irony of this is that this woman actually doesn’t work all that much. I’m not scorning her for that; she has a variety of physical and emotional issues that make it difficult for her to hold down a steady job. She is exactly the sort of person that most Republicans would probably want to stop getting various benefits, and tell her to get a job instead. As I say, I don’t blame her for not being able to hold down a steady job, given her circumstances. I do blame her for continuing to double down on her loyalty to Trump without seeming to realize how much she is going to suffer, and is in fact already suffering, because of him. ---
**Author:** ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2025, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/4739 "2025-10-29T23:16:09Z")
> [@MrAtoz](#): > > I do blame her for continuing to double down on her loyalty to Trump without seeming to realize how much she is going to suffer, and is in fact already suffering, because of him. It’s frustrating to watch someone you care about seemingly hellbent on driving themselves straight off a cliff. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2025, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/4740 "2025-10-30T00:14:59Z")
If somebody supports Trump, I would never feel any sympathy at all for anything that happened to them. They are _hostis humani generis,_ the enemies of humanity. ---
**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2025, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/4741 "2025-10-30T01:01:20Z")
> [@MrAtoz](#): > > I can’t wait to see how she reacts to her insurance premiums going up. I’m sure she’ll find some way to blame it on Democrats. Easy: the premiums went up because the dems shutdown the government. ---
**Author:** ![OldOlds](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a3d4f5/32.png) [@OldOlds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OldOlds)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2025, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/4742 "2025-10-30T16:44:08Z")
I’m not sure if this is more schadenfreude or face eating, but I submit to you the Trump supporter who is trying to bring in his Colombian girlfriend, getting frustrated with the process and threatening to burn down the WH (and more) > **[Trump supporter threatens to murder ICE agents over visa snag for Colombian...](https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/trump-ice-immigration-uscis-visa-florida-arrested-b2854713.html)** > > Exclusive: Florida man Tristen Elijah Giroux allegedly became enraged after becoming stuck in a phone tree while calling U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services, according to previously unreported court filings ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Cad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saint_cad/32/18907_2.png) [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2025, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/4743 "2025-10-30T16:50:46Z")
> [@Horatius](#): > > With this, and the cuts to SNAP and the like, I’m once again coming dangerously close to “Let them burn it all down, and then watch them try to live in the ashes” territory. It seems like the only way any of them will ever come to their senses. You know it’s all Biden’s fault right? Or Kamala’s maybe? Or maybe the all-powerful AOC/Bernie/Warren triumvirate? Anyways not Trump’s fault. He’s making America great again. ---
**Author:** ![ricepad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b38774/32.png) [@ricepad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ricepad)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2025, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/4744 "2025-10-30T17:08:20Z")
> [@Saint\_Cad](#): > > You know it’s all Biden’s fault right? Or Kamala’s maybe? Or maybe the all-powerful AOC/Bernie/Warren triumvirate? Anyways not Trump’s fault. He’s making America great again. You left out Soros. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2025, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/4745 "2025-10-30T17:44:09Z")
> [@OldOlds](#): > > I’m not sure if this is more schadenfreude or face eating That’s classic! There were many times I’ve been stuck in phone tree hell and wanted to lash out, but never with someone that has their own secret state polizie standing by looking for someone to arrest. ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2025, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/4746 "2025-10-30T20:34:15Z")
> [@OldOlds](#): > > I’m not sure if this is more schadenfreude or face eating I’d say it’s “omnibus stupid MFers” since no matter who was the administration, that is a totally daft thing to say to the authorities on a monitored line. ---
**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2025, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/4747 "2025-10-30T20:57:58Z")
> [@OldOlds](#): > > I’m not sure if this is more schadenfreude or face eating, but I submit to you the Trump supporter who is trying to bring in his Colombian girlfriend, getting frustrated with the process and threatening to burn down the WH (and more) Sounds like he ate his own face. Although, as an immigration attorney, I can certainly empathize with this: > …after he was unable to get a live person on the phone at a government immigration office. Note that I said “empathize,” not _sympathize_. Fuck him. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2025, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/4748 "2025-10-31T00:02:22Z")
> [@Saint\_Cad](#): > > Anyways not Trump’s fault. He’s making America great again. A monthish ago I was visiting a very lefty part of the country. Saw a great bumper sticker: > Are we great yet? > 'Cuz I just feel embarrassed. Touché dude!! ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2025, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/4749 "2025-10-31T02:18:53Z")
> [@irae](#): > > I’ve been brushing up my rat-hunting skills… I have Dachshunds. They’ll keep me in small game for a while. I just need to wrest it from their jaws before they chank it down. ---
**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUBv.2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanubv.2/32/3260_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUBv.2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUBv.2)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2025, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/4750 "2025-10-31T02:31:12Z")
They better keep you stocked up, lest you start imagining them lying on a hotdog bun with a line of mustard on their bellies. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2025, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/4751 "2025-10-31T02:49:48Z")
If you’ve smelled a Dachshund, you’ll stick to mice and rats. ---
**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2025, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/4752 "2025-10-31T03:16:13Z")
When you smell the dachshund, the dachshund smells back at you. ---
**Author:** ![vbob](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vbob/32/4439_2.png) [@vbob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vbob)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2025, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/4753 "2025-10-31T10:53:39Z")
> [@WOOKINPANUBv.2](#): > > start imagining them lying on a hotdog bun with a line of mustard on their bellies. So - is ketchup verboten, or local option? ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2025, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/4754 "2025-10-31T13:23:44Z")
Ketchup on a dachshund? Are you mad? You put ketchup on dobies. Ketchup on a dachshund… smh [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166.md?page=235) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166.md?page=237)