# Susanann, will you please bring your gun-totin' butt in here?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanann-will-you-please-bring-your-gun-totin-butt-in-here/144131>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 20, 2002, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanann-will-you-please-bring-your-gun-totin-butt-in-here/144131 "2002-12-20T23:15:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
**Page:** 6

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**Author:** ![The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dc4da7/32.png) [@The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_With_The_Golden_Gun)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2003, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanann-will-you-please-bring-your-gun-totin-butt-in-here/144131/101 "2003-06-02T15:24:20Z")

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I’m just surprised the bitch hasn’t been banned yet.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanann-will-you-please-bring-your-gun-totin-butt-in-here/144131/102 "2003-06-03T01:20:43Z")

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She reminds me of a more civil _WV\_Woman_\*. Note-I’m NOT saying they’re the same person-their posting styles are totally different.

But both spouted a lot of crap and refused to back it up, and then got mad when we didn’t believe them.

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**Author:** ![erislover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/71e660/32.png) [@erislover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erislover)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanann-will-you-please-bring-your-gun-totin-butt-in-here/144131/103 "2003-08-29T14:27:15Z")

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Holy crap [she directly responded to me!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=207663)

Of course, her sarcasm meter was miscalibrated, but still. Within another six months we’ll have her checking 3.65% of her posted “facts”! Yay progress!

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**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanann-will-you-please-bring-your-gun-totin-butt-in-here/144131/104 "2003-08-29T14:35:22Z")

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Ohmigod, I actually scolded her in that thread, **erislover** - for posting too much of an article. I didn’t know her reputation preceded her. (But she was quite polite - to me, at least).

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**Author:** ![Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krisfer_the_Cat)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanann-will-you-please-bring-your-gun-totin-butt-in-here/144131/105 "2003-08-29T14:43:17Z")

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**Blonde** you are getting to be one of my favorite posters. I look forward to watching you cut idiots off at the knees… and I like your other posts as well:D

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**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanann-will-you-please-bring-your-gun-totin-butt-in-here/144131/106 "2003-08-29T14:50:22Z")

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Thanks, sweetie!

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2003, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanann-will-you-please-bring-your-gun-totin-butt-in-here/144131/107 "2003-08-30T01:30:55Z")

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This thread needs a sticky.

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**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2003, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanann-will-you-please-bring-your-gun-totin-butt-in-here/144131/108 "2003-08-30T01:42:01Z")

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Dunno 'bout that sticky… It keeps getting resurrected regularly enough!  
😉

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**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2003, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanann-will-you-please-bring-your-gun-totin-butt-in-here/144131/109 "2003-08-30T05:56:25Z")

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ZOMBIE THREAD! ZOMBIE THREAD!

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2003, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanann-will-you-please-bring-your-gun-totin-butt-in-here/144131/110 "2003-08-30T14:51:00Z")

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It’s the thread that wouldn’t die!

Interestingly, this thread has been resurrected twice since its inception in 12/02, and **Susanann** has never once shown up here.

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