# Survivor: Philippines

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-philippines/632193>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 21, 2012, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-philippines/632193 "2012-08-21T18:42:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2012, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-philippines/632193/1 "2012-08-21T18:42:53Z")

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The cast was announced yesterday, and today they [revealed](http://insidetv.ew.com/2012/08/21/survivor-philippines-michael-skupin-jonathan-penner-russell-swan/) the three returning players. Looks like and interesting mix, and they _didn’t_ bring back the person that would have me boycotting the season.

Thoughts before the show debuts Sept. 19th?

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**Author:** ![Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eyebrows_0f_doom/32/3119_2.png) [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eyebrows_0f_Doom)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2012, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-philippines/632193/2 "2012-08-21T18:50:53Z")

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Thank God. If that racist ass was brought back there is no way I’d watch. He wasn’t a “fun” villain, like some, he was just a truly horrible person.

Is this the first time they’ve had three tribes?

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**Author:** ![FlightlessBird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/cdc98d/32.png) [@FlightlessBird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlightlessBird)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2012, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-philippines/632193/3 "2012-08-21T18:59:54Z")

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3 tribes with 3 returning medical evacuees. Plus 2 ‘celebrities’.

Facts of Life Actress Lisa Welchel (Blair)  
Former NL MLB MVP Jeff Kent  
Plus a lot of hot bodies. I actually haven’t taken notice, but this season has 1-20yo, 1-22yo and 1 24yo, then it starts getting mixed up. It seems like it’s trending older this season, yes? I wonder if that will have any affect on the back-stabbing and such.

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**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2012, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-philippines/632193/4 "2012-08-21T19:15:20Z")

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I didn’t watch “One World” (even though I’ve been clamoring for them to put both tribes on the same beach since the third season or so), but the idea of Jeff Kent being on Survivor might be too good to pass up.

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**Author:** ![magnusblitz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@magnusblitz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magnusblitz)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2012, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-philippines/632193/5 "2012-08-21T21:17:04Z")

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Good to see that the rumors as to the returning 3 (not Colton, thank god) and Jeff Kent were true.

It’ll definitely be interesting to see the tribe dynamics, since the teams are smaller (due to having 3 instead of 2) and all the returnees are on the old side. Age seems to be one of the biggest dividers early on Survivor.

Penner (50) gets put with 22, 28, 24, 32 and 44 (Jeff Kent) year olds. This team could be pretty athletic and not have an age problem.

Skupin (50) gets 24, 27, 32, 49 and 53 year olds. This is the old fogey tribe.

Swan (45) has 20, 25, 28, 28, and 41 year olds. This is the youngest tribe.

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**Author:** ![fiddlesticks](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiddlesticks/32/18129_2.png) [@fiddlesticks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fiddlesticks)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2012, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-philippines/632193/6 "2012-08-21T21:40:13Z")

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Will be interesting to see if Kent will play incognito or openly admit his millionaire status. And Blair? Hopefully she’ll be interesting.

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**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2012, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-philippines/632193/7 "2012-08-21T21:55:17Z")

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I’d have preferred not seeing Blair and preserved my adolescent memories of her as a deliciously voluptuous teenager. Maybe they’ll have a hot sauce challenge for her though.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2012, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-philippines/632193/8 "2012-08-21T22:38:47Z")

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I really hate retreads, but this is fairly innocuous. Not a big fan of mixing in “celebs”, but I guess we’ll have to live with it.

Are they doing exile island? I hope not…

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**Author:** ![squeegee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/squeegee/32/14537_2.png) [@squeegee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/squeegee)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2012, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-philippines/632193/9 "2012-08-21T23:00:49Z")

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> [@John\_Mace](#):
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> I really hate retreads

Then you might not care for Zane.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2012, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-philippines/632193/10 "2012-08-21T23:08:19Z")

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What, they brought back evacuees and didn’t include Constipation Guy? That sucks.

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**Author:** ![fiddlesticks](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiddlesticks/32/18129_2.png) [@fiddlesticks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fiddlesticks)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2012, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-philippines/632193/11 "2012-08-21T23:40:06Z")

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I had forgotten that Jeff Kent has already done reality competition TV, namely ABC’s [The Superstars](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Superstars_%282009_edition%29), which was more notable for Terrell Owens participation. He finished 5th out of 9 teams paired with Ali Landry. For a guy who had a prickly reputation in the big leagues, surprised he’s such a pop culture guy.

And **Ethilrist** , NO ONE LIKES CONSTIPATION GUY! /Morbo

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-philippines/632193/12 "2012-08-22T00:00:53Z")

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“Constipation Guy” would have been a great superhero (or Party Quirk) on "Whose Line is it Anyways?

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-philippines/632193/13 "2012-08-22T00:45:30Z")

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> [@Ethilrist](#):
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> What, they brought back evacuees and didn’t include Constipation Guy? That sucks.

Bruce. I wonder if he turned them down.

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**Author:** ![Washoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ecae2f/32.png) [@Washoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Washoe)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-philippines/632193/14 "2012-08-22T21:32:05Z")

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Bruce lives about three miles from me; I run into him fairly often. I’ll ask him next time I see him.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-philippines/632193/15 "2012-08-22T22:45:55Z")

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Looks like it could be an interesting season – so, so glad they’re not bringing Colton back, though!

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**Author:** ![nogravity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9d8465/32.png) [@nogravity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nogravity)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-philippines/632193/16 "2012-08-22T22:59:36Z")

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> [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](#):
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> Is this the first time they’ve had three tribes?

No, Season 8, the first allstars season, had 3 teams.

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2012, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-philippines/632193/17 "2012-08-23T02:20:59Z")

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Looks fine. Those three deserve a second shot. But I agree, not that racist elitist PoS.

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2012, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-philippines/632193/18 "2012-08-26T00:49:42Z")

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> [@DrDeth](#):
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> Looks fine. Those three deserve a second shot. But I agree, not that racist elitist PoS.

I think the show’s producers are reasonably aware that Colton was a villain we hate to watch, not one we love to hate(but love to watch).

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**Author:** ![ekweizn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7c8e57/32.png) [@ekweizn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekweizn)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2012, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-philippines/632193/19 "2012-08-26T14:09:17Z")

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> [@DrDeth](#):
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> Looks fine. Those three deserve a second shot. But I agree, not that racist elitist PoS.

Nitpick: Penner has had two shots before (Cook Islands, Fans vs Favorites)–it was on the second where he had to be pulled from the game. Cook Islands is the first season to have three three-time players (Parvati, Ozzy, Penner)

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**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2012, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-philippines/632193/20 "2012-08-26T16:31:29Z")

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I prefer it when they don’t have ANY returnees. Smacks too much of letting professionals into an amateur contest.

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