# Swapped my spouse for the Typo King **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 21, 2005, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swapped-my-spouse-for-the-typo-king/336657 "2005-12-21T18:34:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swapped-my-spouse-for-the-typo-king/336657/1 "2005-12-21T18:34:48Z")
Yes, Papa Zappa has finally been reincarnated. He’d been making noises about subscribing and never did anything about it so I finally took matters into my own hands (er, fingers and Paypal account) and did the deed for him. Always a woman’s work. So a warm (slimy, squishy) welcome to my newly-named partner-in-crime, **Typo Knig**. Bring on the gaots and the squck and the whips ‘n’ chains. He’s looking forward to it. Really. Naturally, the kids will now mostly be known as **Dwezil** and **Moon Uit** ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swapped-my-spouse-for-the-typo-king/336657/2 "2005-12-21T18:36:37Z")
Welcme top tjhe broads! ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swapped-my-spouse-for-the-typo-king/336657/3 "2005-12-21T18:42:18Z")
Hope you have a greta time! _waves, sngos_ ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swapped-my-spouse-for-the-typo-king/336657/4 "2005-12-21T18:45:19Z")
> [@Mama Zappa](#): > > Yes, Papa Zappa has finally been reincarnated. Appropriate day for it. (Happy birthday, Frank!) ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swapped-my-spouse-for-the-typo-king/336657/5 "2005-12-21T18:45:32Z")
Wlecome! ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Knig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@Typo\_Knig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Knig)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swapped-my-spouse-for-the-typo-king/336657/6 "2005-12-21T18:54:17Z")
> [@fishbicycle](#): > > Welcme top tjhe broads! Fishbicycle, Shh! I can’t talk about broads in front of the wife! 😉 Not unless they also aggree to babysit. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Knig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@Typo\_Knig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Knig)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swapped-my-spouse-for-the-typo-king/336657/7 "2005-12-21T19:01:39Z")
> [@Biffy the Elephant Shrew](#): > > Appropriate day for it. (Happy birthday, Frank!) Oy, **Vey!** Bubbe, you’ve got the wrong vempire! ;j Thanks, Biffy! And, seriously, Happy Holidays to all - except [thread=347877]Bill O’Reilly[/thread]. Well, even he deserves more than a lump of coal. Say “America - the Book” and “Indecision 2004” 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Knig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@Typo\_Knig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Knig)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swapped-my-spouse-for-the-typo-king/336657/8 "2005-12-21T19:26:32Z")
> [@Kythereia](#): > > Hope you have a greta time! _waves, sngos_ Let’s see … “snog” … isn’t that a Brittishism? Google says “smooch: snuggle and lie in a position where one person faces the back of the others” (from a page that’s now gone 404). Umm … Air kiss right back atchya, Kythereia. About the other stuff in the definition - I’m married. Remember, **Mama Zappa** introduced us. Um, but thanks! I’ve enjoyed SDMB for years. It’s fun to de-lurk. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swapped-my-spouse-for-the-typo-king/336657/9 "2005-12-21T19:50:46Z")
Welcome, **Tyop Knig**! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swapped-my-spouse-for-the-typo-king/336657/10 "2005-12-21T20:04:49Z")
Now look, all of this nonsnese about typose is jsut getting sylli. Let’s get a hlod of oruselves. **Typo Knig** , ot’s good to have you join us on the BDSM. 😃 is it time for the squuck yet?? ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swapped-my-spouse-for-the-typo-king/336657/11 "2005-12-21T20:06:54Z")
Hey, **Typo** , I’ve been meaning to talk to you about your creepy cousin **Burger** … ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Knig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@Typo\_Knig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Knig)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swapped-my-spouse-for-the-typo-king/336657/12 "2005-12-22T04:35:42Z")
> [@Spatial Rift 47](#): > > Now look, all of this nonsnese about typose is jsut getting sylli. Let’s get a hlod of oruselves. > > **Typo Knig** , ot’s good to have you join us on the BDSM. 😃 > is it time for the squuck yet?? BDSM … 😕 **Mama Zappa** , isn’t that our **other** board? 😉 Thanks for the welcome! Squuck - it’s what’s for dinner? ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Knig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@Typo\_Knig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Knig)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swapped-my-spouse-for-the-typo-king/336657/13 "2005-12-22T04:42:10Z")
> [@Ponder Stibbons](#): > > Hey, **Typo** , I’ve been meaning to talk to you about your creepy cousin **Burger** … I’m worried about him, too. He confused his psych meds with growth hormone. Now he has to sleep outside of the castle. Also, the woman, the apartment building, AND Peter Jackson are all suing him. Uneasy lies the head … It could be worse. There’s Santa’s brother Ernie. - He knows when you’ve been showering! ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swapped-my-spouse-for-the-typo-king/336657/14 "2005-12-22T05:19:26Z")
Nice to meet you, **Typo Knig**. With that handle, you may want to get familiar with [**Gaudere** ’s Law](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=6241129&postcount=1). ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swapped-my-spouse-for-the-typo-king/336657/15 "2005-12-22T05:25:46Z")
Welcome to the board, fellow slaughterer of the written language. Spell check is our fiend. Jim ---
**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swapped-my-spouse-for-the-typo-king/336657/16 "2005-12-22T07:03:25Z")
**Mamma Zappa** , you have introduced a monster!! Tahnks! **Typo Knig** , would you care fro a margarita? Slat or no? Do you care for cts? Be carefdyl, they’re oftern unerfut. ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swapped-my-spouse-for-the-typo-king/336657/17 "2005-12-22T15:47:58Z")
Thyo King, about this keyboard layout…did yo uhave naytingh to do with it? ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swapped-my-spouse-for-the-typo-king/336657/18 "2005-12-22T16:23:44Z")
> [@Typo Knig](#): > > Squuck - it’s what’s for dinner? No dear, when the squuck comes out to play with you, _you’re_ what’s for dinner :eek: (or more accurately, _dessert_, I imagine). ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swapped-my-spouse-for-the-typo-king/336657/19 "2005-12-22T17:25:28Z")
> [@Mama Zappa](#): > > No dear, when the squuck comes out to play with you, _you’re_ what’s for dinner :eek: (or more accurately, _dessert_, I imagine). Tentacles! Why is it always _tentacles_?!! :: shudder :: ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swapped-my-spouse-for-the-typo-king/336657/20 "2005-12-22T17:31:04Z")
> [@Mama Zappa](#): > > No dear, when the squuck comes out to play with you, _you’re_ what’s for dinner :eek: (or more accurately, _dessert_, I imagine). Awwwww. That’s so sweet! Obvjously the romance has not left this relationshpi! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swapped-my-spouse-for-the-typo-king/336657.md?page=2)