# Surprises coming for voters for the Leopards-Eating-Faces Party **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [November 12, 2024, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166 "2024-11-12T19:54:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 69
**Author:** ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2025, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/1361 "2025-02-07T03:31:01Z")
> [@dtilque](#): > > Farmers, who supported Trump by a very high percentage, are now losing money because USAID has suspended purchases. (gift link) I came here to post this. My wife works with farmers, and it’s dawning on a lot of them that USAID purchases a lot of US commodities. There are even some producers here in Arkansas who grow crops for the expressed purpose of selling to USAID. Those farmers are fucked. ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2025, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/1362 "2025-02-07T03:33:24Z")
See the post above. There are many ways they could come at US farmers that could be considered waste. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2025, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/1363 "2025-02-07T03:36:52Z")
> [@Odesio](#): > > My wife works with farmers… Those farmers are fucked. Is she telling them, ‘Gee, that’s too bad innit?’ ---
**Author:** ![KarlGauss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karlgauss/32/3713_2.png) [@KarlGauss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGauss)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2025, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/1364 "2025-02-07T03:38:33Z")
> [@Odesio](#): > > Those farmers are fucked. No way! The president will have their backs! ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2025, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/1365 "2025-02-07T04:33:00Z")
> [@Odesio](#): > > I came here to post this. My wife works with farmers, and it’s dawning on a lot of them that USAID purchases a lot of US commodities. There are even some producers here in Arkansas who grow crops for the expressed purpose of selling to USAID. Those farmers are fucked. Gonna be a lotta fat and happy leopards in them there parts. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2025, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/1366 "2025-02-07T04:44:49Z")
On the bright side, no more corn syrup in everything! On the dark side, no more anything… At least they’ll finally introduce Soylent! _Soylent, you (literally) are what you eat!_ ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2025, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/1367 "2025-02-07T05:03:09Z")
> [@wguy123](#): > > They should know more than anyone else, you reap what you sow. Or in this case, they don’t actually reap, they turn their crops back into the ground. ---
**Author:** ![aurora\_maire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aurora_maire/32/328_2.png) [@aurora\_maire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aurora_maire)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2025, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/1368 "2025-02-07T09:26:47Z")
> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#): > > Gonna be a lotta fat and happy leopards in them there parts. [![](https://i.makeagif.com/media/6-09-2015/R54AU0.gif) ](https://i.makeagif.com/media/6-09-2015/R54AU0.gif) ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2025, 10:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/1369 "2025-02-07T10:06:16Z")
> [@KarlGauss](#): > > No way! The president will have their backs! If only Comrade ~~Stalin~~ Trump knew! ---
**Author:** ![OldOlds](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a3d4f5/32.png) [@OldOlds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OldOlds)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2025, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/1370 "2025-02-07T12:15:20Z")
Add them to the list of people to whom I have no fucks to give. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2025, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/1371 "2025-02-07T15:06:43Z")
So you and the farmers are both having crop issues… [![](https://thesewprano.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/field-of-fucks.png) ](https://thesewprano.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/field-of-fucks.png) ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2025, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/1372 "2025-02-07T15:23:45Z")
That familiar drawing is going to get a lot of reposting over the next few years. ---
**Author:** ![Fugazi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f08c70/32.png) [@Fugazi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fugazi)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2025, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/1373 "2025-02-07T15:39:25Z")
Is it on a t-shirt anywhere. I would definitely buy one of those. ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2025, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/1374 "2025-02-07T15:42:34Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > > [@KarlGauss](#): > > > > No way! The president will have their backs! > > If only Comrade ~~Stalin~~ Trump knew! No way the president will have their backs. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2025, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/1375 "2025-02-07T15:50:50Z")
You’re quite right: he’ll only eat the very tastiest face parts; one bite and move on to the next peon’s face. Other henchmen in the criminal regime will have to content themselves with eating the backs. Not much meat there, but plenty of tasty marrow in those vertebrae. The discs resemble calimari but even chewier / rubbery-er. And with prion-harboring spinal tissue. Yumm-eee! ---
**Author:** ![Ulfreida](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ulfreida/32/8014_2.png) [@Ulfreida](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ulfreida)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2025, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/1376 "2025-02-07T15:56:32Z")
add them to the farmers with no water in California because of trump’s stunt of releasing water from reservoirs to battle L.A.fires, ignoring that 1. by that time there wasn’t need for extra water and 2. the water was too far away to be practically moved to L.A. and 3. the water is banked in winter specifically for farms in summer. Water in CA is very scarce hence highly regulated and allotted. Trump shat all over that, hope those Okie farmers in the Central Valley appreciate what he’s done for them. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2025, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/1377 "2025-02-07T16:07:16Z")
> [@Tatterdemalion](#): > > No way the president will have their backs. He’ll be right behind them, picking their pockets. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2025, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/1378 "2025-02-07T16:21:30Z")
Hell, give them somebody to look down on, and they’ll empty their pockets for Trump in exchange for the many shitty Trump branded items Trump has sold over the years. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2025, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/1379 "2025-02-07T16:31:33Z")
> [@Ulfreida](#): > > trump’s stunt of releasing water from reservoirs This one I don’t get. Aside from it being a stupid demand, why did the people in charge of the dam do it? They understand the situation. trump’s minions couldn’t tell the difference. Just hit some switches, release a few thousand gallons, as soon as they leave, turn it off. Who’d know? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2025, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166/1380 "2025-02-07T16:34:36Z")
> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#): > > trump’s minions couldn’t tell the difference. Just hit some switches, release a few thousand gallons, as soon as they leave, turn it off. Who’d know? What boggles me is that it was the Army Corps of Engineers doing it, who _really_ ought to know better. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166.md?page=68) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprises-coming-for-voters-for-the-leopards-eating-faces-party/1010166.md?page=70)