# Survivor: Cook Islands Ep. 5 - "Don't Cry Over Spilled Octopus"

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-cook-islands-ep-5-dont-cry-over-spilled-octopus/376213>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 12, 2006, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-cook-islands-ep-5-dont-cry-over-spilled-octopus/376213 "2006-10-12T16:15:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2006, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-cook-islands-ep-5-dont-cry-over-spilled-octopus/376213/21 "2006-10-13T18:25:04Z")

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[QUOTE=rockle]  
Well … um, uh … no, _you’re_ not our target tonight! We want to get rid of … uh … um, **BiblioCat**! Yeah, _ **BiblioCat** _.

[RIGHT]\*\* looks around to make sure that BiblioCat sees me winking at her \*\*  
😉😉 ;)[/RIGHT]  
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Sure, whatever. Just remember–someday, you’re going to want some Mountain Dew, and you’re going to _tell someone_, and then it’s you and me eating mashed potatoes in the Losers Lodge.

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**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2006, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-cook-islands-ep-5-dont-cry-over-spilled-octopus/376213/22 "2006-10-13T18:28:05Z")

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[QUOTE=Draelin]  
Sure, whatever. Just remember–someday, you’re going to want some Mountain Dew, and you’re going to _tell someone_, and then it’s you and me eating mashed potatoes in the Losers Lodge.  
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_Eh._ I’ve eaten with worse. And just imagine how much fun we’d have dishing on those poor saps eating coconut soup back at camp while we’re yukking it up drinking mai tais and sexually harassing the resort staff.

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**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2006, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-cook-islands-ep-5-dont-cry-over-spilled-octopus/376213/23 "2006-10-13T18:40:20Z")

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[QUOTE=rockle]  
_Eh._ I’ve eaten with worse. And just imagine how much fun we’d have dishing on those poor saps eating coconut soup back at camp while we’re yukking it up drinking mai tais and sexually harassing the resort staff.  
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Now _that_ sounds like a vacation.

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**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2006, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-cook-islands-ep-5-dont-cry-over-spilled-octopus/376213/24 "2006-10-13T19:01:46Z")

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[QUOTE=rockle]  
Well … um, uh … no, _you’re_ not our target tonight! We want to get rid of … uh … um, **BiblioCat**! Yeah, _ **BiblioCat** _.

[RIGHT]\*\* looks around to make sure that BiblioCat sees me winking at her \*\*  
😉😉 ;)[/RIGHT]  
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Fine, kick me out. But I’m taking Yul with me.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2006, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-cook-islands-ep-5-dont-cry-over-spilled-octopus/376213/25 "2006-10-14T03:52:28Z")

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Maybe you ladies will get lucky and catch Billy on the rebound.

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