# Survivor finale tonight Who wins? Speculation and Spoilers

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**Created:** [May 15, 2011, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-finale-tonight-who-wins-speculation-and-spoilers/582000 "2011-05-15T16:09:08Z")\
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**Author:** ![Lethal\_Babydoll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3be4f8/32.png) [@Lethal\_Babydoll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lethal_Babydoll)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-finale-tonight-who-wins-speculation-and-spoilers/582000/41 "2011-05-16T02:32:12Z")

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> [@Mahaloth](#):
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> I guess now I get why they interviewed Rob for so long at the reunion for the previous Survivor. They knew he played and did well.
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> Remember, that interview was filmed post-filming of this season.

The one Fabio won? You sure Rob was there?

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-finale-tonight-who-wins-speculation-and-spoilers/582000/42 "2011-05-16T02:33:32Z")

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> [@jayjay](#):
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> I’m slightly ashamed of this, but when Matt’s urn fell, all that was going through my head was Bill Cosby’s riff on the Ten Commandments, with Edward G. Robinson’s voice yelling, “WHERE’S YER MESSIAH NOW?!”

What’s Bill Cosby’s riff on the 10 commandments?

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-finale-tonight-who-wins-speculation-and-spoilers/582000/43 "2011-05-16T02:49:39Z")

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> [@Lethal\_Babydoll](#):
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> The one Fabio won? You sure Rob was there?

I think he means the reunion from a year ago, Heroes vs Villains.

Please Survivor, No more Russell.

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**Author:** ![AlsoNamedBort](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alsonamedbort/32/3213_2.png) [@AlsoNamedBort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlsoNamedBort)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-finale-tonight-who-wins-speculation-and-spoilers/582000/44 "2011-05-16T02:50:32Z")

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Rob was there last season too in the audience, talking about his baby.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-finale-tonight-who-wins-speculation-and-spoilers/582000/45 "2011-05-16T02:52:39Z")

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> [@Mahaloth](#):
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> What’s Bill Cosby’s riff on the 10 commandments?

There’s an old Bill Cosby standup routine, and I’m pretty sure the Ten Commandments thing was only a small part of it, where he makes fun of Edward G. Robinson as Dathan, doing the “Where (or who)'s your messiah now?” in Robinson’s gangster voice. I can’t find a damn thing on YouTube, though.

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**Author:** ![AlsoNamedBort](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alsonamedbort/32/3213_2.png) [@AlsoNamedBort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlsoNamedBort)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-finale-tonight-who-wins-speculation-and-spoilers/582000/46 "2011-05-16T02:53:28Z")

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And David takes another page from Rob’s book.

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-finale-tonight-who-wins-speculation-and-spoilers/582000/47 "2011-05-16T02:54:06Z")

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Did she look like she wanted to say “no”?

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**Author:** ![AlsoNamedBort](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alsonamedbort/32/3213_2.png) [@AlsoNamedBort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlsoNamedBort)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-finale-tonight-who-wins-speculation-and-spoilers/582000/48 "2011-05-16T02:54:39Z")

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> [@Mahaloth](#):
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> Did she look like she wanted to say “no”?

Yes.

And I had to look her up. She was on Coach’s first season.

And she was the first one voted out.

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-finale-tonight-who-wins-speculation-and-spoilers/582000/49 "2011-05-16T02:55:08Z")

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> [@Mahaloth](#):
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> Did she look like she wanted to say “no”?

Awkward!!!

I watched Tocantins, but I have no idea who she is.

Edit: wiki says she was the first one voted out of Tocantins. No wonder I do not remember her..

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-finale-tonight-who-wins-speculation-and-spoilers/582000/50 "2011-05-16T02:56:09Z")

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“Shut it down, right now. Just shut it down.” That’s what she said, right?

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-finale-tonight-who-wins-speculation-and-spoilers/582000/51 "2011-05-16T02:58:03Z")

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Ugh.

Redemption Island returns next year. Yeesh.

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**Author:** ![AlsoNamedBort](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alsonamedbort/32/3213_2.png) [@AlsoNamedBort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlsoNamedBort)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-finale-tonight-who-wins-speculation-and-spoilers/582000/52 "2011-05-16T03:00:00Z")

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> [@Mahaloth](#):
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> Ugh.
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> Redemption Island returns next year. Yeesh.

I was paying half attention to that clip. Did I mishear or did he say two former players would be returning?

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-finale-tonight-who-wins-speculation-and-spoilers/582000/53 "2011-05-16T03:01:03Z")

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> [@AlsoNamedBort](#):
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> I was paying half attention to that clip. Did I mishear or did he say two former players would be returning?

He did.

I predict Michael Skupin is one of them.

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**Author:** ![Lethal\_Babydoll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3be4f8/32.png) [@Lethal\_Babydoll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lethal_Babydoll)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-finale-tonight-who-wins-speculation-and-spoilers/582000/54 "2011-05-16T03:02:41Z")

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Jeff mention the woes “Redemption” in the promo for next season.

Wasn’t clear if he meant the 2 former players only or the island again. Hope not.

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**Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-finale-tonight-who-wins-speculation-and-spoilers/582000/55 "2011-05-16T03:02:59Z")

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> [@AlsoNamedBort](#):
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> I was paying half attention to that clip. Did I mishear or did he say two former players would be returning?

Yep. Another RI and another one with returning players. Let’s hope it’s not a rerun of this season, which was all too predictable most of the time.

Hey, I just realized, no walk down memory lane on this one.

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-finale-tonight-who-wins-speculation-and-spoilers/582000/56 "2011-05-16T03:03:32Z")

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Probst totally snubbed about 5 contestants. Russell’s posse. Sarita. Fran-QUEST-a, Kristina. All women.

As I expected, Bad Reunion show. Russell looked emasculated, i guess because of the possible legal action against him by TPTB.

Ugh, another Redemption Island, with two returning contestants. Please do not let it be Coach and Phillip.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-finale-tonight-who-wins-speculation-and-spoilers/582000/57 "2011-05-16T03:09:20Z")

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> [@notfrommensa](#):
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> Ugh, another Redemption Island, with two returning contestants. Please do not let it be Coach and Phillip.

That would be really funny, but they’d both be voted out immediately since no one would want to listen to their BS.

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**Author:** ![dada2fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ccd318/32.png) [@dada2fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dada2fish)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-finale-tonight-who-wins-speculation-and-spoilers/582000/58 "2011-05-16T03:29:38Z")

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Big deal, Rob wins. It’s no big accomplishment. he’s had 4 chances to hone his game and it’s no big accomplishment. Plus, they always bring in a certain amount of stupid players whose only strategy is to let someone else run the game and ride their coattails. This game was clearly meant for Rob or Russell to win. Since Russell left early, they had lots of puzzle challenges that they know Rob is good at. Hmmm, what a coincidence. His poor wife had to sacrifice so much in order for him to play Survivor YET AGAIN. Did they already run out of her million dollar prize winnings? This show has jumped the shark and back again. Quit bringing people back, quit having so many hidden immunity idols, get rid of Redemption Island. Bow out gracefully Survivor, your golden boy finally won and you’ve run out of ideas.

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**Author:** ![Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eyebrows_0f_doom/32/3119_2.png) [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eyebrows_0f_Doom)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-finale-tonight-who-wins-speculation-and-spoilers/582000/59 "2011-05-16T03:36:26Z")

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My DVR cut out before the end of the reunion show. Who was voted the fan favorite? I’m guessing Rob.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-finale-tonight-who-wins-speculation-and-spoilers/582000/60 "2011-05-16T03:55:36Z")

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> [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](#):
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> My DVR cut out before the end of the reunion show. Who was voted the fan favorite? I’m guessing Rob.

Yep.

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