# Susanann, will you please bring your gun-totin' butt in here? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 20, 2002, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanann-will-you-please-bring-your-gun-totin-butt-in-here/144131 "2002-12-20T23:15:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2002, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanann-will-you-please-bring-your-gun-totin-butt-in-here/144131/41 "2002-12-31T16:56:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mighty\_Girl \* > \*\*“Endangered” they may be (stupidity is one of life’s great hazzards), but they don’t seem to be dying out. Actually they are more and more of them… lots of them… crawling up the walls… a great invasion. They will soon devour us [sup][sub]Ok, I saw Night of the Living Dead last night. It seemed appropriate: brain-dead people invade us, eat our brains.[/sub][/sup] :eek: \*\* Weird, I saw Night of the Living Dead this morning, around 4am… (couldn’t sleep, movie didn’t help) Did you notice that stupid people are a lot like zombies? Except zombies want the downfall of mankind, whereas stupid people want the downfall of intelligence… ---
**Author:** ![Mighty\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mighty\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Girl)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2002, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanann-will-you-please-bring-your-gun-totin-butt-in-here/144131/42 "2002-12-31T16:59:43Z")
Maybe it wasn’t a coincidence, it may be explained by the difference in time between our locatins and maybe we get the same channels on cable. Or maybe it is a sign :eek: ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2002, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanann-will-you-please-bring-your-gun-totin-butt-in-here/144131/43 "2002-12-31T18:35:08Z")
Hey, Susannann, whats your game now, can anybody play? BTW, I’m now selling Anti- Rape rocks. if you carry one of them it will guarentee to stop a rapist of you hit them hard enough on the head with them. Join the National Rock Association! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2002, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanann-will-you-please-bring-your-gun-totin-butt-in-here/144131/44 "2002-12-31T19:19:02Z")
In regard to the Aileen Wuornos reference, maybe **Susanann** was “inspired” by the movie _Full Metal Jacket_. The film has a scene where the Drill Instructor is telling his Marine charges about how much a single motivated individual with a gun can accomplish. He singles out Charles Whitman and Lee Harvey Oswald (former Marines) as examples. \*\*Susanann should try Annie Oakley as an alternate heroine. ---
**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2002, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanann-will-you-please-bring-your-gun-totin-butt-in-here/144131/45 "2002-12-31T19:56:35Z")
Jeezus, this girl makes me embarrassed that I’ve ever _fired_ a gun, let alone had one in my house! I did notice that she hasn’t wandered in here (and probably won’t). Illegal for women to wear pants, huh? I always knew my grandmother was a wild woman! We have this awesome picture of her with my grandpa and some friends from way back (1930’s? 1940’s?) and she is wearing trousers, a man’s dress shirt and a wide tie. She looks fantastic! Obviously **Susannann** is a silly bitch. Is she part of the “holidays & school vacations” phenomenon we have seen recently? Sigh. ---
**Author:** ![sailor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@sailor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sailor)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2002, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanann-will-you-please-bring-your-gun-totin-butt-in-here/144131/46 "2002-12-31T20:41:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by EJsGirl \* > **I did notice that she hasn’t wandered in here (and probably won’t).** She has not supported or retracted any of the allegations where she has been asked to do so. She just ignores every single post which asks her to support her allegations or she just leaves the thread alltogether. I could have picked on many of her stupidities but I have carefully chosen just a few and she just will not support them or admit that maybe she was mistaken. As they say: Often wrong but never in doubt. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2003, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanann-will-you-please-bring-your-gun-totin-butt-in-here/144131/47 "2003-01-01T21:25:43Z")
There really should be a warning label attached to each of her posts. ---
**Author:** ![sailor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@sailor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sailor)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2003, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanann-will-you-please-bring-your-gun-totin-butt-in-here/144131/48 "2003-01-02T18:13:38Z")
For the Nth time she just walks away from the threads where she is challenged and she goes on to post the same unsupported drivel in other threads. What a waste. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2003, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanann-will-you-please-bring-your-gun-totin-butt-in-here/144131/49 "2003-01-02T21:06:20Z")
What were you expecting, intelligent argument? ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2003, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanann-will-you-please-bring-your-gun-totin-butt-in-here/144131/50 "2003-01-02T21:16:37Z")
This is abuse. Arguments are down the hall. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2003, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanann-will-you-please-bring-your-gun-totin-butt-in-here/144131/51 "2003-01-02T21:30:41Z")
**jarbabyj** , MP references confuse the hell out of me if they’re not complete non sequiturs. It’s just not natural. ---
**Author:** ![sailor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@sailor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sailor)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2003, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanann-will-you-please-bring-your-gun-totin-butt-in-here/144131/52 "2003-01-02T22:27:20Z")
She’s like the Energizer bunny: She keeps posting and posting and posting. . . . She just pretends everybody is agreeing with her and is totally oblivious to what everybody else in the thread is saying. She must be pathetic in real life. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2003, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanann-will-you-please-bring-your-gun-totin-butt-in-here/144131/53 "2003-01-03T01:28:09Z")
[Some questions for you, Susanann:](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=2776400#post2776400) > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Susanann \* > **As one of the original womens libbers, and an avid womens historian, I can tell you that it was illegal!!! for women to wear pants in most states until the 1970’s.** 1. As one of the original women’s libbers, would you please tell me when women’s liberation began. 2. As an avid historian, would you please provide me with your professional qualifications, including a list of your scholarly publications. 3. Having made the assertion that it was illegal for women to wear pants in most states until the 1970s, would you please provide cites, preferably in WestLaw format, to both such legislation in most states at that time, and to prosecutions made under such laws at that time? ---
**Author:** ![JonScribe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3be4f8/32.png) [@JonScribe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JonScribe)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2003, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanann-will-you-please-bring-your-gun-totin-butt-in-here/144131/54 "2003-01-03T03:39:29Z")
Mebbe it was just illegal for avid women to wear pants. ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2003, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanann-will-you-please-bring-your-gun-totin-butt-in-here/144131/55 "2003-01-03T04:13:14Z")
And this [gem](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=2798222#post2798222) from the “Ask the Gay Guy” thread. (Scroll up to see her post.) :rolleyes: Robin ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2003, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanann-will-you-please-bring-your-gun-totin-butt-in-here/144131/56 "2003-01-03T14:56:07Z")
I’ve strived to be an avid woman, but sometimes I’m lazy and just slip into being a man…or a transsexual sloth. I wish I were more like Susannannannadanna ---
**Author:** ![Dangerosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Dangerosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dangerosa)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2003, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanann-will-you-please-bring-your-gun-totin-butt-in-here/144131/57 "2003-01-03T15:02:51Z")
Yeah, and I wanted to get into the start of the Women’s Lib movement, too bad I’m not 154 years old. ---
**Author:** ![minty\_green](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@minty\_green](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minty_green)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanann-will-you-please-bring-your-gun-totin-butt-in-here/144131/58 "2003-01-05T03:35:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Susanann \* > It is silly and misleading of you to try to compare any Canadian province with Michigan or New York, as no canadian province has nowhere near as many black people who commit most of the American murders. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=154144&pagenumber=2](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=154144&pagenumber=2) :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![minty\_green](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@minty\_green](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minty_green)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanann-will-you-please-bring-your-gun-totin-butt-in-here/144131/59 "2003-01-05T03:36:30Z")
[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=154144&pagenumber=2](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=154144&pagenumber=2) ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2003, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanann-will-you-please-bring-your-gun-totin-butt-in-here/144131/60 "2003-01-05T03:52:43Z")
Interesting link, minty. At first I thought that she had made her racist statement in haste, but then she later repeated it. A gun totin’, male hatin’, good ol’ racist. My, my, my. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanann-will-you-please-bring-your-gun-totin-butt-in-here/144131.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanann-will-you-please-bring-your-gun-totin-butt-in-here/144131.md?page=4)