# Surprising Find at WalMart! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 25, 2007, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprising-find-at-walmart/393606 "2007-02-25T15:33:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2007, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprising-find-at-walmart/393606/21 "2007-02-25T19:55:43Z")
[QUOTE=Zebra] We should all go to Wal-Mart and buy vibrating cock rings. [/QUOTE] I like my chicken stirred, not shaken. ---
**Author:** ![Zjestika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/8edcca/32.png) [@Zjestika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zjestika)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2007, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprising-find-at-walmart/393606/22 "2007-02-26T00:16:52Z")
I cannot get over the sex toys at Amazon! For some reason it’s hilarious to me. And a lot of them qualify for free super saver shipping! And there are reviews, too. > [@review for Doc Johnson Pure White Pleasure Dildo](#): > > I have tons of toys and I always come back to this one! I’ve bought glass ones with similiar shapes and still have never found another that worked so well. The lumps and bumps on this one are in the EXACT right place - I cannot help but cum with this bad boy! Hahahaha! You said “but cum”! ---
**Author:** ![whiterabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/cab0a1/32.png) [@whiterabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whiterabbit)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2007, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprising-find-at-walmart/393606/23 "2007-02-26T00:28:05Z")
[QUOTE=Zebra] We should all go to Wal-Mart and buy vibrating cock rings. When their compters see the upswing in sales, they will stock more and more such products. We could turn Wal-Mart into the biggest chain of sex novelty stores in THE WORLD! [/QUOTE] Hmm. If this happens, I wonder if they’ll rehire me? I’d get that employee discount again! ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2007, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprising-find-at-walmart/393606/24 "2007-02-26T00:35:41Z")
“I need a price check on a dayglo giant butt plug” ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2007, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprising-find-at-walmart/393606/25 "2007-02-26T03:40:29Z")
[QUOTE=WhyNot] Lipstick? I’m pretty sure that’s an orange duck bill. However, it’s available in the [classic yellow with an orange bill](http://www.amazon.com/Travel-Rubber-Ducky-Shower-Massager/dp/B000GBMGIW/sr=1-2/qid=1172422108/ref=sr_1_2/102-3726372-0803316?ie=UTF8&s=hpc) or [bondage ducky](http://www.amazon.com/Bondage-Rubber-Ducky-Shower-Massager/dp/B000GBRCCW/sr=1-6/qid=1172422108/ref=sr_1_6/102-3726372-0803316?ie=UTF8&s=hpc) styles, if either of those would fly under your MIL’s radar better. [/QUOTE] I showed the Bondage Ducky to my husband, and explained that it was a vibrator as well. His only response was that he wondered how in the world I FOUND such things. Naturally, I told it was on the SDMB. He was also bemused and awe-struck at the Snot Sucking Shopvac, in GQ. ---
**Author:** ![Barrels](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b5a626/32.png) [@Barrels](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barrels)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2007, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprising-find-at-walmart/393606/26 "2007-02-26T04:15:13Z")
The Boy and I noticed this at the local Wally World a few months ago. It has now turned into a game and whenever we end up in a Walmart we look for them. There have been many times when there has been a space for them and the sticker but they were out. They must be big sellers! Barrels ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Purl\_McKnittington](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@Miss\_Purl\_McKnittington](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Purl_McKnittington)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2007, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprising-find-at-walmart/393606/27 "2007-02-26T04:53:58Z")
[QUOTE=Zjestika] Hahahaha! You said “but cum”! [/QUOTE] That reminds me of the part in Condensed Shakespeare where Romeo says, “Call me but love–” and Juliet cuts him off with, “Butt love!” You just have to mention “butt love” to my roommate and he cracks up. > [@OpalCat](#): > > It would be like having your man come to bed in a [pair of these](http://www.wildfree.com/prods/mpow313-45a.html) and trying to be turned on by it. Tee hee, “with a squeaker in the trunk.” Squeaker? Is that what they call it nowadays? Hee hee hee. And I would like to draw everyone’s attention to the [Green Wormie Bath & Shower Massager](http://www.amazon.com/Green-Wormie-Bath-Shower-Massager/dp/B000GBRCIQ/ref=pd_bxgy_hpc_text_b/105-3365151-0646012) (Department: Health and Personal Care.) That smile on his face means you’re gonna get it, I’m fairly certain. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2007, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprising-find-at-walmart/393606/28 "2007-02-26T06:26:50Z")
Is this the weirdest sex toy ever, or is it just me? [blue LED light, personal massager, and…uh…keychain?](http://www.amazon.com/Semiconductor-Waterproof-Massager-Light-Emitting-Masseur/dp/B000I4OLBC) ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Purl\_McKnittington](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@Miss\_Purl\_McKnittington](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Purl_McKnittington)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2007, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprising-find-at-walmart/393606/29 "2007-02-26T06:39:51Z")
Well, you never know when the urge might strike. Best to be prepared and all. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Blue-Sighted\_Shadow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecae2f/32.png) [@The\_Blue-Sighted\_Shadow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Blue-Sighted_Shadow)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2007, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprising-find-at-walmart/393606/30 "2007-02-26T07:10:19Z")
No link, it’s NSFW, but there is a semi-realistic vibrator that comes in a 2 pack, and it’s eligible for Amazon Prime. It gyrates AND wibrates (the misspelling is in the description, and IMHO, makes it even funnier), and is made out of soft crystalessence material. Under what circumstances do you need two identical vibrators? And what about those vibrator party packs, with EIGHT vibrators included? Who knew orgies required just-in-time planning! ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2007, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprising-find-at-walmart/393606/31 "2007-02-26T21:30:40Z")
[QUOTE=OpalCat] … personal massager, and…uh…keychain? [/QUOTE] Nope – another cock ring, cleverly disguised. ---
**Author:** ![Caricci](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Caricci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caricci)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2007, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprising-find-at-walmart/393606/32 "2007-02-26T21:35:25Z")
[QUOTE=norinew] Okay, to answer the questions: yes, we bought one. As someone else mentioned, it’s a one-time use (well, we’ve really used it twice, just for a few minutes at a time, but the battery only lasts for about 20 minutes; we’ve considered buying a non-disposable one, and I figured this was a good way to, ummm, get our feet wet, so to speak). [/QUOTE] I found the non-disposable ones to be very intrusive. YMMV. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2007, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprising-find-at-walmart/393606/33 "2007-02-26T21:36:05Z")
[QUOTE=OpalCat] Is this the weirdest sex toy ever, or is it just me? [blue LED light, personal massager, and…uh…keychain?](http://www.amazon.com/Semiconductor-Waterproof-Massager-Light-Emitting-Masseur/dp/B000I4OLBC) [/QUOTE] Don’t leave home without it. ---
**Author:** ![Tastes\_of\_Chocolate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tastes_of_chocolate/32/3232_2.png) [@Tastes\_of\_Chocolate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tastes_of_Chocolate)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2007, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprising-find-at-walmart/393606/34 "2007-02-26T22:05:20Z")
I once stumbled across a site selling USB vibrators. I’m at work, so there is no way I’m looking for a link for that, sorry. I’m still trying to imagine a situation where this would be a good idea. ---
**Author:** ![OBJECTION](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/fbc32d/32.png) [@OBJECTION](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OBJECTION)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2007, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprising-find-at-walmart/393606/35 "2007-02-27T01:13:54Z")
[QUOTE=Lynn Bodoni] I showed the **Bondage Ducky** to my husband, and explained that it was a vibrator as well. His only response was that he wondered how in the world I FOUND such things. **Naturally, I told it was on the SDMB.** [/QUOTE] It’s a good thing neither of you are dyslexic, though it might make more sense if you had told him you found it on the [BDSM](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BDSM). ---
**Author:** ![Full\_Metal\_Lotus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Full\_Metal\_Lotus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Full_Metal_Lotus)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2007, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprising-find-at-walmart/393606/36 "2007-02-27T03:59:10Z")
No doubt wallymart sells these in response to carefully measured and monitored demographic purchasing profiles… That being said, I doubt you will find any large enough to be of any use to a typical doper… regards FML ---
**Author:** ![Annie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/858c86/32.png) [@Annie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2007, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprising-find-at-walmart/393606/37 "2007-02-27T04:32:36Z")
[QUOTE=Tastes of Chocolate] I once stumbled across a site selling USB vibrators. I’m at work, so there is no way I’m looking for a link for that, sorry. I’m still trying to imagine a situation where this would be a good idea. [/QUOTE] Transcontinental flights, of course! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![RoniaBorkason](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9dc877/32.png) [@RoniaBorkason](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RoniaBorkason)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2007, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprising-find-at-walmart/393606/38 "2007-02-28T02:37:20Z")
Ok, I just had to check this one, and my local Walmart carries two kinds, both of which are sold out. ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2007, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprising-find-at-walmart/393606/39 "2007-02-28T03:11:10Z")
[QUOTE=norinew] Okay, to answer the questions: yes, we bought one. As someone else mentioned, it’s a one-time use (well, we’ve really used it twice, just for a few minutes at a time, but the battery only lasts for about 20 minutes; we’ve considered buying a non-disposable one, and I figured this was a good way to, ummm, get our feet wet, so to speak). [/QUOTE] Dear, if using that gets your feet wet, then it’s a safe presumption that you have ZERO problems with lubrication. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2007, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprising-find-at-walmart/393606/40 "2007-02-28T03:40:56Z")
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