# Surprising Celebrity Couples That seem Far Fetched

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [January 12, 2017, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprising-celebrity-couples-that-seem-far-fetched/776929 "2017-01-12T02:29:16Z")\
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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2017, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprising-celebrity-couples-that-seem-far-fetched/776929/61 "2017-01-14T09:53:13Z")

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Mia Sara is married to Brian Henson. I guess that’s not all that weird really, but there’s something about it. Maybe I’m just jealous.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2017, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprising-celebrity-couples-that-seem-far-fetched/776929/62 "2017-01-14T17:34:16Z")

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First one I thought of was [Casey & Jean Kasem](http://cache1.asset-cache.net/gc/158770635-radio-personality-casey-kasem-and-wife-jean-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=GkZZ8bf5zL1ZiijUmxa7QXPLmspYITPLEZ0bz%2FwciFsVh7QgyEzq0MnKaJkonrHA%2F6lTpvF2OWoxK%2FwnCmHSnw%3D%3D).

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2017, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprising-celebrity-couples-that-seem-far-fetched/776929/63 "2017-01-14T17:45:04Z")

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Bill & Hillary Clinton endure, despite everything

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2017, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprising-celebrity-couples-that-seem-far-fetched/776929/64 "2017-01-14T18:17:50Z")

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> [@Emily\_Litella](#):
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> Anyone remember Cher and Gregg Allman getting married in the '70s?

Obligatory _Family Guy_ [clip](http://facedl.com/fvideo=ikiqoikouqnwuku).

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2017, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprising-celebrity-couples-that-seem-far-fetched/776929/65 "2017-01-14T18:25:09Z")

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Cher actually has a simple explanation for her marriage to Allman: Sonny was so controlling that once she got free from him, she chose a totally out of control man, who couldn’t even control himself, much less another person.

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2017, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprising-celebrity-couples-that-seem-far-fetched/776929/66 "2017-01-14T23:51:17Z")

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One I just thought of:

[Isla Fisher](http://ecowallpapers.net/wp-content/uploads/1376_isla_fisher.jpg) and [Sacha Baron Cohen](https://www.timeshighereducation.com/news/borat-creator-sacha-baron-cohen-to-be-focus-of-academic-symposium/2017741.article).

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**Author:** ![Jennshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Jennshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jennshark)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprising-celebrity-couples-that-seem-far-fetched/776929/67 "2017-01-15T00:08:50Z")

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Tina Fey and hubby (Jeff?) are not the physical pairing one might expect.

Weren’t Brooke Shields and Michael Jackson rumored to be dating in the '80s?

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprising-celebrity-couples-that-seem-far-fetched/776929/68 "2017-01-15T00:59:10Z")

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He took her to the Grammys one year.

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**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprising-celebrity-couples-that-seem-far-fetched/776929/69 "2017-01-15T01:24:41Z")

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Kevin Kline and Phoebe Cates have been married 27 years.

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**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2017, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprising-celebrity-couples-that-seem-far-fetched/776929/70 "2017-01-15T04:48:51Z")

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Metallica drummer Lars Ulrich was married to a public health physician for a while, and she’s the mother of two of his children.

:eek:

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**Author:** ![irritant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@irritant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irritant)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2017, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprising-celebrity-couples-that-seem-far-fetched/776929/71 "2017-01-16T02:34:33Z")

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Reformed bad boy Adam “King Ad-Rock” Horovitz of the Beastie Boys, once famous for sexist frat-rap anthems like “Girls” (“Girls! to do the laundry! girls! to clean up my room!”), has been married to Kathleen Hanna of riot grrrl standard-bearers Bikini Kill, beloved for uncompromisingly radical feminist anthems (“White boy, don’t cry, don’t laugh, just die!”), for more than ten years. Who would of thought?

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**Author:** ![Richard\_John\_Marcej](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Richard\_John\_Marcej](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_John_Marcej)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2017, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprising-celebrity-couples-that-seem-far-fetched/776929/72 "2017-01-16T02:52:00Z")

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> [@irritant](#):
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> Reformed bad boy Adam “King Ad-Rock” Horovitz of the Beastie Boys, once famous for sexist frat-rap anthems like “Girls” (“Girls! to do the laundry! girls! to clean up my room!”), has been married to Kathleen Hanna of riot grrrl standard-bearers Bikini Kill, beloved for uncompromisingly radical feminist anthems (“White boy, don’t cry, don’t laugh, just die!”), for more than ten years. Who would of thought?

Kind of like James Carville and Mary Matalin

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2017, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprising-celebrity-couples-that-seem-far-fetched/776929/73 "2017-01-16T04:54:50Z")

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Jack Antonoff (ex?) of the band fun. (are they still together?), is in a relationship with naked girl Lena Dunham. They claimed they would not get married until all gay couples could get married, but now that that has occurred, they haven’t explained why they haven’t gotten married (at least, not so far as I can find anything)

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**Author:** ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2017, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprising-celebrity-couples-that-seem-far-fetched/776929/74 "2017-01-16T05:08:05Z")

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Juliet Mills (b. 1941) married Maxwell Caulfield (b. 1959) which doesn’t seem like such an age gap now, but was in 1980 when she was 39 and he was 21.

Not quite a couple, but Roger Ebert and Oprah Winfrey briefly dated.

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**Author:** ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2017, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprising-celebrity-couples-that-seem-far-fetched/776929/75 "2017-01-16T05:25:11Z")

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Also these:

Katy Perry and Russell Brand

Chelsea Handler and 50 Cent

Ted Danson and Whoopi Goldberg

Jeff Goldblum and Geena Davis

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2017, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprising-celebrity-couples-that-seem-far-fetched/776929/76 "2017-01-17T14:30:22Z")

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John & Yoko haven’t been mentioned? What a brouhaha there was over that one!

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**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2017, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprising-celebrity-couples-that-seem-far-fetched/776929/77 "2017-01-17T15:40:10Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> Jack Antonoff (ex?) of the band fun. (are they still together?), is in a relationship with naked girl Lena Dunham. They claimed they would not get married until all gay couples could get married, but now that that has occurred, they haven’t explained why they haven’t gotten married (at least, not so far as I can find anything)

They’ve never seemed like a “far-fetched” couple to me. What makes them an odd match in your eyes?

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2017, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprising-celebrity-couples-that-seem-far-fetched/776929/78 "2017-01-17T19:36:40Z")

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I don’t know, I’ve just always thought of them as an odd couple.

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2017, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprising-celebrity-couples-that-seem-far-fetched/776929/79 "2017-01-17T22:37:36Z")

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> [@GuanoLad](#):
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> Mia Sara is married to Brian Henson. I guess that’s not all that weird really, but there’s something about it. Maybe I’m just jealous.

Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker seems odd to me.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2017, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprising-celebrity-couples-that-seem-far-fetched/776929/80 "2017-01-17T23:25:35Z")

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> [@gigi](#):
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> Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker seems odd to me.

Sarah Jessica Parker is odd, period.

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