# Surprises coming for voters for the Leopards-Eating-Faces Party

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Tags:** trump\
**Created:** [November 12, 2024, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166 "2024-11-12T19:54:17Z")\
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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2026, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/5235 "2026-04-05T06:33:55Z")

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> [@enipla](#):
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> Is there a liars club?

Small Hijack: Do you remember that game show? That was a Hoot!

> **Summary**
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> For those that never saw it… four very minor celebrities would be given some obscure artifact and each would tell a story about what it was. Only one was the truth. Well, me and my sister would watch this at 11 pm. Our dad was a mechanical/agricultural engineer, pilot, general fix-it guy, so it seemed like every episode had stuff that was well known in the house. We would laugh ourselves sick sometimes about the shit the panel would come up with.

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2026, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/5236 "2026-04-05T09:48:13Z")

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No I don’t, sounds great.

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**Author:** ![MrAtoz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@MrAtoz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrAtoz)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2026, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/5237 "2026-04-05T10:47:02Z")

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I remember the _Liar’s Club_ game show! The only celebrity that I can remember appearing on it was Larry Hovis, of _Hogan’s Heroes_, who seemed to be on there every week.

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**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2026, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/5238 "2026-04-05T11:43:19Z")

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> [@gnoitall](#):
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> If a person has a sufficiently distorted (sociopathic, for instance) concept of what makes up a contract, it works out fine.
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> If, for instance, someone feels that a good contract is when they get everything they want and the other part gets fuck-all, that’s how they’ll treat the contract unless someone can apply some type of coersion to the contrary.

That was a right pretty speech. But I ask you, what is a contract? Webster’s defines it as an agreement under the law which is unbreakable…

But then again, I am not Lionel Hutz and Donald Trump is not Homer Simpson (he’s actually much closer to the devil incarnate, except of course that the devil does not exist, while Herr Trump very much does).

Anyway, what we ultimately settled on in my introductory course on contract law was that a contract is a promise (not even an agreement between two parties, mind you, just a promise) that the law will enforce. A promise that the law will enforce.

If the law will not enforce it, ipso facto there is no contract. Easy as that!

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**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2026, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/5239 "2026-04-05T12:09:08Z")

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> [@ASL\_v2.0](#):
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> Donald Trump is not Homer Simpson

He has the intelligence and impulse control of Homer Simpson, and the ethics, warmth and charm of C. Montgomery Burns.

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2026, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/5240 "2026-04-05T17:24:19Z")

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I shared Trump’s Easter post with Mom. Her response:  
“I’m having a really hard time with this one. I’m going over to Dar’s for dinner, but you can bet I’ll be checking it out later. For sure! Thanks for sending it.”

🤷‍♀️

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2026, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/5241 "2026-04-05T18:41:02Z")

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“Having a hard time with it… checking it out later”

Means, “I cannot think of an excuse for it, so I’ll have to go to the rightwing sites to see what spin to put on it.”

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2026, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/5242 "2026-04-05T19:10:36Z")

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Quite possibly.

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**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2026, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/5243 "2026-04-06T15:08:35Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> “Having a hard time with it… checking it out later”
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> Means, “I cannot think of an excuse for it, so I’ll have to go to the rightwing sites to see what spin to put on it.”

Or, “checking it out later” is @Dung_Beetle 's mom’s version of trump’s “I’ll have (X) ready in two weeks”. Translation: never 😏

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2026, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/5244 "2026-04-06T18:16:41Z")

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This is _almost_ the same as an exchange I had with my Dad back in the early 1990s as he & his wife were well down the Rush-Limbaugh slope into becoming total ditto-heads.

Some big news event had happened yesterday. I arrived at their place in the evening and among other conversation happened to mention whatever it was. Which event I don’t now recall, but was generally of some transient political significance.

Anyhow, his response was seared into my mind for the rest of my life: “I don’t know; I haven’t listened to Rush Limbaugh yet.” WTF??/?!!!

He was being utterly sincere and unguarded in what he said and what he meant. Dad had never been a follower. He was rather prouod of marching to his own slightly odd drummer. But now he wanted only to be told what news mattered and what to think of about it. It wasn’t senility; he was just barely 60 and otherwise mentally / psychologically typical. But he’d swallowed the “I’ll let Rush’s propaganda do my thinking for me” hook, line, and sinker.

Scary shit. And the propaganda purveyors are far more sophisticated now than 30+ years ago. And have been spewing their nonsense for the whole 30+ years. The seductive BS is piled very high and very deep.

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**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2026, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/5245 "2026-04-06T22:17:02Z")

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Wowza.

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**Author:** ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2026, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/5246 "2026-04-06T22:55:21Z")

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> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> Anyhow, his response was seared into my mind for the rest of my life: “I don’t know; I haven’t listened to Rush Limbaugh yet.” WTF??/?!!!

This reminds me of what I heard a Texas representative in the House say not too long after Trump won the 2024 election. “We have to push President Trump’s agenda through,” as if that was his sole responsiblity as an elected official. Nothing about working with President Trump, what his constituents need, or even our agenda, but _his_ agenda. I’m starting to think a significant number of Republicans have a domination fetish.

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**Author:** ![ricepad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b38774/32.png) [@ricepad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ricepad)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2026, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/5247 "2026-04-06T23:04:59Z")

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After Barack Obama’s win, Turtle Man said his sole focus would be on making sure Obama would be a single term president.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2026, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/5248 "2026-04-06T23:10:37Z")

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> [@Odesio](#):
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> I’m starting to think a significant number of Republicans have a domination fetish.

Easily 25% of humans desperately want to be controlled by a vicious dictator. Another 25% can be readily convinced of that plan’s upsides.

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**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2026, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/5249 "2026-04-07T00:44:49Z")

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[MTG turns on Fox News: Ex Rep says channel is ‘brainwashing boomers’ and peddling ‘fake news’ | The Independent](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/marjorie-taylor-greene-fox-iran-war-b2948381.html)

MTG has been eaten by the leopard but is…attempting to bite back? Joining the leopard?

It’s all terribly circular.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2026, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/5250 "2026-04-07T00:46:38Z")

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Wildly attempting to attract the attention of the only audience she’s ever known?

When you live by media adulation, there’s not much left of your ego or your revenue stream when the media spotlight turns its back.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2026, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/5251 "2026-04-07T00:46:52Z")

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Trying to make the leopard throw up?  
🤮

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**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2026, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/5252 "2026-04-07T05:43:24Z")

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I’d say she is repeating on them. Out of both ends.

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**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2026, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/5253 "2026-04-07T12:46:44Z")

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A human leapard-a-pede?

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**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2026, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/5254 "2026-04-07T12:53:17Z")

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> [@Maserschmidt](#):
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> MTG has been eaten by the leopard but is…attempting to bite back? Joining the leopard?
> 
> It’s all terribly circular.

A Leoroboros?

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