# Survivor: South Pacific Finale December 18 2011 **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 18, 2011, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-south-pacific-finale-december-18-2011/606658 "2011-12-18T18:58:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2011, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-south-pacific-finale-december-18-2011/606658/21 "2011-12-19T02:09:02Z")
The man is a monster. ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2011, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-south-pacific-finale-december-18-2011/606658/22 "2011-12-19T02:09:52Z")
That was awesome! ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2011, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-south-pacific-finale-december-18-2011/606658/23 "2011-12-19T02:14:06Z")
I was rooting for Sophie, until she started screaming at Albert. beeeeyotch. Help Albert if you want to collude. (assuming it was allowed). ---
**Author:** ![AlsoNamedBort](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alsonamedbort/32/3213_2.png) [@AlsoNamedBort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlsoNamedBort)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2011, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-south-pacific-finale-december-18-2011/606658/24 "2011-12-19T02:24:55Z")
I think Ozzy just picked up his 5th vote. ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2011, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-south-pacific-finale-december-18-2011/606658/25 "2011-12-19T02:36:12Z")
If Ozzy wins, why would they not vote Coach out? ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2011, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-south-pacific-finale-december-18-2011/606658/26 "2011-12-19T02:40:00Z")
Oh, snap. Sophie wins final immunity. ---
**Author:** ![AlsoNamedBort](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alsonamedbort/32/3213_2.png) [@AlsoNamedBort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlsoNamedBort)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2011, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-south-pacific-finale-december-18-2011/606658/27 "2011-12-19T02:42:00Z")
Damn. Ozzy’s only chance now is to somehow convince them to vote out Coach. ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2011, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-south-pacific-finale-december-18-2011/606658/28 "2011-12-19T02:59:54Z")
Bye, Ozzy! ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2011, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-south-pacific-finale-december-18-2011/606658/29 "2011-12-19T03:01:00Z")
Fourth place for Ozzy. So who is the favorite? Sophie? ---
**Author:** ![AlsoNamedBort](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alsonamedbort/32/3213_2.png) [@AlsoNamedBort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlsoNamedBort)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2011, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-south-pacific-finale-december-18-2011/606658/30 "2011-12-19T03:03:49Z")
Prediction - Albert will get no votes. ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2011, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-south-pacific-finale-december-18-2011/606658/31 "2011-12-19T03:09:56Z")
I’m glad they skipped the whole “reminisce about all the voted off players” bit where they walk by their torches. ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2011, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-south-pacific-finale-december-18-2011/606658/32 "2011-12-19T03:10:10Z")
What happen to the “Walk of the Fallen Comrades”? ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2011, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-south-pacific-finale-december-18-2011/606658/33 "2011-12-19T03:11:02Z")
I’m glad they skipped it. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2011, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-south-pacific-finale-december-18-2011/606658/34 "2011-12-19T03:12:12Z")
This is a really lame final three. ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2011, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-south-pacific-finale-december-18-2011/606658/35 "2011-12-19T03:18:56Z")
I guess if Ozzie died his hair red, he could be Pippi Longstocking. ---
**Author:** ![ThisSpaceForRent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thisspaceforrent/32/345_2.png) [@ThisSpaceForRent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisSpaceForRent)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2011, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-south-pacific-finale-december-18-2011/606658/36 "2011-12-19T03:20:12Z")
> [@notfrommensa](#): > > I guess if Ozzie died his hair red, he could be Pippi Longstocking. or Little orphan Ozzie… ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2011, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-south-pacific-finale-december-18-2011/606658/37 "2011-12-19T03:29:23Z")
Relatively boring jury interrogation. I kind of think Sophie is going to win. ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2011, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-south-pacific-finale-december-18-2011/606658/38 "2011-12-19T03:33:39Z")
Lots of Bitter Betty’s on the jury. Can I vote for Edna? I am glad she gave the jurors a reality check. I like the Savaii tribe better than the Upulo, but it really irritating when they get up on their soap **tower** (or is it a **ivory** box :eek:) and get all uppity with their sanctimonious and righteous indignation. ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2011, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-south-pacific-finale-december-18-2011/606658/39 "2011-12-19T03:39:21Z")
And the winner is: Sophie ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2011, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-south-pacific-finale-december-18-2011/606658/40 "2011-12-19T03:40:16Z")
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