# Surprising Find at WalMart!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprising-find-at-walmart/393606>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 25, 2007, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprising-find-at-walmart/393606 "2007-02-25T15:33:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2007, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprising-find-at-walmart/393606/41 "2007-02-28T12:45:12Z")

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[QUOTE=danceswithcats]  
Dear, if using that gets your feet wet, then it’s a safe presumption that you have ZERO problems with lubrication. 😛  
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Or it could just be a sign that we’re doing it differently than most people. 😉

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**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2007, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprising-find-at-walmart/393606/42 "2007-02-28T13:17:28Z")

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I’m not so sure that you all should be getting your hopes up so much. After all it’s not like they are selling [18" ice blue jelly double dongs](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=266235) there.

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**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2007, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprising-find-at-walmart/393606/43 "2007-02-28T14:14:54Z")

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[QUOTE=UncleRojelio]  
I’m not so sure that you all should be getting your hopes up so much. After all it’s not like they are selling [18" ice blue jelly double dongs](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=266235) there.  
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Not _yet_, is the point. Six months ago, they weren’t selling vibrating cock rings, now they are. A year ago, they were selling only the most basic of sensual lubes, now they have an extended line of KY products, for every occasion! They don’t have the ice blue jelly double dongs yet, but give them a couple of years!

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**Author:** ![Edward\_The\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce73a5/32.png) [@Edward\_The\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edward_The_Head)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2007, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprising-find-at-walmart/393606/44 "2007-02-28T14:27:15Z")

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[QUOTE=Nava]  
After seeing that bondage ducky, I’ll never be able to look at bath duckies the same way again  
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And I’ll have to inspect my one year old daughter’s ducky that someone just gave her for her birthday. No wait, it was for Valentine’s day.

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2007, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprising-find-at-walmart/393606/45 "2007-02-28T15:06:59Z")

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Hi Bryan!! How are you? And how is your daughter?

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2007, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprising-find-at-walmart/393606/46 "2007-07-12T19:28:17Z")

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[QUOTE=OpalCat]  
It would be like having your man come to bed in [a pair of these](http://www.wildfree.com/prods/mpow313-45a.html) and trying to be turned on by it.  
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Did you notice it has a squeaker?

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**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2007, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprising-find-at-walmart/393606/47 "2007-07-12T19:58:10Z")

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[QUOTE=Sunspace]  
A rubber duckie with lipstick. Uh-huh. I’m sure that will elicit no comments whatsoever.

😃  
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Well, I just bought one. 😃

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**Author:** ![Like\_Fry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@Like\_Fry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Like_Fry)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2007, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprising-find-at-walmart/393606/48 "2007-07-12T21:50:03Z")

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Umm, so does wally world carry trojan mint tingle?

I ask since my local safeway stopped carrying them, then walgreens stopped, now we have to pay 12.99 to get them from the porn store.

Why would they stop anyway, they were selling pretty good…  
Fry

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**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2007, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprising-find-at-walmart/393606/49 "2007-07-12T21:55:42Z")

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[QUOTE=Like Fry]  
Umm, so does wally world carry trojan mint tingle?

I ask since my local safeway stopped carrying them, then walgreens stopped, now we have to pay 12.99 to get them from the porn store.

Why would they stop anyway, they were selling pretty good…  
Fry  
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Not that I have seen, though they do have the Durex Play Tingling Lubricant, which is minty.

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**Author:** ![Like\_Fry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@Like\_Fry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Like_Fry)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2007, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprising-find-at-walmart/393606/50 "2007-07-12T22:19:02Z")

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Myself and my SO are very wary of tingling lubes…  
Fry

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**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2007, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprising-find-at-walmart/393606/51 "2007-07-12T23:22:40Z")

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Zombie cock rings?

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**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2007, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprising-find-at-walmart/393606/52 "2007-07-13T01:46:14Z")

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[QUOTE=Like Fry]  
Myself and my SO are very wary of tingling lubes…  
Fry  
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You should be. It’s almost too tingly, really.

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