# Susanna Hoffs/Bangles...Walk Like an Egyptian.

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 27, 2015, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanna-hoffs-bangles-walk-like-an-egyptian/716081 "2015-03-27T01:53:42Z")\
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**Author:** ![River\_Hippie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/river_hippie/32/26_2.png) [@River\_Hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/River_Hippie)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanna-hoffs-bangles-walk-like-an-egyptian/716081/1 "2015-03-27T01:53:42Z")

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Yum!  
[Walk Like An Egyptian](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv6tuzHUuuk&list=RDCv6tuzHUuuk#t=33)

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**Author:** ![rsa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/839c29/32.png) [@rsa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rsa)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanna-hoffs-bangles-walk-like-an-egyptian/716081/2 "2015-03-27T03:07:22Z")

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Loved those 80’s girl bands. Bangles, Go-Gos, Bananarama. The 80’s had it all - great music, pub crawls…

And I concur with your assessment of Susanna Hoffs.

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**Author:** ![movingfinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@movingfinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/movingfinger)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanna-hoffs-bangles-walk-like-an-egyptian/716081/3 "2015-03-27T06:31:36Z")

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Didn’t Weird Al Yanckovic do a version called “Walk With an Erection”? Or did I just fantasize that?

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanna-hoffs-bangles-walk-like-an-egyptian/716081/4 "2015-03-27T06:44:03Z")

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> [@movingfinger](#):
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> Didn’t Weird Al Yanckovic do a version called “Walk With an Erection”? Or did I just fantasize that?

Not Weird Al. It was The Swinging Erudites, who got hit with a cease and desist. At that time parody wasn’t clearly covered under fair use.

ETA: [Here’s more info on the legal stuff.](http://articles.latimes.com/1987-04-19/entertainment/ca-1702_1_kroq)

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**Author:** ![bytheway](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/df705f/32.png) [@bytheway](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bytheway)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanna-hoffs-bangles-walk-like-an-egyptian/716081/5 "2015-03-27T06:57:08Z")

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In “I’m Going Down to Liverpool” you can see Mr. Spock (well, Leonard Nimoy) with the Bangles!

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanna-hoffs-bangles-walk-like-an-egyptian/716081/6 "2015-03-27T08:54:12Z")

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Man, that side-eyes thing Hoff does is maybe the single sexiest moment in the history of rock n’ roll.

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**Author:** ![Jack\_of\_Words](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f6c823/32.png) [@Jack\_of\_Words](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_of_Words)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanna-hoffs-bangles-walk-like-an-egyptian/716081/7 "2015-03-27T09:53:36Z")

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I know it’s a cover, but if we must leer over the lovely lady-group let’s at least have one of their better tunes:  
[Hazy Shade of Winter](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxrwImCJCqk)

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 10:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanna-hoffs-bangles-walk-like-an-egyptian/716081/8 "2015-03-27T10:21:03Z")

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[QUOTE=Sony Music]  
The uploader has not made this video available in your country.  
[/QUOTE]  
Good on you, Sony, you lunatics.

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**Author:** ![Les\_Espaces\_Du\_Sommeil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/les_espaces_du_sommeil/32/308_2.png) [@Les\_Espaces\_Du\_Sommeil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Les_Espaces_Du_Sommeil)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanna-hoffs-bangles-walk-like-an-egyptian/716081/9 "2015-03-27T10:28:06Z")

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> [@Alessan](#):
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> Man, that side-eyes thing Hoff does is maybe the single sexiest moment in the history of rock n’ roll.

Oh, yes. Yes, it most definitely is.

Don’t forget her mischievous smile, though.

And the way she slowly puts the tip of her tongue behind her top teeth. It’s just… Well, let’s say it makes it difficult to concentrate on… more… important… … things. Hmmmm.

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**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanna-hoffs-bangles-walk-like-an-egyptian/716081/10 "2015-03-27T10:45:44Z")

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> [@Alessan](#):
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> Man, that side-eyes thing Hoff does is maybe the single sexiest moment in the history of rock n’ roll.

On the various histories I have seen of them, they assert a couple of things:

1. She had no clue she was being filmed close up. The eye thing was something she did as part of working an audience at a gig, and the camera was very far back so she had no sense it was on her. It was just one thing happening in the middle of a video shoot - absolutely no sense at the time that it was going to be All That.

2. That look changed everything about the band. The video blew up, that look became infamous and Hoffs was featured as their breakout star. Hoffs…didn’t fight being made the star (some argued she pushed for it) and it led to dissent, radio-pop ballads like Eternal Flame and their breakup.

But, oh yeah, so freakin’ hot.

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**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanna-hoffs-bangles-walk-like-an-egyptian/716081/11 "2015-03-27T10:56:45Z")

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> [@Alessan](#):
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> Man, that side-eyes thing Hoff does is maybe the single sexiest moment in the history of rock n’ roll.

> [@Les\_Espaces\_Du\_Sommeil](#):
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> Oh, yes. Yes, it most definitely is.
> 
> Don’t forget her mischievous smile, though.
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> And the way she slowly puts the tip of her tongue behind her top teeth. It’s just… Well, let’s say it makes it difficult to concentrate on… more… important… … things. Hmmmm.

Oh yes, Susanna (swoon). I’ve had a crush on her since _Manic Monday_. I have a weakness for women with guitars in general, and I don’t know what I find sexier, her looks or her voice. No wonder that she always distracted from the ambitions of the Bangles to be viewed as a serious rock group and that they were marketed as a pop act, while their debut album was a fine example of jangly, Paisley underground rock. To everybody who likes her singing, I highly recommend the three cover albums she did with Matthew Sweet called [_Under The Covers_](http://www.allmusic.com/album/under-the-covers-vol-1-mw0000507260) (Vol. 1-3), where they interpret mostly songs with a power pop vibe from the sixties, seventies and eighties, respectively. For everyone who loves that style of music, it’s a pure pleasure with a very tasteful selection of songs.

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**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanna-hoffs-bangles-walk-like-an-egyptian/716081/12 "2015-03-27T10:59:08Z")

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I was disappointed that she didn’t have a longer movie career to permit more of [this.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zzGQJHZ0Qk)

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanna-hoffs-bangles-walk-like-an-egyptian/716081/13 "2015-03-27T11:05:52Z")

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> [@WordMan](#):
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> 1. That look changed everything about the band. The video blew up, that look became infamous and Hoffs was featured as their breakout star. Hoffs…didn’t fight being made the star (some argued she pushed for it) and it led to dissent, radio-pop ballads like Eternal Flame and their breakup.

As I read this I’m not seeing Walk Like An Egyptian but No Doubt’s Don’t Speak video.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanna-hoffs-bangles-walk-like-an-egyptian/716081/14 "2015-03-27T11:06:33Z")

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[Hoffs only gets better with age](http://www.hawtcelebs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/susanna-hoffs-at-2014-stagecoach-festival-in-indio_3.jpg), for reals. I’m not just saying that. The woman is a stone cold fox.

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**Author:** ![carlb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carlb/32/5930_2.png) [@carlb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carlb)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanna-hoffs-bangles-walk-like-an-egyptian/716081/15 "2015-03-27T11:11:04Z")

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I saw the Bangles at a small venue in Chicago this last August, and was very pleasantly surprised at how good they were. Everyone was in excellent voice, and Vicki Peterson is a much better guitarist than I realized.

And Suzannah Hoffs is _still_ really freaking hot.

The rathskeller at our college had a big-screen projection TV that used to have MTV on most of the day, and when “Walk Like an Egyptian” came on everything would just grind to a momentary halt, and the place would get noticeably quieter. Did I mention that I went to a predominantly male engineering school? 😃

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**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanna-hoffs-bangles-walk-like-an-egyptian/716081/16 "2015-03-27T11:15:23Z")

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> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#):
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> [Hoffs only gets better with age](http://www.hawtcelebs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/susanna-hoffs-at-2014-stagecoach-festival-in-indio_3.jpg), for reals. I’m not just saying that. The woman is a stone cold fox.

No argument. And she can play a Rickenbacker guitar (grr, super-narrow necks that big dudes like me can’t play…)

**carlb** - yeah, Vicki can play. Part of the dissent in the band was that Debbie and Vicki were solid players but treated more like a novelty. I think Debbie plays tambourine on the Egyptian video because she wasn’t allowed to play drums on the recording so she wouldn’t play them in the vid.

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**Author:** ![Crotalus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crotalus/32/41_2.png) [@Crotalus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crotalus)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanna-hoffs-bangles-walk-like-an-egyptian/716081/17 "2015-03-27T11:15:42Z")

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> [@EinsteinsHund](#):
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> To everybody who likes her singing, I highly recommend the three cover albums she did with Matthew Sweet called [_Under The Covers_](http://www.allmusic.com/album/under-the-covers-vol-1-mw0000507260) (Vol. 1-3), where they interpret mostly songs with a power pop vibe from the sixties, seventies and eighties, respectively. For everyone who loves that style of music, it’s a pure pleasure with a very tasteful selection of songs.

I totally agree. I love these albums.

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanna-hoffs-bangles-walk-like-an-egyptian/716081/18 "2015-03-27T12:21:05Z")

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> [@WordMan](#):
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> She had no clue she was being filmed close up. The eye thing was something she did as part of working an audience at a gig, and the camera was very far back so she had no sense it was on her. It was just one thing happening in the middle of a video shoot - absolutely no sense at the time that it was going to be All That.

If you squint just right, it looks like the taller and less-interesting one is working the audience with it at the _first_ WALK LIKE AN EGYPTIAN – only, y’know, at range.

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**Author:** ![River\_Hippie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/river_hippie/32/26_2.png) [@River\_Hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/River_Hippie)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanna-hoffs-bangles-walk-like-an-egyptian/716081/19 "2015-03-27T13:02:19Z")

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> [@Jack\_of\_Words](#):
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> I know it’s a cover, but if we must leer over the lovely lady-group let’s at least have one of their better tunes:  
> [Hazy Shade of Winter](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxrwImCJCqk)

Agree, that is a much better song. I’ve liked ever since I saw Less Than Zero.

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**Author:** ![SykoSkotty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c0e974/32.png) [@SykoSkotty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SykoSkotty)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/susanna-hoffs-bangles-walk-like-an-egyptian/716081/20 "2015-03-27T13:10:01Z")

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> [@River\_Hippie](#):
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> Agree, that is a much better song. I’ve liked ever since I saw Less Than Zero.

IMHO…best movie soundtrack EVER. Where else can you get Roy Orbison, Aerosmith, Public Enemy, Joan Jett, Slayer, The Bangles and LL Cool J all at once?

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