# Surprises coming for voters for the Leopards-Eating-Faces Party **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [November 12, 2024, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166 "2024-11-12T19:54:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 246
**Author:** ![Mortimus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e36b37/32.png) [@Mortimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mortimus)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2025, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/4935 "2025-12-25T03:57:36Z")
> [@Odesio](#): > > it’s the first time I’ve ever gone somewhere here in public and heard Arkansans openly complaining about him. Complaining yes. But they’d gladly vote Trump again, given a chance. If MAGA isn’t working they just MAGA harder. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2025, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/4936 "2025-12-25T08:02:38Z")
A bit like smashing your head against a brick wall repeatedly. Sure, it hurts a lot a few times, but eventually it won’t hurt at all any more. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2025, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/4937 "2025-12-25T12:22:14Z")
The only thing they’re more scared of than what trump is actually doing to them, is what Faux et all have told them Democrats will do to them. So hell yes, they’ll vote MAGA next time. Kinda like North Korean citizens, most genuinely believe it’s worse on the outside than inside. ---
**Author:** ![ricepad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b38774/32.png) [@ricepad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ricepad)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2025, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/4938 "2025-12-25T17:58:46Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > The only thing they’re more scared of than what trump is actually doing to them, is what Faux et all have told them Democrats will do to them. They just don’t want to be forced to be trans. Is that so hard to imagine? 🙄 ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2025, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/4939 "2025-12-25T18:33:27Z")
> [@ricepad](#): > > They just don’t want to be forced to be trans. Or cis. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2025, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/4940 "2025-12-25T19:07:23Z")
> [@ricepad](#): > > They just don’t want to be forced to be trans. Is that so hard to imagine? 🙄 What do you suppose is happening in those ICE prison camps, hmmm? ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2025, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/4941 "2025-12-25T20:55:54Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > The only thing they’re more scared of than what trump is actually doing to them, is what Faux et all have told them Democrats will do to them. Which if you ask them they won’t be able to really explain and they’ll default to _“just LOOK at what they’re doing, man!”_ Which will be a whole mishmash of anecdotal claims about free shoplifting, poop in the streets, middle school sex changes, freebies to illegals, sharia, “press 1 for English”, pronouns, banning gas cars, etc. What I think is the real fundamental fear planted in them is one of extinction and erasure. That the society their grandchildren grow up in will be too different, so their ways will perish, because their grandchildren will not just grow up to not be the same identity they are but will repudiate and condemn it (and demand _they_ do so too if they’re still around). ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2025, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/4942 "2025-12-25T22:29:06Z")
> [@JRDelirious](#): > > That the society their grandchildren grow up in will be too different, so their ways will perish, because their grandchildren will not just grow up to not be the same identity they are but will repudiate and condemn it (and demand _they_ do so too if they’re still around). AKA “They will stop us from being racist assholes! Can’t abide that!” ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2025, 9:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/4943 "2025-12-27T09:45:06Z")
> [@JRDelirious](#): > > That the society their grandchildren grow up in will be too different, so their ways will perish, because their grandchildren will not just grow up to not be the same identity they are but will repudiate and condemn it (and demand _they_ do so too if they’re still around). And if you tell them that society changing is how it’s always been, they’ll scoff at you. ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2025, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/4944 "2025-12-27T13:37:16Z")
> [@Love\_Rhombus](#): > > And if you tell them that society changing is how it’s always been, they’ll scoff at you At best they’ll tell me THAT is the problem. Or “but not on the IMPORTANT things!” … Nonetheless they’ll moan and whine about the leopard bites but will insist that is an unintended consequence and they still support what LEPFP stand for. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2026, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/4945 "2026-01-03T12:15:02Z")
I hope you folks weren’t giving someone a Trump Gold phone as a late gift. How surprising! > **[Trump family business delays launch of $499 gold smartphone](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/dec/31/trump-family-business-delays-launch-of-gold-smartphone)** > > US-made device planned by end of year hit by recent government shutdown affecting shipments ---
**Author:** ![Mijin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mijin/32/9369_2.png) [@Mijin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mijin)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2026, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/4946 "2026-01-03T14:34:29Z")
Well, with the extra time at least they can make sure it’s as high quality as the Trump watches. > **[Donald Trump Supporter 'Disappointed' by 'Rump' Typo on $640 Limited Edition...](https://people.com/donald-trump-supporter-disappointed-by-rump-typo-on-usd640-watch-11735779)** > > A Trump supporter was 'disappointed' after purchasing his wife a $640 'Trump' watch and then realizing it had a typo: 'Rump.' ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2026, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/4947 "2026-01-03T14:36:15Z")
Only the finest of cheapo Chinese craftsmanship for leopard victims. The factory probably charged about $3.50 per watch at the factory door. So about $10 delivered to the recipient. All else is nifty grifty profit. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2026, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/4948 "2026-01-03T15:02:56Z")
> [@Mijin](#): > > Well, with the extra time at least they can make sure it’s as high quality as the Trump watches. Are you sure that’s a typo? It could be an opinion. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2026, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/4949 "2026-01-03T15:03:33Z")
> [@Mijin](#): > > Well, with the extra time at least they can make sure it’s as high quality as the Trump watches. ‘And we expected that it would have the integrity of the president of the United States…’ Well… I’d say it does. ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2026, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/4950 "2026-01-03T16:34:47Z")
> [@Love\_Rhombus](#): > > I hope you folks weren’t giving someone a Trump Gold phone as a late gift. How surprising! > > [Trump family business delays launch of $499 gold smartphone | Donald Trump | The Guardian](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/dec/31/trump-family-business-delays-launch-of-gold-smartphone) It’s late because of the… {snaps fingers} government shutdown. That’s the ticket! ---
**Author:** ![bobsmom101](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobsmom101/32/2867_2.png) [@bobsmom101](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobsmom101)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2026, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/4951 "2026-01-03T16:55:37Z")
Betting a lot of LEFP members are excited to be getting a free trip to Venezuela! With a GUN! Wow! ---
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2026, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/4952 "2026-01-03T17:11:30Z")
I assume you mean this: > [@The US is currently attacking Caracas (Venezuela), has captured Maduro](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-us-is-currently-attacking-caracas-venezuela-has-captured-maduro/1026296): > > Lots of airstrikes and helicopters. Bluesky is suggesting it’s likely to be a snatch and grab attempt on Maduro. Fucking wild. Puzzlegal edited to add: This is a general discussion thread. A breaking news thread has been created here I expect P&E and Pit threads will likely be opened as well, and if so, i will link them here. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2026, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/4953 "2026-01-03T19:23:18Z")
This is almost too silly for The Onion. 😆 ---
**Author:** ![Mijin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mijin/32/9369_2.png) [@Mijin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mijin)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2026, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/4954 "2026-01-03T20:11:25Z")
It does have that feel doesn’t it? I had to check and recheck that it wasn’t an april fool’s (article is from May, though I just heard about it). This is the timeline we’re on… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166.md?page=245) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166.md?page=247)