# Survivor SPOILER Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 13, 2002, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-spoiler-thread/98043 "2002-03-13T12:19:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2002, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-spoiler-thread/98043/1 "2002-03-13T12:19:20Z")
**This thread may contain SPOLERS.** So, I guess it’s time to crank up a Survivor thread. Don’t forget that it has moved now to Wednesday nights. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2002, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-spoiler-thread/98043/2 "2002-03-13T12:20:50Z")
In addition to spolers, it might also contain spoilers. ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2002, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-spoiler-thread/98043/3 "2002-03-13T12:53:42Z")
So, are there going to be any spoilers in this thread? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2002, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-spoiler-thread/98043/4 "2002-03-13T13:11:31Z")
Spoiler Ho! (Highlight text to read) I hear someone gets voted out this week. ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2002, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-spoiler-thread/98043/5 "2002-03-13T18:07:46Z")
SPOILER ALERT!!! (duh…) . . . . . . . . . . . . In the TV section of today’s paper, it said someone gets stung by a sea urchin and the accepted home remedy (urine) is applied directly by a fellow (I assume male) tribe member. At press time, CBS was still deciding how much of this incident to show. Oh, yea, getting peed on by someone! What fun! [Monica] You will always be the guy who peed on me. [/Monica] I watch too much tv… :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2002, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-spoiler-thread/98043/6 "2002-03-13T18:38:27Z")
Eh, not a spoiler, but I just felt the need to point out that I am currently ranked 16th overall in the Surviiival contest over at [www.surviiivor.com](http://www.surviiivor.com) ---
**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2002, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-spoiler-thread/98043/7 "2002-03-13T19:32:39Z")
Team trouble continues their implosion. Meanwhile, back at the ranch, the world’s most annoying real estate agent will annoy her team so much that they will consider tanking a contest (ala Survivor 3) just to vote her butt off the island. I also predict numerous shots of Sarah’s surgical enhancements, which will not distract us (too much) from the fact that she is not too bright. Is it time for the puzzle building or tribe members on a rope competition this week? _-me_ :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![booklover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@booklover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/booklover)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2002, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-spoiler-thread/98043/8 "2002-03-13T19:43:18Z")
Has it officially moved to Wednesday due to March Madness? I’m irked—have classes Wednesday night so I’ll miss it. Guess it’s time to learn how to program the VCR. ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2002, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-spoiler-thread/98043/9 "2002-03-13T20:29:39Z")
booklover, I recommend heading over to the “Please don’t discuss ‘24’ with me” thread if you need help with your VCR. I can _ahem_ speak from experience. elf6c, there’s a good chance it’s the rope challenge, but my prediction will be that it’s some sort of trivia contest, involving different stations to run to. Man, Sarah is pretty stupid. I long for the days of Jerri. Sarah’s boobs are really nice, but as she loses body mass, those puppies are going to stretch and sag (Tina, anyone?). ---
**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2002, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-spoiler-thread/98043/10 "2002-03-13T21:45:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Munch \* > \*\*Man, Sarah is pretty stupid. I long for the days of Jerri. Sarah’s boobs are really nice, but as she loses body mass, those puppies are going to stretch and sag (Tina, anyone?). \*\* Really? I didn’t know implants could sag. Tina’s sure didn’t. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2002, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-spoiler-thread/98043/11 "2002-03-13T21:46:35Z")
Maraamu loses again. Bye-bye Sean. ---
**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2002, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-spoiler-thread/98043/12 "2002-03-13T21:57:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Libertarian \* > \*\*Maraamu loses again. Bye-bye Sean. \*\* ::crossing fingers:: (He’s only slightly more annoying than Sarah, but she’s a lot easier on the eyes.) ---
**Author:** ![minty\_green](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@minty\_green](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minty_green)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2002, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-spoiler-thread/98043/13 "2002-03-14T02:02:05Z")
And Hunter takes a bullet in the back of the head for the anti-team. Damn, those Muraamu people are idiots. If Burnet saves any of their lame butts with another switch–and Probst’s closing words seemed to indicate that was in the air–I’m going to be seriously disappointed. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2002, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-spoiler-thread/98043/14 "2002-03-14T02:02:35Z")
Hunter said it at the end, “I don’t understand…”, those guys are damn idiots. If I were him, instead of wishing them luck, I would have called it like it is and said “You idiots just killed yourselves. Morons.” ---
**Author:** ![Jadis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@Jadis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jadis)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2002, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-spoiler-thread/98043/15 "2002-03-14T02:03:15Z")
Well, not only is Maraamu continuing to suck mightily in the challanges, but they signed their death warrant at tonight’s tribal council. The only thing I can think of is that they’re assuming that Burnett is going to swoop in soon with the “swap the teams around” trick, so they figured they had nothing to lose by voting out one of the only two valuable members of the tribe. Could Burnett have possibly assembled a bigger band of assclowns than he did when he put Maraamu together? ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2002, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-spoiler-thread/98043/16 "2002-03-14T02:32:59Z")
I’m sorry, could someone tell me what happened on the real Survivor tonight? My TV was only picking up Bizarro-World Survivor, where the Heads-Up-Their-Asses Team lost **again** and voted out the smartest, strongest member of their team. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monster)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2002, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-spoiler-thread/98043/17 "2002-03-14T03:10:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kinsey \* > \*\*I’m sorry, could someone tell me what happened on the real Survivor tonight? > My TV was only picking up Bizarro-World Survivor, where the Heads-Up-Their-Asses Team lost **again** and voted out the smartest, strongest member of their team. > :rolleyes: :rolleyes: \*\* That’s strange, **Kinsey** , my tv caught the same damn episode. I swear I am done watching this show. Oh, I’ll still read what happened on [survivorsucks.com](http://survivorsucks.com), but I’m not wasting any more time on these people. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![barking\_frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@barking\_frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/barking_frog)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2002, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-spoiler-thread/98043/18 "2002-03-14T05:10:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by thinksnow \* > \*\* > If I were him, instead of wishing them luck, I would have called it like it is and said “You idiots just killed yourselves. Morons.” \*\* Well, didn’t he say something like, “They’re a bunch of idiots, and when I see them again, I’ll say that to their faces. I’m going to phone the American Red Cross so that they can airlift them out of here before they die of starvation.” Interestingly enough, due to my stupid local TV station, only the “st” sound was heard in the last word before CTV cut it and repeated it as “before they die.” (That is, they removed the “of starvation” part.) Anyways, does anyone have a TV station that actually showed the whole epilogue thingy? Who was the other person that voted for Sarah? ---
**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2002, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-spoiler-thread/98043/19 "2002-03-14T05:16:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ian Fan \* > \*\* > Anyways, does anyone have a TV station that actually showed the whole epilogue thingy? Who was the other person that voted for Sarah? \*\* Gina. The preview of next week’s implies that she feels a bit of an outcast for it, too. ---
**Author:** ![barking\_frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@barking\_frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/barking_frog)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2002, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-spoiler-thread/98043/20 "2002-03-14T05:32:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jsc1953 \* > \*\* > > Gina. The preview of next week’s implies that she feels a bit of an outcast for it, too. \*\* Yeah, I figured. I realized the irony, which meant that he was going, when Hunter said “I’m doing this to protect someone…”, but just wasn’t sure if that was completely reciprocated. It’s going to be hilarious watching the rest of those morons back stab each other after Gina’s gone. Too bad CBS will probably save that tribe’s ass. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/survivor-spoiler-thread/98043.md?page=2)