# Surreal Explains It All For You **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 28, 2002, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surreal-explains-it-all-for-you/111196 "2002-05-28T16:15:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![bernse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a9a28c/32.png) [@bernse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bernse)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2002, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surreal-explains-it-all-for-you/111196/21 "2002-05-29T15:40:37Z")
Girls _poop_?? Eeewww… No they don’t. {plugs ears and runs} ---
**Author:** ![Gundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Gundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gundy)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2002, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surreal-explains-it-all-for-you/111196/22 "2002-05-29T16:24:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by bernse \* > \*\*Girls _poop_?? > Eeewww… No they don’t. > > {plugs ears and runs} \*\* I don’t know about other girls, but I excrete only rosepetals. ---
**Author:** ![auntie\_em](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@auntie\_em](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntie_em)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2002, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surreal-explains-it-all-for-you/111196/23 "2002-05-29T16:42:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by gobear \* > \*\*Oh, OK, that makes sense. I apologize for being unduly critical. ant the movie trailer comment was just a riff on your paragraph starting, “In a world…” I think every movie trailer must be mandated by Federal statute to start with those three words. \*\* Let us not forget “In a land…” and “In a town…” ---
**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2002, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surreal-explains-it-all-for-you/111196/24 "2002-05-29T16:45:54Z")
or “Once in a generation …” ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2002, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surreal-explains-it-all-for-you/111196/25 "2002-05-29T17:40:03Z")
Why do people drive white cars? Why do people vote? Why are people overweight? Why…why… why … I can’t stand it anymore. Disguising his rants as stupid questions, and then telling others who don’t do it like Surreal does it, that they are not too smart, has made me wonder how many times did his mom drop him on his head when he was a baby? I have a question. Why hasn’t Surreal shown up in this thread? ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2002, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surreal-explains-it-all-for-you/111196/26 "2002-05-29T17:47:35Z")
doesn’t want to hang out with the fat, ugly, caveman rapists with lawnmowers? ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2002, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surreal-explains-it-all-for-you/111196/27 "2002-05-29T17:56:07Z")
…that drive white cars on their way to vote. ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surreal-explains-it-all-for-you/111196/28 "2002-05-30T13:41:20Z")
…with their organ donor cards in their wallets, where the paramedics can find it… ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surreal-explains-it-all-for-you/111196/29 "2002-05-30T13:47:46Z")
Oh my gosh. I almost forgot that Surreal was the one who feared organ harvesting at the side of the road. ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surreal-explains-it-all-for-you/111196/30 "2002-05-30T13:49:42Z")
I tend to forgive - but I rarely forget! ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surreal-explains-it-all-for-you/111196/31 "2002-05-30T18:49:11Z")
Surreal is _so_ forgettable. * * * Fuck You! How’s that for a sig? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5ac83/32.png) [@The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mad_Hermit)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surreal-explains-it-all-for-you/111196/32 "2002-05-30T22:03:35Z")
As a fat, ugly caveman who writes checks _and_ uses a credit card, I am highly offended. :strides away purposefully: ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surreal-explains-it-all-for-you/111196/33 "2002-05-30T22:06:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by auntie em \* > \*\* > > Let us not forget “In a land…” and “In a town…” \*\* …one man must (or) will (or) faces… ---
**Author:** ![zweisamkeit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zweisamkeit/32/4360_2.png) [@zweisamkeit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zweisamkeit)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surreal-explains-it-all-for-you/111196/34 "2002-05-30T22:58:23Z")
> [@](#): > > by matt\_mcl > > > [@](#): > > > > Originally posted by auntie em > > Let us not forget “In a land…” and “In a town…” > > …one man must (or) will (or) faces… Ooh, and “There comes a time…” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/surreal-explains-it-all-for-you/111196.md?page=1)