# Surprisingly filthy or inappropriate jokes on "The Simpsons"

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 3, 2008, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprisingly-filthy-or-inappropriate-jokes-on-the-simpsons/436041 "2008-02-03T00:57:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprisingly-filthy-or-inappropriate-jokes-on-the-simpsons/436041/61 "2008-02-04T22:08:29Z")

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[QUOTE=Ludovic]  
“Discus Stu has got Ouzo for two-zo”  
— apparently not.  
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Don’t forget the next line.

Bart: My mom’s inside.  
Discus Stu: Discus Stu was talkin’ to you!

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**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprisingly-filthy-or-inappropriate-jokes-on-the-simpsons/436041/62 "2008-02-04T23:07:00Z")

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[QUOTE=Kythereia]  
I just saw the episode recently where Homer has this dream–of Marge and Bart, happily married, while his own head hangs on the wall.  
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“He thought that trip to the guillotine factory was just for fun. Little did he realize it was the perfect place to shoot him.”

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**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2008, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprisingly-filthy-or-inappropriate-jokes-on-the-simpsons/436041/63 "2008-02-05T00:29:44Z")

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“At last, the Columbia River! Now we just ride this baby down to the Pacific for some sweet mermaid sex!”  
“For the last time, those are salmon!”

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**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2008, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprisingly-filthy-or-inappropriate-jokes-on-the-simpsons/436041/64 "2008-02-05T00:32:40Z")

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My favourite filthy line: “It’s time to let Honest Abe back into the Oval Office.”

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2008, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surprisingly-filthy-or-inappropriate-jokes-on-the-simpsons/436041/65 "2008-02-05T01:02:13Z")

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I was rather shocked by the Simpsons Movie, [when Marge said](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0462538/quotes), "Somebody throw the goddamn bomb! "

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