# Susanann, would you mind coming in here for just a moment... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 14, 2003, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanann-would-you-mind-coming-in-here-for-just-a-moment/148469 "2003-01-14T05:02:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanann-would-you-mind-coming-in-here-for-just-a-moment/148469/1 "2003-01-14T05:02:31Z")
I’ve never actually “Pitted” anyone before, but I have to say This post: > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Susanann_\*\* > According to the Discovery Channel, other documentaries, most biology teachers, and many other things I read and saw, Jamie was born with XY chromosones, and is, therefore, according to the World Olympics committe, a male. > > To me, I consider her a female, that is what Tony Curtis, Janet Leigh chose to raise her, and who she is choosing to live as. > > She looks very butch to me, with mannish features, and more so all the time. She looks like a man who has taken female hormones. > > The doctors offices leaked out that she had xy chromosones. > > Jamie, with xy chromosones, cannot bear children, and therefore, adopted 2 chidren. > > As far as being a hemephrodite(having both sexes), that is just a rumor, and I dont believe so. She was not in the hospital very long as a baby, so if they did an operation to make her female , I dont know when it would have been done. In press releases and in the news, Jamie was announced as a “baby girl” as soon as she was born.\*\* , in [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=2847488#post2847488) thread, was totally and utterly obnoxious. The complete lack of any sort of cites or reference material, I can overlook. The ridiculous “Leaked by the doctor’s office” crapola, I can ignore. (And heaven knows, doctors certainly wouldn’t worry about their professional reputation or anything). But you’re snitty, snotty, petty > [@](#): > > “She looks very butch to me, with mannish features, and more so all the time. She looks like a man who has taken female hormones.” really, really picks my butt. Just in case you’re wondering, your fellow posters\* here at the SDMB did not read your post and think you were clever and informed. They read it an thought that you were an out of whack twit, that spends way to much of her time watching Day-Time television, and reading the National Tattler. I read it and thought that you were petty, and small. That is all. \*At least those that responded in the original thread. ---
**Author:** ![Primaflora](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Primaflora](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Primaflora)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanann-would-you-mind-coming-in-here-for-just-a-moment/148469/2 "2003-01-14T05:14:52Z")
Go on Alice! Don’t you believe that ‘most biology teachers’ are expert on Jamie Lee Curtis’s genetic make up? I know I’m convinced, that kind of evidence is just overwhelming! ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanann-would-you-mind-coming-in-here-for-just-a-moment/148469/3 "2003-01-14T05:21:43Z")
This woman appears to actually, physically _Talk out of her ASS!_. I mean, how does she type with that thing? She must have a prehensile butt hole. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanann-would-you-mind-coming-in-here-for-just-a-moment/148469/4 "2003-01-14T05:22:51Z")
You’re not the first to feel this way about [Susanann](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=151792). Two Pit threads in the same month. One can only hope **Susanann** will get the hint, but I doubt it. ---
**Author:** ![Redboss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8baadc/32.png) [@Redboss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redboss)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanann-would-you-mind-coming-in-here-for-just-a-moment/148469/5 "2003-01-14T05:34:53Z")
…and it was a core part of our training that J-Cur has a **bundle** of assorted bits and pieces down there. Enough for a small eskimo village, really. Many of our professors confirmed this for us at the pub after work, and we were shown a documentary on cable TV, which kind of puts the nail right there on it doesn’t it? She also has a tiny pair of horns, which are usually hidden by her hair. JEALOUSY! ENVY! JEALOUSY! Please ignore the green writing on my forehead - after all I am a biology teacher, with Susanann as one of my better students. Redboss ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanann-would-you-mind-coming-in-here-for-just-a-moment/148469/6 "2003-01-14T06:22:44Z")
Wow. Did it hurt when they tatooed that on there? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanann-would-you-mind-coming-in-here-for-just-a-moment/148469/7 "2003-01-14T06:45:33Z")
Yeah, but the World Olympic Commitee says she’s a guy! Is there higher authority for the arbitration of the biological definition of gender? I think not! Jamie Curtis: she-male. I’m convinced of it. ---
**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanann-would-you-mind-coming-in-here-for-just-a-moment/148469/8 "2003-01-14T06:50:42Z")
Well, if Jamie Curtis is a she-male, she’s got the nicest set of tits I’ve ever seen on on a she-male. ---
**Author:** ![Redboss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8baadc/32.png) [@Redboss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redboss)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanann-would-you-mind-coming-in-here-for-just-a-moment/148469/9 "2003-01-14T07:02:01Z")
…may I add that we also decided at that same meeting that Princess Ann is a man, that Arnold Schwarzenegger is two men, that George Bush is a little girl, that the Pope is a credenza, that Joan Rivers is a Tupperware party, and that Beta is the video system of the future. Redboss McGurgle, Chairman of Olympic Committee ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanann-would-you-mind-coming-in-here-for-just-a-moment/148469/10 "2003-01-14T07:41:47Z")
> [@](#): > > …George Bush is a little girl… [Cute, too.](http://www.lenaadams.com/images/wgirls/) With regard to Susanann, I suspect that _she’s_ a man, and that the entire body of knowledge that she has about feminism and gender issues has been cribbed entirely from Rush Limbaugh. ---
**Author:** ![Juniper200](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@Juniper200](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juniper200)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanann-would-you-mind-coming-in-here-for-just-a-moment/148469/11 "2003-01-14T07:45:38Z")
Wow! An almost definite [urban legend](http://www.snopes.com/movies/actors/jamie.htm) sighted in the wild! ---
**Author:** ![AntaresJB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AntaresJB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AntaresJB)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanann-would-you-mind-coming-in-here-for-just-a-moment/148469/12 "2003-01-15T04:22:00Z")
It it just me or does the head on [this pic](http://www.lenaadams.com/images/wgirls/pages/wgirl001_jpg.htm) from **Larry Mudd** ’s link eerily remind anyone else of Ozzy Osbourne? [obligatory reference to OP] Yeah, I was wondering whose butt she pulled that crap out of.[/ortOP] ---
**Author:** ![kung\_fu\_lola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f4b2a3/32.png) [@kung\_fu\_lola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kung_fu_lola)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanann-would-you-mind-coming-in-here-for-just-a-moment/148469/13 "2003-01-15T05:01:56Z")
The “Olympic Committee” crud may have been a reference to [Maria Jose Martinez Patino](http://members.fortunecity.com/dikigoros/intersexism.htm), who is a pseudohermaphrodite. This means that she has a female body and female external sex organs, but is genetically male. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanann-would-you-mind-coming-in-here-for-just-a-moment/148469/14 "2003-01-15T05:07:14Z")
I’m sure somewhere in Susanann’s whacked out brain the case you cite was floating around, **Lola**. However, there certainly isn’t even the remotest chance that the Olympic Committe gives a flying rat’s ass about Jamie Lee Curtis. Like I said - the woman (Susanann) has a prehensile butt hole (which paints just a lovely mental image, huh?) ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanann-would-you-mind-coming-in-here-for-just-a-moment/148469/15 "2003-01-15T09:05:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Redboss \* > \*\*that Joan Rivers is a Tupperware party \*\* Well…there’s enough plastic in there to make this at least plausible, in some metaphorical fashion. ---
**Author:** ![coosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@coosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coosa)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanann-would-you-mind-coming-in-here-for-just-a-moment/148469/16 "2003-01-15T11:23:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Redboss \* > \*\*… that Joan Rivers is a Tupperware party \*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jayjay \* > \*\*Well…there’s enough plastic in there to make this at least plausible, in some metaphorical fashion. \*\* Perhaps the correct phrasing should have been “Joan Rivers _was_ a Tupperware party”? ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanann-would-you-mind-coming-in-here-for-just-a-moment/148469/17 "2003-01-15T12:59:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Larry Mudd \* > \*\*[Cute, too.](http://www.lenaadams.com/images/wgirls/) \*\* Please don’t _ever_ do that to me again. I mean, warnings, people! Warnings are appropriate! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanann-would-you-mind-coming-in-here-for-just-a-moment/148469/18 "2003-01-15T13:08:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by alice\_in\_wonderland \* > \*\*The ridiculous “Leaked by the doctor’s office” crapola, I can ignore. \*\* That’s almost as bad as, “my friends cousin’s sister’s uncle, told me…” > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by alice\_in\_wonderland \* > \*\*I read it and thought that you were petty, and small. \*\* Ah, I see that you haven’t read any of her _previous_ posts.😃 I believe she’s openly plagerized stuff to, so tack on dishonest. ---
**Author:** ![sailor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@sailor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sailor)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanann-would-you-mind-coming-in-here-for-just-a-moment/148469/19 "2003-01-15T13:12:34Z")
\>\> Ah, I see that you haven’t read any of her previous posts. I believe she’s openly plagerized stuff to, so tack on dishonest. You can read all about her in [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=151792) ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanann-would-you-mind-coming-in-here-for-just-a-moment/148469/20 "2003-01-15T15:47:08Z")
Actually, I’d rather not. Where do these people come from anyhow? Nevernever land? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanann-would-you-mind-coming-in-here-for-just-a-moment/148469.md?page=2)