# Swedish Girl "Rescued" from ISIS **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 24, 2016, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swedish-girl-rescued-from-isis/746981 "2016-02-24T16:11:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Chihuahua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dec6dc/32.png) [@Chihuahua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chihuahua)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2016, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swedish-girl-rescued-from-isis/746981/1 "2016-02-24T16:11:00Z")
[http://www.nytimes.com/reuters/2016/02/24/world/middleeast/24reuters-mideast-crisis-islamicstate-sweden.html?\_r=0](http://www.nytimes.com/reuters/2016/02/24/world/middleeast/24reuters-mideast-crisis-islamicstate-sweden.html?_r=0) BULL. SHIT. Put a fucking bullet in her skull like all the jihadi trash. ---
**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2016, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swedish-girl-rescued-from-isis/746981/2 "2016-02-24T16:13:35Z")
She’s 16, which means she was probably 15 when she left Sweden with her boyfriend. You really think she’s hardcore ISIS, as opposed to a runaway who got in way over her head? ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2016, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swedish-girl-rescued-from-isis/746981/3 "2016-02-24T16:15:57Z")
Maybe she thought ISIS was a new Swedish rock sensation. ---
**Author:** ![Crotalus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crotalus/32/41_2.png) [@Crotalus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crotalus)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2016, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swedish-girl-rescued-from-isis/746981/4 "2016-02-24T16:16:59Z")
> [@Chihuahua](#): > > [http://www.nytimes.com/reuters/2016/02/24/world/middleeast/24reuters-mideast-crisis-islamicstate-sweden.html?\_r=0](http://www.nytimes.com/reuters/2016/02/24/world/middleeast/24reuters-mideast-crisis-islamicstate-sweden.html?_r=0) > > BULL. SHIT. > > Put a fucking bullet in her skull like all the jihadi trash. Did you read that article you linked to? I’m trying to decide if your an idiot or an asshole. I’ve decided. You’re both. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2016, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swedish-girl-rescued-from-isis/746981/5 "2016-02-24T16:18:03Z")
Shoot all extremists!! ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2016, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swedish-girl-rescued-from-isis/746981/6 "2016-02-24T16:20:49Z")
Which means we need to kill everyone in Extreme Sports, everyone eating Extreme chips… ---
**Author:** ![Omar\_Little](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omar_little/32/269_2.png) [@Omar\_Little](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omar_Little)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2016, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swedish-girl-rescued-from-isis/746981/7 "2016-02-24T16:21:06Z")
When did the pit become the place for sarcasm threads? ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2016, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swedish-girl-rescued-from-isis/746981/8 "2016-02-24T16:21:11Z")
In my experience, we need all the Swedish girls we can get. I say give her a pass. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2016, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swedish-girl-rescued-from-isis/746981/9 "2016-02-24T16:22:22Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > Which means we need to kill everyone in Extreme Sports, everyone eating Extreme chips… Kinda extreme, doncha think? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2016, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swedish-girl-rescued-from-isis/746981/10 "2016-02-24T16:24:20Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Kinda extreme, doncha think? You’re right- **Chimera** better put himself on the list. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2016, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swedish-girl-rescued-from-isis/746981/11 "2016-02-24T16:55:58Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > Which means we need to kill everyone in Extreme Sports, everyone eating Extreme chips… You’ll have to pry my CHEETOS® Crunchy XXTRA FLAMIN’ HOT® Cheese Flavored Snacks from my cold dead hands. I LIKE MY POOP NEON ORANGE. ---
**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2016, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swedish-girl-rescued-from-isis/746981/12 "2016-02-24T17:17:44Z")
> [@Chihuahua](#): > > [http://www.nytimes.com/reuters/2016/02/24/world/middleeast/24reuters-mideast-crisis-islamicstate-sweden.html?\_r=0](http://www.nytimes.com/reuters/2016/02/24/world/middleeast/24reuters-mideast-crisis-islamicstate-sweden.html?_r=0) > > BULL. SHIT. > > Put a fucking bullet in her skull like all the jihadi trash. I’m confused. The only skull bulletting of teenagers I’ve been seeing in the IS situation has been done by the IS and soundly condemned. Is this tiny dog actually an IS double agent trying to extend the range of IS “justice”? ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2016, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swedish-girl-rescued-from-isis/746981/13 "2016-02-24T17:27:00Z")
I’ve killed many a bag of Cheetos in my day so I guess I’ve done my part in the War on Terror. ---
**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2016, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swedish-girl-rescued-from-isis/746981/14 "2016-02-24T17:30:09Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > Which means we need to kill everyone in Extreme Sports, everyone eating Extreme chips… That’s extreme. Some might deserve imprisonment. Don’t do the Dew if you can’t do the time. ---
**Author:** ![wevets](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9a140/32.png) [@wevets](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wevets)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2016, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swedish-girl-rescued-from-isis/746981/15 "2016-02-24T17:31:33Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > I’ve killed many a bag of Cheetos in my day so I guess I’ve done my part in the War on Terror. So it doesn’t have to be Terra Chips to contribute to the War on Terrah? I’ve been doing it wrong! ---
**Author:** ![ElderSign](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eldersign/32/8263_2.png) [@ElderSign](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElderSign)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2016, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swedish-girl-rescued-from-isis/746981/16 "2016-02-24T17:57:06Z")
Why did the article not mention sex? It’s the only thing on everyone’s mind. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2016, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swedish-girl-rescued-from-isis/746981/17 "2016-02-24T18:23:05Z")
> [@Chihuahua](#): > > [http://www.nytimes.com/reuters/2016/02/24/world/middleeast/24reuters-mideast-crisis-islamicstate-sweden.html?\_r=0](http://www.nytimes.com/reuters/2016/02/24/world/middleeast/24reuters-mideast-crisis-islamicstate-sweden.html?_r=0) > > BULL. SHIT. > > Put a fucking bullet in her skull like all the jihadi trash. While stupidity is not generally considered a crime worthy of execution, for you it may be a life sentence. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2016, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swedish-girl-rescued-from-isis/746981/18 "2016-02-24T18:28:26Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > While stupidity is not generally considered a crime worthy of execution, for you it may be a life sentence. "Tis a pity such a sentence is seldom spent in solitary confinement. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2016, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swedish-girl-rescued-from-isis/746981/19 "2016-02-24T18:31:23Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > While stupidity is not generally considered a crime worthy of execution, … Trump’s gonna change that when he’s president. ---
**Author:** ![Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2016, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swedish-girl-rescued-from-isis/746981/20 "2016-02-24T18:51:06Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Shoot all extremists!! There goes the Republican primary. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swedish-girl-rescued-from-isis/746981.md?page=2)