Gord lord man. I’ve got long hair but i’ve never done that and i wouldn’t have thought it possible.
How can you possibly ingest a 2’ long hair without noticing?
Kitty-butt-tinsel-gate will now live in the annals of Straightdope fame for ever…or at least a very long time.
Or at least for the past 3 years.
There’s a new thread about this column, so I’ll close this old one and direct further comment to the other: Can yogas swallow a cloth and have it come out the (urk) other end? - Cecil's Columns/Staff Reports - Straight Dope Message Board