# Survivor Premiere 9/19

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-premiere-9-19/128702>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 20, 2002, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-premiere-9-19/128702 "2002-09-20T01:26:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
**Page:** 5

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**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2002, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-premiere-9-19/128702/81 "2002-09-26T16:12:40Z")

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> \*Originally posted by jayjay \*  
> \*\*“Crikey! That’s a beeyootiful specimen of the Common Arsehole, Robbus Skateboardius! Now Ah’m goin’ to stick my finger in 'is anus and see how 'e reacts!” \*\*

_giggle_

Good 'un. 😃

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**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2002, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-premiere-9-19/128702/82 "2002-09-26T17:42:50Z")

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Why the hell would you bring a skateboard to an island?  
It’s SANDY!!

I’d like to see him try to justify his reason for bringing it. It’s not like they can even use it to haul stuff around.  
What a jerk.

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**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2002, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-premiere-9-19/128702/83 "2002-09-26T17:50:45Z")

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Why the hell would you bring a skateboard to an island?  
It’s SANDY!!

I’d like to see him try to justify his reason for bringing it. It’s not like they can even use it to haul stuff around.  
What a jerk.

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**Author:** ![Newton\_meter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/57b2e6/32.png) [@Newton\_meter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Newton_meter)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2002, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-premiere-9-19/128702/84 "2002-09-26T19:25:08Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Kinsey \*  
> **I’d like to see him try to justify his reason for bringing it. It’s not like they can even use it to haul stuff around.**

It’s not _supposed_ to be useful. It’s probably a damn sight more likely to come in handy than a pair of pajamas or fuzzy slippers or a doll or a lucky keychain or a picture of some kids.

Anyway, Clay brought a golf club and some balls. I hope they lose all his balls in the woods this week and then vote him off.

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