# Survivor: One World March 21 2012 "Thanks for the Souvenir"

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 22, 2012, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-one-world-march-21-2012-thanks-for-the-souvenir/616458 "2012-03-22T00:21:58Z")\
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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2012, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-one-world-march-21-2012-thanks-for-the-souvenir/616458/1 "2012-03-22T00:21:58Z")

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I predict Colton goes home with the idol in his pocket tonight. No basis, but that it is my call.

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**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2012, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-one-world-march-21-2012-thanks-for-the-souvenir/616458/2 "2012-03-22T00:27:26Z")

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I hope so! I’m not sure who I dislike more, Colton or Alicia.

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2012, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-one-world-march-21-2012-thanks-for-the-souvenir/616458/3 "2012-03-22T00:37:59Z")

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Shoot.

I would have greatly preferred to see him get voted out.

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**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2012, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-one-world-march-21-2012-thanks-for-the-souvenir/616458/4 "2012-03-22T00:38:51Z")

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Hmm. It turns out that evil pools in your appendix. Who knew?

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2012, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-one-world-march-21-2012-thanks-for-the-souvenir/616458/5 "2012-03-22T00:39:29Z")

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He’s keeping the immunity idol. Ah, a jerk to the very end.

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**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2012, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-one-world-march-21-2012-thanks-for-the-souvenir/616458/6 "2012-03-22T00:56:27Z")

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Hasn’t played on the west coast yet… just a thought.

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2012, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-one-world-march-21-2012-thanks-for-the-souvenir/616458/7 "2012-03-22T01:11:08Z")

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Karma is a fickle ole lady. But you got to love her tonight.

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**Author:** ![J-P\_L](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/j-p_l/32/3156_2.png) [@J-P\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/J-P_L)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2012, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-one-world-march-21-2012-thanks-for-the-souvenir/616458/8 "2012-03-22T01:32:50Z")

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I don’t normally take pleasure when someone else is in pain, but I must say, justice is sweet.

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2012, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-one-world-march-21-2012-thanks-for-the-souvenir/616458/9 "2012-03-22T01:55:36Z")

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“The hardest part is that I usually get what I want…”

What a baby.

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**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2012, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-one-world-march-21-2012-thanks-for-the-souvenir/616458/10 "2012-03-22T02:21:58Z")

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Ding dong the witch is dead…

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**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2012, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-one-world-march-21-2012-thanks-for-the-souvenir/616458/11 "2012-03-22T02:37:17Z")

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Yay! Man, Colton is just such an awful, despicable person–and Alicia, too–the way they were treating Christina. I am not ashamed to say that it was great seeing him in pain and watching them carry him away. I’m SO glad he didn’t even make the jury. Good riddance, Colton, you little shit.

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2012, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-one-world-march-21-2012-thanks-for-the-souvenir/616458/12 "2012-03-22T03:03:57Z")

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Kat certainly does have the sharpest kitty of the litter.

Doesn’t know what appendicitis is? Thinks it might be contagious? Her curious use of Touche was funny.

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**Author:** ![kiz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7feea3/32.png) [@kiz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kiz)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2012, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-one-world-march-21-2012-thanks-for-the-souvenir/616458/13 "2012-03-22T03:11:38Z")

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The more I watched this episode the more I kept thinking that, for all of Coach’s talk about playing “with honor and integrity” last season, he had a point.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2012, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-one-world-march-21-2012-thanks-for-the-souvenir/616458/14 "2012-03-22T03:15:31Z")

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God, it really was a toss-up who was more loathsome, Colton or Alicia. Glad he got no further, but really would have liked to see him humiliated in the game before his departure.

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2012, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-one-world-march-21-2012-thanks-for-the-souvenir/616458/15 "2012-03-22T03:21:26Z")

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> [@notfrommensa](#):
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> Her curious use of Touche was funny.

I think even Probst was too confused to respond to that.

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**Author:** ![Lamar\_Mundane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lamar\_Mundane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamar_Mundane)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2012, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-one-world-march-21-2012-thanks-for-the-souvenir/616458/16 "2012-03-22T03:39:27Z")

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Have they ever merged with this many people before? It was the perfect time to do it, even if it reeks of producer interference. This kind of interference I can get behind. Alicia looks like someone took an unopened toothpaste tube and just squeezed the shit out of the middle of it.

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**Author:** ![fiddlesticks](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiddlesticks/32/18129_2.png) [@fiddlesticks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fiddlesticks)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2012, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-one-world-march-21-2012-thanks-for-the-souvenir/616458/17 "2012-03-22T03:57:05Z")

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> [@Lamar\_Mundane](#):
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> Have they ever merged with this many people before? It was the perfect time to do it, even if it reeks of producer interference. This kind of interference I can get behind. Alicia looks like someone took an unopened toothpaste tube and just squeezed the shit out of the middle of it.

It seems like the biggest merged tribe I can remember. 10 is the usual rule of thumb merge point, isn’t it?

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**Author:** ![ekweizn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7c8e57/32.png) [@ekweizn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekweizn)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2012, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-one-world-march-21-2012-thanks-for-the-souvenir/616458/18 "2012-03-22T04:23:51Z")

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> [@Lamar\_Mundane](#):
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> Have they ever merged with this many people before?

The previous three seasons merged at 12.

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**Author:** ![magnusblitz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@magnusblitz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magnusblitz)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2012, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-one-world-march-21-2012-thanks-for-the-souvenir/616458/19 "2012-03-22T05:15:51Z")

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I was really hoping they’d do a vote immediately after merging. Would’ve been really interesting with no time to talk strategy.

Happy to see Colton go, but going out due to injury is always lame. He’ll think he could’ve won if it wasn’t for his damn appendix.

Man, Kat is dumb.

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**Author:** ![Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eyebrows_0f_doom/32/3119_2.png) [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eyebrows_0f_Doom)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2012, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-one-world-march-21-2012-thanks-for-the-souvenir/616458/20 "2012-03-22T05:35:15Z")

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[Nelson Muntz] **Ha Haw!** [/Nelson Muntz]

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