# Swampbear Stalks Seattle In May

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swampbear-stalks-seattle-in-may/298084>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 6, 2005, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swampbear-stalks-seattle-in-may/298084 "2005-04-06T19:29:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2005, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swampbear-stalks-seattle-in-may/298084/61 "2005-04-12T12:47:13Z")

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**picunurse** I wept like a seven year old girl who had just lost her favorite doll when my niece walked down the aisle on the arms of her father and step-father. Ok, so it wasn’t a screaming temper tantrum but it was tears. More importantly I survived the big dinner/dance with open bar afterwards. 😃 It was a party!

Bring your friend. Heck, bring several. The more the merrier. We could all just go to **Saltire’s** cooking show and eat for free.

**cherry** I’ll be emailing **Aguecheek** with more details of my arrival and so forth. He has agreed to be our fearless leader. It’s a come watch the guy from south Jawja who talks real funny informal type of dopefest. I sure hope you can be there.

I’m gettin’ all jazzed over the idea of seein’ a bunch of dopers and being a part of my first ever dopefest!

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**Author:** ![Aguecheek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Aguecheek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aguecheek)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2005, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swampbear-stalks-seattle-in-may/298084/62 "2005-04-12T17:30:10Z")

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Okey-dokey. Here’s what I got. Take a look and if I’ve placed you in the wrong spot, lemme know and corrections will be made.

\*\*_Responded to the thread but never said Yea or Nay (or said Maybe):_  
lizardling  
Anastasaeon  
Cherry  
Cherry’s Stem

_Responded “Yea” to the thread, but hasn’t been back since:_  
Cervaise

_In for Underground and Dinner:_  
swampy  
Aguecheek  
Taters  
HeTaters  
Saltire (maybe only Dinner)

_In for Dinner:_  
picunurse  
picucutegayfriend  
Bumbazine (maybe Both)  
Den Mum (maybe Both)  
stargazer\*\*

I’m trying to convince **Lady Cheek** to join in, but she’s kind of on the fence. I’ll keep working on her.

Lemme know if anyone has transportation issues, and we’ll try to get them sorted out.

Lookit me! I’m organized!

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2005, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swampbear-stalks-seattle-in-may/298084/63 "2005-04-12T17:45:22Z")

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Dang **Aguecheek** , impressive! Ok all you fence sitters get in here. We need more dopers to make this a real invasion force…err… party.

Really, thanks for all your efforts in organizing this thing. I will owe several beverages of your choice.

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**Author:** ![lizardling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f4b2a3/32.png) [@lizardling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lizardling)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2005, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swampbear-stalks-seattle-in-may/298084/64 "2005-04-12T20:02:07Z")

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Thought I did… ah well – let’s call me a Yea for dinner unless I notify otherwise.

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2005, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swampbear-stalks-seattle-in-may/298084/65 "2005-04-12T20:14:36Z")

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> _Responded “Yea” to the thread, but hasn’t been back since:_  
> Cervaise

I’m in for dinner unless things change between now and then. (I’m _such_ a social butterfly.) Chinook’s is good, assuming everyone can work out the travel bit.

I’ve done the Underground thing a couple of times already, and while this provides opportunities for amusing pranks pulled on newbies, I think I’ll pass. 😉

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**Author:** ![Aguecheek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Aguecheek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aguecheek)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2005, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swampbear-stalks-seattle-in-may/298084/66 "2005-04-12T20:44:06Z")

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> [@swampbear](#):
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> Really, thanks for all your efforts in organizing this thing. I will owe several beverages of your choice.

'T’weren’t no thang. One beer’s good. But no Bud/Coors. 😉

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> Thought I did… ah well – let’s call me a Yea for dinner unless I notify otherwise.

You’d said you didn’t know where you’d be in mid-May, but would join in if you were in town, so I actually had you down as a “maybe” instead of “Responded, but…”

But you’re a “yea” now.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2005, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swampbear-stalks-seattle-in-may/298084/67 "2005-04-12T22:12:36Z")

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Whatever you’re drinkin’ **Aguecheek** it’s yours. YAY! Two more yeas! I remember **Cervaise’s** “The Telemarketer Speaks, I Respond” Pit Thread. It’s like a big honor that he’ll be there. If y’all are not familiar with that particulary spectacular piece of Pittery I suggest you do a search and read that masterpiece. It’s a thing of Pit Beauty!

This looks like it’s coming together really well thanks to the efforts of our fearless leader.

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**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2005, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swampbear-stalks-seattle-in-may/298084/68 "2005-04-12T22:51:15Z")

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Not sure where I stand yet - there’s a family trip to Leavenworth that’s been talked about for some time, and it looks like hubby, my BIL, and my FIL will be getting time off in May for it. I don’t know what the details are just yet, so I’ll have to get back to you guys on that as soon as I find out for sure.

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**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2005, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swampbear-stalks-seattle-in-may/298084/69 "2005-04-13T00:17:13Z")

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Well **Den Mum** says she’s up for the underground tour, if she takes enough ibuprofen (bad knees), so what’s the schedule on that?  
And, how long does it take these days?

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**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2005, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swampbear-stalks-seattle-in-may/298084/70 "2005-04-16T23:26:04Z")

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I haven’t done the Underground Tour in years, so I’d love to come for both that and dinner. I’d also love to see everyone again. Plus meet **swampbear** , of course. 😃

When you have the details down, I’ll let you know if it works for my schedule.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2005, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swampbear-stalks-seattle-in-may/298084/71 "2005-04-17T20:56:13Z")

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**Scotticher** what do you mean _if_ it works into your schedule. Obviously this deserves the hightest priority. You really need to work on your organizational skills dear. 😃

As I said earlier, I should be at my hotel by around 2 PM on the 14th at the latest. I’ll be ready to play! I’m gettin’ all excited about gettin’ to meet me some Seattle and environs Dopers!

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**Author:** ![Taters](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/taters/32/2845_2.png) [@Taters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taters)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2005, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swampbear-stalks-seattle-in-may/298084/72 "2005-04-18T04:34:03Z")

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Woot! Things are shaping up! I’m very much looking forward to meeting **Swampy** and the Seattle Dopers. I haven’t met any from around this area at all.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2005, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swampbear-stalks-seattle-in-may/298084/73 "2005-04-19T22:33:14Z")

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So, I’ll be responsible for inflicting **Taters** on the Seattle Dopers?  
**SWEEEEEET!!!** 😃

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**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2005, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swampbear-stalks-seattle-in-may/298084/74 "2005-04-22T02:12:44Z")

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> [@swampbear](#):
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> **Scotticher** what do you mean _if_ it works into your schedule. Obviously this deserves the hightest priority. You really need to work on your organizational skills dear. 😃

Truer words were never spoken, dearheart. Too much to do, too little time.

However, you are quite correct…it DOES deserve the highest priority. But, my family is just a tad bit higher on the scale, and…there lies the rub. If I lived in the Seattle area, it wouldn’t be an issue…I’d work it out and BE there. BUT…I live two hours north of Seattle, and I have an aging father who requires…this and that. (I won’t bore you with details) You are going to get in late in the afternoon on a Saturday, and I don’t know if the plans are going to allow dinner and the underground tour at a time I can do both, or even either. I’d like to, though. So I’ll try. I really DO want to meet you. Very much.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2005, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swampbear-stalks-seattle-in-may/298084/75 "2005-04-22T11:34:23Z")

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**Scotticher** I’ll be in Seattle early afternoon on the 14th if that helps any. My plane is due to arrive at 11:07 AM (gotta love those exact times!), so if all goes well I figure I’ll be at the hotel between one and two that afternoon. I do understand about the aging father thing cause I’ve been there. I’m just hoping you can make it.  
I can’t believe this is only about 3 weeks away now! I’m gettin’ all excited.

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**Author:** ![Taters](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/taters/32/2845_2.png) [@Taters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taters)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2005, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swampbear-stalks-seattle-in-may/298084/76 "2005-04-22T14:40:49Z")

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> [@swampbear](#):
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> So, I’ll be responsible for inflicting **Taters** on the Seattle Dopers?  
> **SWEEEEEET!!!** 😃

_Inflicting_ me?! What is that supposed to mean? I’m a very nice person, don’t let **Swampy** scare you folks!

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2005, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swampbear-stalks-seattle-in-may/298084/77 "2005-04-22T14:43:55Z")

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> [@Taters](#):
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> _Inflicting_ me?! What is that supposed to mean? I’m a very nice person, don’t let **Swampy** scare you folks!

Yeah, that’s it. Lead 'em on. They’ll never know what hit 'em. 😃

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**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2005, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swampbear-stalks-seattle-in-may/298084/78 "2005-04-22T19:25:31Z")

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My friend Jason is coming along to dinner. He may even convince me to do the tour. Now I find that hubby is in class that weekend and may be available for dinner too! It depends on when class ends.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2005, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swampbear-stalks-seattle-in-may/298084/79 "2005-04-22T19:28:46Z")

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Cool **picunurse**! I hope hubby can join up for dinner.

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**Author:** ![lizardling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f4b2a3/32.png) [@lizardling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lizardling)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2005, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swampbear-stalks-seattle-in-may/298084/80 "2005-04-22T19:45:45Z")

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I finally got hard dates from my mother wrt the graduation and family vacation. It’s the weekend of the 14th. ☹

Please remove me from the list of attending Dopers… have a drink for me, eh? Oh, and will there be pictoral evidence of Swampy’s Invasion?

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