# Survivor: Guatemala Ep. 7 - "Surprise Enemy Visit" **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 27, 2005, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-guatemala-ep-7-surprise-enemy-visit/328191 "2005-10-27T19:35:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![singular1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba9def/32.png) [@singular1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/singular1)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-guatemala-ep-7-surprise-enemy-visit/328191/61 "2005-11-01T12:56:44Z")
> [@rockle](#): > > Holy carp! His little Halloween costume is ADORABLE! … Sigh … I miss him _so_ much. _Call me, Ian!_ Where are you finding this picture? All I can see is the headshot - everything else is from this season. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-guatemala-ep-7-surprise-enemy-visit/328191/62 "2005-11-01T13:10:30Z")
> [@singular1](#): > > Where are you finding this picture? All I can see is the headshot - everything else is from this season. ☹ When he was actually on live. He was wearing a “traditional” prisoner costume, with the stripes, and a cute little pillbox style hat (or whatever the male prisoner equivalent is), with his prisoner number stencilled across his chest. Positively precious. He can be my prisoner of love anytime. _Call me, Ian!_ (FWIW, Jenna Morasca was also in costume, as … herself as a blonde, apparently. She kind of looked like a $2 Atlantic City hooker, but that’s kind of par for the course, for her. Although, she did have all her clothes on, which is a bit unusual in Jennaland.) Oh, and **middleman**? You rock my socks. I swear to Cecil, you really do. All you guys do, actually. I am totally going to have the _Best. Funeral. **Ever!** _ I have the music picked out already, too. Do we all like AC/DC? Because I don’t think there is any better kick-ass funeral music in the world than Howlie singing “Amazing Grace,” followed immediately by _Back in Black_ on the stereo with the volume turned up to “Demolition.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Big\_Cheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@The\_Big\_Cheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Big_Cheese)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-guatemala-ep-7-surprise-enemy-visit/328191/63 "2005-11-01T13:13:12Z")
> [@Mama Tiger](#): > > Aaaand next time it would help to actually read page 2 of the thread before replying about 12 hours late. :smack: that’s ok, I’m getting old and it takes twice to sink in. Wasn’t it her ELEPHANT that was broken?? I do watch \*that \* show. ---
**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-guatemala-ep-7-surprise-enemy-visit/328191/64 "2005-11-01T14:56:55Z")
> [@The Big Cheese](#): > > Wasn’t it her ELEPHANT that was broken?? I do watch \*that \* show. Gretchen & Meredith had the broken elephant. But it was Colin who uttered the absolute best line in the absolute best moment in the entire history of television and maybe the Universe itself: “My ox is BROKEN! This is BULLSHIT!” This was shortly followed by: “Oh my God, I HATE you!” He was crying when he said it. _Crying!_ It was _sublime_. (To this day, “My ox is broken” is my default excuse for when something doesn’t get done correctly, on time, or at all.) ---
**Author:** ![EllisDee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellisdee/32/4531_2.png) [@EllisDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllisDee)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-guatemala-ep-7-surprise-enemy-visit/328191/65 "2005-11-01T17:45:41Z")
> [@Mahaloth](#): > > I can not believe the contestants feel sorry for Bobby Jon. Who cares if he wants to make the jury and never made it to the merge before? > > He also has been given a second chance for no reason and both he and Stephanie should have been voted off immediately. Why are they still on? He was given a second chance because he was never voted off, or so goes the official party line. If that’s the case, though, where’s that dude who fell in the fire in one of the earlier seasons? ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-guatemala-ep-7-surprise-enemy-visit/328191/66 "2005-11-01T17:48:51Z")
> [@Ellis Dee](#): > > If that’s the case, though, where’s that dude who fell in the fire in one of the earlier seasons? Michael Skupin. I was hoping to see him on All-Stars, but he wasn’t there. I would have liked to see him get another chance, rather than _some_ of the jerks :: cough:: Boston Rob ::cough:: they had on it. ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-guatemala-ep-7-surprise-enemy-visit/328191/67 "2005-11-01T17:56:14Z")
> [@JSexton](#): > > You might wanna rethink that. rockle is kinda scary. Yes, **rockle** _is_ kinda scary, but **rockle** also knows how to share, and wouldn’t want Ian to end up with some ungrateful tall woman just because she herself was dead. Or, at least, that’s what I will continue to tell myself. ---
**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-guatemala-ep-7-surprise-enemy-visit/328191/68 "2005-11-01T18:04:48Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > … just because she herself was dead. Hey, I’ve seen _Ghost._ Just because I’m dead doesn’t mean I can’t have any _fun_, you know? And if **Draelin** doesn’t mind sharing, neither do I. ---
**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-guatemala-ep-7-surprise-enemy-visit/328191/69 "2005-11-01T19:45:22Z")
Dambit, **rockle**! Now I can’t get “Unchained Melody” out of my head. ---
**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-guatemala-ep-7-surprise-enemy-visit/328191/70 "2005-11-01T20:29:09Z")
> [@middleman](#): > > Dambit, **rockle**! Now I can’t get “Unchained Melody” out of my head. 🆒 Sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-guatemala-ep-7-surprise-enemy-visit/328191/71 "2005-11-01T21:01:54Z")
> [@middleman](#): > > Dambit, **rockle**! Now I can’t get “Unchained Melody” out of my head. Don’t worry, I can fix this … \*I’m Henry the Eighth, I am! Henry the Eighth I am, I am I got married to the widow next door, She’s been married seven times before! 'Round here, everyone is an Henry Wouldn’t have a Willie or a Sam (no Sam!) I’m her eighth old man named Henry Henry the Eighth I am, I am, Henry the Eighth I am! \* Yes, I hate me for that, too. ---
**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-guatemala-ep-7-surprise-enemy-visit/328191/72 "2005-11-01T23:23:50Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > [earworm] Yours is better than mine. I’ve been singing “We are Flintstones kids, ten million strong and growing” for the last two days. Needless to say, I would very much like to kill myself. ---
**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-guatemala-ep-7-surprise-enemy-visit/328191/73 "2005-11-01T23:30:06Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > Don’t worry, I can fix this … > > \*I’m Henry the Eighth, I am! > Henry the Eighth I am, I am > I got married to the widow next door, > She’s been married seven times before! > 'Round here, everyone is an Henry > Wouldn’t have a Willie or a Sam (no Sam!) > I’m her eighth old man named Henry > Henry the Eighth I am, I am, > Henry the Eighth I am! > \* > > Yes, I hate me for that, too. That’s just cold. ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2005, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-guatemala-ep-7-surprise-enemy-visit/328191/74 "2005-11-02T19:45:32Z")
> [@rockle](#): > > Yours is better than mine. I’ve been singing “We are Flintstones kids, ten million strong and growing” for the last two days. Needless to say, I would very much like to kill myself. I hate you now. That’s what I always get stuck - damn TV commercial snippets. This one’ll never leave. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![phungi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phungi/32/395_2.png) [@phungi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phungi)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2005, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-guatemala-ep-7-surprise-enemy-visit/328191/75 "2005-11-02T20:16:46Z")
Episode 8 can’t get here fast enough! ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2005, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-guatemala-ep-7-surprise-enemy-visit/328191/76 "2005-11-02T20:41:27Z")
> [@rockle](#): > > Yours is better than mine. I’ve been singing “We are Flintstones kids, ten million strong and growing” for the last two days. Needless to say, I would very much like to kill myself. There is one particular 80’s Saturday Morning commercial that is so evil, even _I_ will not utter it aloud–despite the fact that it’s already stuck in my head. Don’t do it. I’m warning you. I’m really glad they made the Children’s Aid Society. ---
**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2005, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-guatemala-ep-7-surprise-enemy-visit/328191/77 "2005-11-02T21:21:48Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > There is one particular 80’s Saturday Morning commercial that is so evil, even _I_ will not utter it aloud–despite the fact that it’s already stuck in my head. I looked at the spoiler box, and … _I don’t know that one!_ _ **Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!** _ But some days – _not today, thankfully_ – I can remember all the words to the voice-over at the beginning of the Masters of the Universe cartoon, _and_ the words to the theme song from Jem. Sometimes, _both at the same time._ ---
**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2005, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-guatemala-ep-7-surprise-enemy-visit/328191/78 "2005-11-02T21:40:16Z")
I’m sorry our battles have had to come to this! The “chorus” from Tom’s Diner by Susan Vega. Doo-Dud-Doo-Dah, Doo-Dud-Doo-Dah! You know what I’m talking about! ---
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2005, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-guatemala-ep-7-surprise-enemy-visit/328191/79 "2005-11-02T21:54:05Z")
\*It’s a world of laughter A world of tears It’s a world of hopes And a world of fears There’s so much that we share That it’s time we’re aware It’s a small world after all \* Thank you. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Big\_Cheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@The\_Big\_Cheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Big_Cheese)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2005, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-guatemala-ep-7-surprise-enemy-visit/328191/80 "2005-11-02T23:25:50Z")
> [@rockle](#): > > I looked at the spoiler box, and … _I don’t know that one!_ _ **Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!** _ > > But some days – _not today, thankfully_ – I can remember all the words to the voice-over at the beginning of the Masters of the Universe cartoon, _and_ the words to the theme song from Jem. Sometimes, _both at the same time._ never saw the show, but remember the commercial. * * * Gem is outrageous, She’s truly, truly, truly, outrageous. * * * Have a nice evening!!! I think these threads are way more interesting than this show, anyone with me? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-guatemala-ep-7-surprise-enemy-visit/328191.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-guatemala-ep-7-surprise-enemy-visit/328191.md?page=5)