# Survey for all

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survey-for-all/57236>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 8, 2001, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survey-for-all/57236 "2001-03-08T16:52:38Z")\
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**Post date:** [March 11, 2001, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survey-for-all/57236/61 "2001-03-11T02:04:47Z")

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1. LIVING ARANGEMENT?  
Wife and three cats.

2. WHAT BOOK READING?  
The Yellow Admiral by Patrick Obrian, Stella’s in Heaven by Art Buckwald, My Life in Three Acts by Helen Hayes.

3. WHAT’S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?  
Winnie the Pooh (a gift to my wife whose name is Winnie by her elementary school students)

4. FAVORITE BOARD GAME?  
Chess

5. FAVORITE MAGAZINE?  
Smithsonian

6a. FAVORITE SMELLS?  
A newspaper press room and bread baking

6b. LEAST FAVORITE SMELLS  
The bathroom of a seedy bar

1. FAVORITE SOUND?  
A baby laughing, newspaper press running, soft rain on a tin roof.

2. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?  
The thought of living without my wife

3. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE  
UP IN THE MORNING?  
Start making a mental list of what has to be accomplished that day.

4. FAVORITE COLOR?  
Probably something of an off white

10 A. FAVORITE SONG?  
Old Devil Moon by Ella Fitzgerald, Yesterday by the Beatles

1. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?  
One

2. FAVORITE Child’s NAME?  
Zanna

3. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE?  
Living it

4. FAVORITE FOODS?  
Flaffles, Gyros, Tacos, Escargot

5. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?  
Chocolate

6. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?  
When it’s called for

7. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?  
Unless you consider my wife after a good meal…

8. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY?  
Delightful

9. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?  
1956 Chevy Bel-Aire (bronze and white)

10. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE WHO  
WOULD IT BE?  
Alive - my wife, always a joy. Dead - My father

11. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?  
Irish whiskey, straight up, beer chaser

12. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?  
Ares

13. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?  
I try not to eat broccoli but if I must I consume it all.

14. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT  
BE?  
Small town newspaper editor (and I love it)

15. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR?  
Wouldn’t even consider it. Paid too much for the grey.

16. EVER BEEN IN LOVE?  
Very much so

17. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?  
Half full I guess

18. FAVORITE MOVIE:  
Fantasia, Maltese Falcon

19. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?  
Where else would they be?

20. WHAT’S UNDER YOUR BED?  
Books, notes, notebooks and the occasional cat

21. FAVORITE NUMBER?  
87 (have no idea why)

22. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH?  
Baseball and cricket (I don’t understand cricket but I do enjoy watching it) I also enjoy watching the refs in Australian Rules Football.

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**Post date:** [March 11, 2001, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survey-for-all/57236/62 "2001-03-11T02:18:39Z")

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1. LIVING ARRANGEMENT?  
With Mom, Dad, 5 y/o foster brother and 4 y/o foster sister

2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?  
From the Beast to the Blonde by Marina Warner (study of fairy tales and their social significance)

3. WHAT’S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?  
Don’t have one

4. FAVORITE BOARD GAME?  
Pictionary

5. FAVORITE MAGAZINE?  
CART Magazine

6a. FAVORITE SMELLS?  
Car, fresh-cut grass

6b. LEAST FAVORITE SMELLS  
cheap cigarettes, mildew

1. FAVORITE SOUND?  
Motor

2. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?  
Losing somebody close to you

3. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE  
UP IN THE MORNING?  
[expletive], not time to get up already?!

4. FAVORITE COLOR?  
Blue

10 A. FAVORITE SONG?  
The Dance, Garth Brooks

1. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?  
2-3

2. FAVORITE Child’s NAME?  
Gregg

3. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE?  
Friends and family

4. FAVORITE FOODS?  
Chicken, strawberries’n’cream

5. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?  
Chocolate

6. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?  
YES

7. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?  
No

8. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY?  
Cool

9. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?  
1986 Subaru GL

10. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE WHO  
WOULD IT BE?  
Greg Moore

11. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?  
Chocolate daquiri, or buttery nipple

12. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?  
Capricornication

13. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?  
Yes

14. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT  
BE?  
Race car driver

15. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR?  
Blue streaks

16. EVER BEEN IN LOVE?  
Yes

17. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?  
Well, it WAS half full, but then I drank it all, so now it’s empty.

18. FAVORITE MOVIE:  
Monty Python and the Holy Grail

19. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?  
Yes

20. WHAT’S UNDER YOUR BED?  
Shoes, clothes, bubble wrap, old socks, a stuffed bunny, empty boxes, dust, spiders

21. FAVORITE NUMBER?  
58

22. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH?  
Auto racing

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**Post date:** [March 11, 2001, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survey-for-all/57236/63 "2001-03-11T03:29:09Z")

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1. LIVING ARRANGEMENT?  
husband, three kids and two cats, in a house in the 'burbs

2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?  
“The Green Mile” by Stephen King and “Midnight Champagne” by A. Manette Ansay

3. WHAT’S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?  
Plain blue

4. FAVORITE BOARD GAME?  
Trivial Pursuit and Monopoly

5. FAVORITE MAGAZINE?  
Reader’s Digest

6a. FAVORITE SMELLS?  
Christmas Day _(that combination of the tree, fireplace, turkey and snow)_, the beach/boardwalk _(combination of the ocean surf, salt air, suntan oil, and fried food)_ and fruity shower gels

6b. LEAST FAVORITE SMELLS  
cigarettes, body odor, dirty litter box

1. FAVORITE SOUND?  
kids laughing, squeaky swingsets, cats purring

2. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?  
When the kids are sick or hurt

3. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE  
UP IN THE MORNING?  
“Already?!?”

4. FAVORITE COLOR?  
Blue

10 A. FAVORITE SONG?  
Pachebel’s Canon, Margaritaville, and Love Me Tender (how’s that for diversity?)

1. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?  
Three

2. FAVORITE Child’s NAME?  
Guess I’ll go with MY children’s names: Sarah, Amy and Andrew

3. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE?  
Friends and family, personal happiness, health

4. FAVORITE FOODS?  
Seafood, a good rare steak, and rich chocolate dessert

5. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?  
Chocolate

6. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?  
Yes

7. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?  
Only if youngest child gets in our bed, then I sleep with a stuffed Scooby-Doo and a Bones the Dog Beanie Baby

8. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY?  
Cool

9. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?  
1972 Volkwagen Beetle, 4-speed

10. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE WHO  
WOULD IT BE?  
Mary, mother of Jesus

11. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?  
Southern Comfort and OJ

12. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?  
um, I think Taurus, I don’t believe in that stuff

13. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?  
Yes

14. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT  
BE?  
Have to think about that one

15. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR?  
I do, dark brown

16. EVER BEEN IN LOVE?  
Yes

17. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?  
Half full

18. FAVORITE MOVIE:  
My Fair Lady

19. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?  
Mostly

20. WHAT’S UNDER YOUR BED?  
big flat box with rolls of wrapping paper, maybe a dust bunny or two, and possibly a cat or two

21. FAVORITE NUMBER?  
23

22. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH?  
Baseball…Go Orioles!!

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**Post date:** [March 11, 2001, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survey-for-all/57236/64 "2001-03-11T05:01:34Z")

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1. LIVING ARRANGEMENT?  
Live alone.

2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?  
Um, two: _The Design of Everyday Things_, and the Seamus Heaney _Beowulf_

3. WHAT’S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?  
Coffee stains, and Lexis trademark.

4. FAVORITE BOARD GAME?  
Big Boggle

5. FAVORITE MAGAZINE?  
The Economist

6a. FAVORITE SMELLS?  
Hibiscus

6b. LEAST FAVORITE SMELLS  
Sewer

1. FAVORITE SOUND?  
“It’s so good to see you!”

2. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?  
Fear

3. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE  
UP IN THE MORNING?  
Yergh.

4. FAVORITE COLOR?  
Blue-green.

10 A. FAVORITE SONG?  
Too many. A top ten: Respect (Aretha), Sons of (Jacques Brel/Judy Collins), Time After Time (Cyndi Lauper - other versions are beautiful, too), Summertime (Louis Armstrong/Ella Fitzgerald version), Is That All There Is? (Peggy Lee), It’s the End of the World As We Know It (REM), Sweet Dreams (Eurythmics), Strange Fruit (Billie Holiday), Love Will Tear Us Apart (Joy Division), It’s All Too Much (Beatles) (oh, we’ll make it eleven) The Girl from Ipanema (Astrud Gilberto), (or maybe twelve) Son of a Preacher Man (Dusty Springfield)

1. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?  
1-2

2. FAVORITE Child’s NAME?  
Is this the name of our favorite child, or the favorite name for a child? Don’t have a favorite child - favorite name would be Justin

3. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE?  
Friends and family

4. FAVORITE FOODS?  
Dungeness crab, bread pudding

5. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?  
Vanilla. Especially (of course) the expensive kinds! Tahitian, Jamaican, Madagascar Bourbon…

6. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?  
yes

7. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?  
No

8. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY?  
cool

9. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?  
Honda Accord

10. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE WHO  
WOULD IT BE?  
Winston Churchill

11. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?  
Bock beer.

12. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?  
Libra

13. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?  
yes, peeled

14. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT  
BE?  
Radio interviewer

15. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR?  
Light blond, like when I was a baby.

16. EVER BEEN IN LOVE?  
Yes

17. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?  
Half full: “Oh, good, there’s still some left.” Then it’s _all_ empty.

18. FAVORITE MOVIE:  
Hairspray.

19. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?  
yes

20. WHAT’S UNDER YOUR BED?  
dust bunnies, two trays of shoes, tools, camera tripod, ab roller thingy (no, not the suzanne sommers monstrosity - just a wheel with handles)

21. FAVORITE NUMBER?  
9

22. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH?  
Live - hockey. TV: men’s gymnastics. Sigh.

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1. LIVING ARRANGEMENT?  
Solo

2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?  
“What are the Seven Wonders of the World? (and 100 other great cultural lists–fully explalined)” by Peter D’Epiro and Mary Desmond Pinkowish

3. WHAT’S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?  
“Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.” – Groucho Marx

4. FAVORITE BOARD GAME?  
Trivial Pursuit

5. FAVORITE MAGAZINE?  
Scientific American

6a. FAVORITE SMELLS?  
Just after a summer rainstorm

6b. LEAST FAVORITE SMELLS  
Too much perfume

1. FAVORITE SOUND?  
An airplane taking off (with me on it)

2. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?  
Immediately after my answer to question 26.

3. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE  
UP IN THE MORNING?  
Where’s the snooze button?

4. FAVORITE COLOR?  
Green

10 A. FAVORITE SONG?  
Rhapsody in Blue

1. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?  
3

2. FAVORITE Child’s NAME?  
I used to think ‘Ambergris’ would be an interesting name for a girl, and then I found out what it is. It’s still and interesting name, but the teasing potential might be too great.

3. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE?  
Never letting my friends go through any more pain than they have to.

4. FAVORITE FOODS?  
Mexican, maybe because I can’t get really good mexican food in the Northeast.

5. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?  
Chocolate

6. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?  
Yes

7. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?  
No

8. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY?  
Cool

9. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?  
Volkswagen camper.

10. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE WHO  
WOULD IT BE?  
I don’t have an answer for that, the few times I’ve met famous people I didn’t know what to say to them.

11. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?  
Chianti with a good italian meal

12. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?  
Leo

13. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?  
Yes

14. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT  
BE?  
Author

15. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR?  
Transparent

16. EVER BEEN IN LOVE?  
I’m not sure, but I thought I was at the time.

17. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?  
Half full

18. FAVORITE MOVIE:  
The Right Stuff

19. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?  
Yes

20. WHAT’S UNDER YOUR BED?  
My downstairs neighbors

21. FAVORITE NUMBER?  
9

22. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH?  
All the obscure sports at the Olympics, like bobsledding and fencing.

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1. LIVING ARRANGEMENT?  
parents, 12-year-old brother

2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?  
none, at the moment (skool library doesn’t have anything I want, public library card needs renewal that I don’t feel like messing with)

3. WHAT’S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?  
my mouse, of course 😛

4. FAVORITE BOARD GAME?  
Monopoly

5. FAVORITE MAGAZINE?  
_Hot Rod_

6a. FAVORITE SMELLS?  
tiresmoke, race-gas exhaust

6b. LEAST FAVORITE SMELLS  
burning oil (bonus points if it’s leaking onto me as it burns)

1. FAVORITE SOUND?  
big V8 with glasspacks

2. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?  
When the pedal goes all the way to the floor…and nothing happens (bonus points if there’s oncoming traffic)

3. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE  
UP IN THE MORNING?  
“_Another_ day? Damn.”

4. FAVORITE COLOR?  
Marina Blue and Petty Blue

10 A. FAVORITE SONG?  
_Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap_

1. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?  
2-3

2. FAVORITE Child’s NAME?  
Katie

3. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE?  
money 😉

4. FAVORITE FOODS?  
steak (_very_ well done), fried chicken

5. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?  
Chocolate

6. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?  
yes indeedy

7. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?  
No

8. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY?  
cool

9. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?  
[1984 AMC Jeep Grand Wagoneer, currently in sick bay](http://3weasel.20m.com/jeepwreck.html) (see #8)

10. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE WHO  
WOULD IT BE?  
Davey Allison (dead NASCAR driver :()

11. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?  
Jack Daniel’s

12. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?  
Aries

13. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?  
I don’t eat any part of broccoli

14. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT  
BE?  
Winston Cup (NASCAR) driver

15. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR?  
Dark Red

16. EVER BEEN IN LOVE?  
Yes

17. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?  
What the hell? I paid for a full glass! :mad:

18. FAVORITE MOVIE:  
**Dr. Strangelove**

19. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?  
no

20. WHAT’S UNDER YOUR BED?  
a box spring for a bed we no longer have

21. FAVORITE NUMBER?  
22.5

22. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH?  
auto racing  
I find it Very Vaguely Creepy that “child’s” (#12)is the only lowercase word in this entire damned thing.

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1. LIVING ARRANGEMENT?  
husband, two children, a dog.

2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?  
Name sakes: an entertaining guide to the origiens of more than 300 words. [sub]might help if I ever decide to go on  
Who wants to be a millionaire. [/sub]

3. I use a track ball.

4. FAVORITE BOARD GAME?  
Scrabble.

5. FAVORITE MAGAZINE?  
Readers Digest

6a. FAVORITE SMELLS?  
suntan lotion, flowers, oranges

6b. LEAST FAVORITE SMELLS  
cigerettes and the smell of an adult group home.

1. FAVORITE SOUND?  
rain

2. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?  
insecurity

3. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE  
UP IN THE MORNING?  
Five more minutes

4. FAVORITE COLOR?  
Blue

10 A. FAVORITE SONG?  
Witchcraft by Frank Sintara & Witchcraft by Sharon Shannon.

1. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?

2. I screen all calls.

3. FAVORITE Child’s NAME?  
I love my children equally…oh…wait…the names other than MY children’s name…Sophia and Wolfgang. Sofia and wolfgang are not my children.

4. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE?  
Friends and family

5. FAVORITE FOODS?  
Seafood and mexican, chinese

6. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?  
Chocolate

7. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?  
You betcha I do.

8. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?  
Yes. It’s for when our nearly 3 year old joins us in the middle of the night. And our 105 pound dog. All three of them snore, too.

9. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY?  
Way coooool

10. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?  
1981 Pontiac Phoenix

11. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE WHO  
WOULD IT BE?  
William Shakespeare. (I’d ask for his autograph and if I could be his muse.)

12. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?  
Nutty irishman, jager, rum and coke

13. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?  
do not pass go, do not collect $200.

14. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?  
yes

15. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT  
BE?  
Travel writer, humorist, stand up comedian, swimwear model, you know, the usual. (What, no one wanted to be a hooker or junkie? There’s a shocker.)

16. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR?  
Been every color between copper penny red and vibrant light brown.

17. EVER BEEN IN LOVE?  
Yes

18. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?  
Glass, what glass?

19. FAVORITE MOVIE:

The Lion in the Winter.

1. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?  
dkaoiudljuoiou

2. WHAT’S UNDER YOUR BED?  
Savage dust bunnies, the mates to all my socks, stuffed animals, feathers from a leaking comforter, Jimmy Hoffa.

3. FAVORITE NUMBER?  
27

4. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH?  
[sub]championship dog training & championship horse jumping. Is that bad? [/sub]Actually,I don’t watch alot of sports, willingly.

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1. LIVING ARRANGEMENT?  
Mom and dad

2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?  
Night

3. WHAT’S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?  
Sailor Moon

4. FAVORITE BOARD GAME?  
Scrabble

5. FAVORITE MAGAZINE?  
Readers Digest

6a. FAVORITE SMELLS?  
Zest, ginger body wash, rain

6b. LEAST FAVORITE SMELLS  
cigars, garbage

1. FAVORITE SOUND?  
rain

2. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?  
hopelessness

3. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE  
UP IN THE MORNING?  
must…stumble…to…shower

4. FAVORITE COLOR?  
orange  
10 A. FAVORITE SONG?  
At last by Etta James

5. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?  
2-3

6. FAVORITE Child’s NAME?  
Veronica

7. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE?  
Family and creativity

8. FAVORITE FOODS?  
Japanese, Italian

9. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?  
Vanilla

10. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?  
I don’t know yet.

11. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?  
No

12. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY?  
VERY cool.

13. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?  
It’s going to be a 1996 honda civic (nice!)

14. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE WHO  
WOULD IT BE?  
Muhammed Ali

15. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?  
Don’t tell, I’m underage, but I love blush wine

16. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?  
Taurus

17. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?  
yes

18. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT  
BE?  
Editor of the New York Times

19. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR?  
Pink

20. EVER BEEN IN LOVE?  
No

21. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?  
Half full

22. FAVORITE MOVIE:  
Bicenteniall man

23. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?  
no

24. WHAT’S UNDER YOUR BED?  
A whole bunch of shoes

25. FAVORITE NUMBER?  
12

26. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH?  
Competitive cheerleading

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1. LIVING ARRANGEMENT?  
Wife and teenage shrew

2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?  
Shadow of the Hegemon

3. WHAT’S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?  
Oatmeal cookie crumbs

4. FAVORITE BOARD GAME?  
Monopoly

5. FAVORITE MAGAZINE?  
Popular Mechanics

6a. FAVORITE SMELLS?  
Black cherry pipe tabaco

6b. LEAST FAVORITE SMELLS  
Burnt popcorn

1. FAVORITE SOUND? My own voice

2. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?  
Helplessness

3. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE  
UP IN THE MORNING?  
Where’s my cigs

4. FAVORITE COLOR?  
Forest green

10 A. FAVORITE SONG?  
A good goodbye

1. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?  
Never answer

2. FAVORITE Child’s NAME?  
Junior

3. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE?  
Friends and family

4. FAVORITE FOODS?  
Chili and cantalope

5. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?  
Chocolate

6. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?  
Yes

7. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?  
No

8. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY?  
cool

9. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?  
Mustang

10. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE WHO  
WOULD IT BE?  
Myself twenty years ago

11. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?  
Rum and Dr. Pepper

12. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?  
Aquarius

13. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?  
Whats Broccoli?

14. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT  
BE?  
My bosses

15. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR?  
Auburn

16. EVER BEEN IN LOVE?  
Yes

17. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?  
Half full

18. FAVORITE MOVIE:  
Any Marx Brothers

19. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?  
No

20. WHAT’S UNDER YOUR BED?  
My secret hoard of neat stuff

21. FAVORITE NUMBER?  
Any Prime

22. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH?  
College Basketball

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LIVING ARRANGEMENT?  
By myself (until May 31st, come and visit), but my mom lives two floors down.

1. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?  
Just finished “Sphere”, I wsasn’t terribly impressed

2. WHAT’S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?  
Umm, The promotional company’s logo that gave it to me. It’s filled with water and little floaties.

3. FAVORITE BOARD GAME?  
Trivial Pursuit (but no one will play it with me anymore)

4. FAVORITE MAGAZINE?  
Cosmopolitan

5. FAVORITE SMELLS?  
Peach, Vanilla, Obsession and Eddie Bauer Adventurer (my fiance wears it)

6b. LEAST FAVORITE SMELLS  
Cigars give me a headache

1. FAVORITE SOUND?  
A baby’s laugh

2. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?  
That feeling of dread when you realize you ahve either really screwed up, or really hurt yourself

3. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE  
UP IN THE MORNING?  
Oh shit, I’m late

4. FAVORITE COLOR?  
dark green

10 A. FAVORITE SONG?  
Current: Iris - Goo Goo Dolls

1. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?  
1 - 2 (depending on where I have to launch myself from)

2. FAVORITE Child’s NAME?  
Boy: Jackson Girl: Darby or Dylan

3. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE?  
Listening to what your soul needs

4. FAVORITE FOODS?  
seafood, italian (rich, tomato-ey and cheesy)

5. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?  
Vanilla

6. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?  
Yes

7. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?  
No

8. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY?  
Cool and arousing

9. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?  
1999 Silver Sunfire, 2-door, five speed with a sunroof (ZOOM!)

10. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE WHO  
WOULD IT BE?  
My Grandfather

11. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?  
Gin and Seven with a lime

12. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?  
Aried

13. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?  
I love the whole piece of broccoli

14. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT  
BE?  
Actress

15. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR?  
Auburn with curls

16. EVER BEEN IN LOVE?  
Yes, I am now

17. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?  
Half full

18. FAVORITE MOVIE:  
Right now? The Color Purple

19. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?  
Sometimes yes, sometimes no

20. WHAT’S UNDER YOUR BED?  
Stacks of bridal magazines and a large plastic container or papers

21. FAVORITE NUMBER?  
5

22. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH?  
Hockey or equestrian

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1. LIVING ARRANGEMENT?  
With Mom (moved back home to go to school full-time). Boyfriend comes to stay on weekends/nights off

2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?  
_History of Britain_ by Simon Schama, _The Oxford Companion to Food_ by Alan Davidson, and \*The Bible

3. WHAT’S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?  
The color black

4. FAVORITE BOARD GAME?  
Scrabble

5. FAVORITE MAGAZINE?  
Vanity Fair, Pastry Arts, Gourmet

6a. FAVORITE SMELLS?  
Caramelizing sugar, vanilla, the air after a good rain, my boyfriend’s neck, baking bread, fresh linens, the ocean air

6b. LEAST FAVORITE SMELLS  
Dirty feet, skunk, that gawd-awful gardenia perfume

1. FAVORITE SOUND?  
When I call my boyfriend, and he says, “hey baby!” when he recognizes my voice

2. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?  
that I’ve let someone down

3. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE  
UP IN THE MORNING?  
I gotta pee.

4. FAVORITE COLOR?  
Sunny yellow, emerald green

10 A. FAVORITE SONG?  
At the moment, “Blue Skies” (the Lavay Smith & Her Red Hot Skillet Lickers version)

1. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?  
2

2. FAVORITE Child’s NAME?  
Molly, Rosie, Chase, Jack

3. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE?  
Being happy in what you do in life.

4. FAVORITE FOODS?  
A good piece of rare beef; most Mexican/Latin American foods; pineapple; ice cream; cheese

5. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?  
Both, if at all possible.

6. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?  
No, unless I’m trying to get home as soon as possible.

7. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?  
Not any more. BoogeyBear has a very special place in my cedar hope chest where he’s safe from vermin and closet monsters.

8. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY?  
Cool until I have to drive in them.

9. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?  
Chevette

10. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE WHO  
WOULD IT BE?  
Escoffier

11. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?  
Margaritas

12. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?  
Libra

13. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?  
Oh yeah.

14. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT  
BE?  
Have it. Pastry chef. (Unless lottery winner would fit in this category)

15. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR?  
Did it. Auburn

16. EVER BEEN IN LOVE?  
Yep. Still am.

17. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?  
It’s always full here.

18. FAVORITE MOVIE:  
Harold & Maude; Willy Wonka; Duck Soup; All About Eve

19. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?  
Yep

20. WHAT’S UNDER YOUR BED?  
Shoes and dumbbells

21. FAVORITE NUMBER?  
3, 41

22. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH?  
College Football

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1. LIVING ? Batching it with my adult son/business partner, and in the summers with my adult daughter.
2. BOOK ? A mystery by Marshall, Evan _Missing Marlene_
3. MOUSE PAD? My son & my company’s logo
4. BOARD GAME? Scrabble
5. MAGAZINE? Playboy  
6a. FAVORITE SMELLS? My own pipe tobacco  
6b. LEAST FAVORITE SMELLS My son’s pipe tobacco
6. FAVORITE SOUND? The woosh of air riding in a plane
7. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD? slipping on ice
8. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE  
UP IN THE MORNING? Must…make…coffee…
9. FAVORITE COLOR? Blue most years. Was green once and red once  
10 A. FAVORITE SONG? 1812 Overture. I play it 4 times every day on the commute to work and back.
10. HOW MANY RINGS? 1 I always have it set for the machine to pick up, so if I want to get it, it had better be on the first ring.
11. Child’s NAME? Amber
12. MOST IMPORTANT? family
13. FAVORITE FOODS? ham sandwich (shaved ham on crusty french roll)
14. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Chocolate, except pipe tobacco:vanilla
15. DRIVE FAST? That’s what the cops always tell me.
16. SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? There a doll on my nightstand, that’s technically my daughter’s
17. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY? cool. In California I really miss the midwest’s thunderstorms.
18. FIRST CAR? Austin Sprite 2-seater, no trunk
19. MEET ONE PERSON? Claudia Schiffer
20. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? Pear brandy from Austria
21. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? Cancer
22. EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? Sure
23. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT  
BE? Museum director
24. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR? Straw - my childhood color
25. BEEN IN LOVE? Many times
26. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? I find half full glasses look full to me
27. FAVORITE MOVIE: Doctor Strangelove
28. FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? yes
29. UNDER YOUR BED? the ironing board
30. FAVORITE NUMBER? 4
31. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? Never watch sports, but I will watch the Indy 500 and the Kentucky Derby. No clue why, except that’s what I liked as a kid.

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1. LIVING ARRANGEMENT?  
Single, in apartment, with 5 cats, 1 dog, 2 birds, 2 rats

2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?  
Soul of the Fire

3. WHAT’S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?  
Cat in a hammock

4. FAVORITE BOARD GAME?  
Trivial Pursuit

5. FAVORITE MAGAZINE?  
Martha Stewart’s Living

6a. FAVORITE SMELLS?  
Vanilla, chocolate, cinnamon buns

6b. LEAST FAVORITE SMELLS  
Parvo

1. FAVORITE SOUND?  
Birds chirping, rain

2. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?  
Lonliness

3. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE  
UP IN THE MORNING?  
If I’m waking in the morning, it’s, “Yay! No work today!”

4. FAVORITE COLOR?  
Red

10 A. FAVORITE SONG?  
None

1. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?  
2-3, if at all.

2. FAVORITE Child’s NAME?  
NONE!!!

3. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE?  
Love

4. FAVORITE FOODS?  
Steak, chicken, prepared spicy!

5. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?  
Chocolate (dark)

6. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?  
Yes

7. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?  
Yes, and a few live ones as well.

8. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY?  
Cool

9. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?  
Datsun 200SX

10. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE WHO  
WOULD IT BE?  
Jane Goodall

11. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?  
Butterscotch Schnapps, Bailey’s, Godiva

12. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?  
Leo

13. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?  
Yes

14. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT  
BE?  
Actress

15. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR?  
Blonde streaks

16. EVER BEEN IN LOVE?  
Yes

17. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?  
Half empty

18. FAVORITE MOVIE:  
Clerks

19. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?  
No

20. WHAT’S UNDER YOUR BED?  
My dog.

21. FAVORITE NUMBER?  
7

22. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH?  
Hockey

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> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Rue DeDay \*  
> \*\*
> 
> ```
> 24. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT
> BE?
> Vet Tech
> 
> **
> 
> ```

You’ve gotta be kidding me! You do NOT want this job, trust me. 🙂

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1. LIVING ARRANGEMENT?  
still living with parents.

2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?  
Dubliners by James Joyce

3. WHAT’S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?  
A mousetrap and the line “Mice are stupid”… and a lot of dirt

4. FAVORITE BOARD GAME?  
none

5. FAVORITE MAGAZINE?  
19

6a. FAVORITE SMELLS?  
vanilla, hot asphalt in summer, rain

6b. LEAST FAVORITE SMELLS  
oil

1. FAVORITE SOUND?  
wind

2. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?  
anxiety

3. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE  
UP IN THE MORNING?  
I dont think early in the morning. I just behave like a robot and sleep while brushing my teeth.

4. FAVORITE COLOR?  
Dark Blue

10 A. FAVORITE SONG?  
You are Gorgeous - Baby Bird

1. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?  
2-3

2. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE?  
To be happy. Friends.

3. FAVORITE FOODS?  
Chinese, junkfood

4. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?  
a little bit of both 😉

5. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?  
yes

6. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?  
Sometimes.

7. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY?  
cool

8. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?  
none yet. Two wheels are enough.

9. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?  
Whiskey (Glen Fiddich), Gin Tonic and Hooch

10. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?  
Virgo

11. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?  
yes

12. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT  
BE?  
Illustrating books.

13. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR?  
violet

14. EVER BEEN IN LOVE?  
Yes

15. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?  
If you hand it over, it ll be totally empty.

16. FAVORITE MOVIE:  
Trainspotting

17. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?  
mostly.

18. WHAT’S UNDER YOUR BED?  
dust bunnies, a basket with magazines, a dictionary, my diary and whatever I happen to throw into it.

19. FAVORITE NUMBER?  
21

20. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH?  
hockey

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1. LIVING ARRANGEMENT?  
Wife, son, daughter, little asshole dog.

2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?  
A Life Wild and Perilous (History of mountain men).

3. WHAT’S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?  
Coffee stains, cigarette ashes, crayon marks.

4. FAVORITE BOARD GAME?  
Trivial Pursuit or Taboo, depending on company.

5. FAVORITE MAGAZINE?  
Outdoor Life.

6a. FAVORITE SMELLS?  
I have no sense of smell.

6b. LEAST FAVORITE SMELLS  
See above.

1. FAVORITE SOUND?  
Orgasmic moaning or rain, depending on company.

2. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?  
Failure.

3. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?  
I can’t wait till I’m independently wealthy so I never have to do this shit again.

4. FAVORITE COLOR?  
Grey.

10 A. FAVORITE SONG?  
Too many to list.

1. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?  
Depends on where I am when it rings.

2. FAVORITE Child’s NAME?  
Keifer and Kendall.

3. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE?  
Being happy.

4. FAVORITE FOODS?  
Cajun, Japanese, Carribean, Burger King.

5. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?  
Vanilla.

6. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?  
Yes.

7. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?  
Sometimes a snoring wife with an ice cold butt.

8. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY?  
Very cool.

9. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?  
Ford Pinto.

10. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE WHO WOULD IT BE?  
Too many to list.

11. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?  
Good Scotch.

12. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?  
Leo.

13. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?  
Yes, if I’m forced to eat vegetables.

14. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE?  
High dollar hunting guide, and in the off season, high dollar gigolo.

15. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR?  
I wouldn’t.

16. EVER BEEN IN LOVE?  
Yes.

17. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?  
Depends on what’s in it.

18. FAVORITE MOVIE:  
Kelly’s Heroes.

19. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?  
Yes.

20. WHAT’S UNDER YOUR BED?  
All the shit I don’t want people to see.

21. FAVORITE NUMBER?  
Anything even.

22. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH?  
Football, hockey and golf.

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1-Recently had to move back in w/ pareants after bad breakup ☹ but am saving up to get new place solo:)  
2-Have a Nice Day by Mick Foley for about the 29th time.  
3-Wyland seascape  
4-Trivial Pursuit  
5-Entertainment Weekly  
6-a)carmel,plumeria and lilacs  
b) chitlins and black licorice  
7-piano and rain  
8-nausea  
9-Damn it’s early-MUST HAVE CAFFEINE!  
10-a) pink  
b) Love Buzz by Nirvana  
11-I check the caller id 1st so about 2-3  
12-Gia for a girl and Kurt for a boy  
13-Friends and family  
14-seafood and italian  
15-chocolate  
16-yes  
17-no  
18-cool  
19-1969 buick  
20-off the top of my head Jeff Hardy or Martin Amis  
21-raspberry stoli lemonade  
22-sagittarius  
23-yes  
24-own and run a bookstore  
25-dark red  
26-yes-twice  
27-half full  
28-Chasing Amy  
29-no  
30-a box with my extra sheets and blankets  
31-nine  
32-professional wrestling (duh) ice hockey and any x-games

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Can’t resist.

1. LIVING ARRANGEMENT?  
With my parents.

2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?  
1984 by George Orwell

3. WHAT’S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?  
Closeup of a tiger.

4. FAVORITE BOARD GAME?  
Checkers

5. FAVORITE MAGAZINE?  
Popular Science

6a. FAVORITE SMELLS?  
A cold winter day

6b. LEAST FAVORITE SMELLS  
The smell that comes out of the vents in our school every now and then.

1. FAVORITE SOUND?  
Turning pages of reading material.

2. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?  
Rejection

3. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE  
UP IN THE MORNING?  
Why am I up?

4. FAVORITE COLOR?  
Green

10 A. FAVORITE SONG?  
Mr. Roboto by Styx

1. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?  
2

2. FAVORITE Child’s NAME?  
Boy: Alexander, Girl: Tuesday

3. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE?  
Money. Just kidding–happiness.

4. FAVORITE FOODS?  
Apples

5. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?  
Vanilla

6. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?  
Depends on what road I am on.

7. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?  
Sometimes.

8. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY?  
Scary

9. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?  
1995 Nissan Altima, maroon. Still have it, as I acquired it a year ago. I even named it: Amadeus

10. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE WHO  
WOULD IT BE?  
George Orwell

11. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?  
N/A

12. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?  
Aquarius

13. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?  
I don’t even like to eat broccoli, but if I have to: yes

14. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT  
BE?  
A successful author

15. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR?  
Blonde

16. EVER BEEN IN LOVE?  
Yes

17. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?  
Depends on what’s inside it and how thirsty I am.

18. FAVORITE MOVIE:  
Beetlejuice

19. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?  
Yes

20. WHAT’S UNDER YOUR BED?  
Board games and photo albums.

21. FAVORITE NUMBER?  
11–any odd number, really, but 3, 7, 9, and 11 are my favs.

22. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH?  
Ping pong

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I received this survey in the mail, and thought I would share. Maybe we’ll all learn a little more about each other.

1. LIVING ARRANGEMENT?  
me, my parents, and my brother.

2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?  
White Mischief

3. WHAT’S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?  
Don’t have one

4. FAVORITE BOARD GAME?  
Scrabble

5. FAVORITE MAGAZINE?  
None

6a. FAVORITE SMELLS?  
Brownies, puppies

6b. LEAST FAVORITE SMELLS  
Ammonia

1. FAVORITE SOUND?  
Chuckie’s shoes on Rugrats 🙂

2. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?  
Being sad

3. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE  
UP IN THE MORNING?  
Want to go back to sleep…

4. FAVORITE COLOR?  
Purple

10 A. FAVORITE SONG?  
Um…

1. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?  
2-3

2. FAVORITE Child’s NAME?  
Guy, or Jack

3. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE?  
Being happy

4. FAVORITE FOODS?  
Lobster and chocolate

5. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?  
Vanilla

6. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?  
Yes

7. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?  
Yup: 3

8. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY?  
cool

9. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?  
Don’t own one yet

10. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE WHO  
WOULD IT BE?  
SK probably

11. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?  
Bourbon and Coke

12. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?  
Virgo/Libra

13. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?  
Yup

14. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT  
BE?  
Don’t know…

15. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR?  
Keep it the same

16. EVER BEEN IN LOVE?  
Don’t know

17. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?  
Half empty

18. FAVORITE MOVIE:  
Pulp Fiction and Storm of the Century

19. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?  
Yes

20. WHAT’S UNDER YOUR BED?  
Papers and books and stuff

21. FAVORITE NUMBER?  
11 and 17

22. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH?  
Do dog shows count? 😛

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1. LIVING ARRANGEMENT?  
Me and hubby in a small apartment

2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?  
I’m actually in the middle of a couple: _Fellowship of the Ring_ and _On Writing_ by Stephen King

3. WHAT’S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?  
Nothing. It’s just plain black

4. FAVORITE BOARD GAME?  
It’s hard to pick just one. Probably Pictionary, if I had to pick one right now.

5. FAVORITE MAGAZINE?  
Premiere

6a. FAVORITE SMELLS?  
I don’t think I have one, but if I wear scented lotion, it’s raspberry

6b. LEAST FAVORITE SMELLS  
The bathroom at work after certain co-workers have been in there

1. FAVORITE SOUND?  
Good music

2. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?  
When someone I love is hurt and I can’t make them feel better

3. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?  
Depends on what day of the week it is

4. FAVORITE COLOR?  
green and purple

10 A. FAVORITE SONG?  
Too many to name them all.

1. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?  
Depends on how far away the phone is, and what number shows up on the caller ID

2. FAVORITE Child’s NAME?  
Michael for a boy, Elisabeth for a girl

3. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE?  
Family

4. FAVORITE FOODS?  
Chocolate

5. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?  
Chocolate.

6. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?  
I usually go about 5 mph above the limit

7. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?  
Only when hubby is out of town

8. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY?  
Terrifying

9. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?  
1986 black Nissan Pulsar, which we bought used in 1991, when I was 16

10. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE WHO WOULD IT BE?  
I don’t know how I’d pick which one, but I’d want to meet one of the three grandparents that died before I was born

11. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?  
Tequila

12. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?  
Pisces

13. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?  
Absolutely!

14. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE?  
Full time stay at home mom (okay, I’d have to have the kids before I could do that, but hopefully soon…)

15. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR?  
I’ve dyed it auburn. If I dye it again, I’d go with that color

16. EVER BEEN IN LOVE?  
Yes, and still am

17. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?  
Sometimes half-empty, sometimes half-full

18. FAVORITE MOVIE:  
The Goonies

19. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?  
No

20. WHAT’S UNDER YOUR BED?  
I shudder to think

21. FAVORITE NUMBER?  
four

22. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH?  
Football

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