# Swedish Girl "Rescued" from ISIS **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 24, 2016, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swedish-girl-rescued-from-isis/746981 "2016-02-24T16:11:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2016, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swedish-girl-rescued-from-isis/746981/21 "2016-02-24T18:54:52Z")
> [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](#): > > There goes the Republican primary. You’ve got it backwards. Republicans are all evil NRA members who cling to their bibles and guns. They’ll be the ones shooting up the Democratic primary. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2016, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swedish-girl-rescued-from-isis/746981/22 "2016-02-24T18:57:36Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > You’ve got it backwards. Republicans are all evil NRA members who cling to their bibles and guns. They’ll be the ones shooting up the Democratic primary. That seems a little…extreme. ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2016, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swedish-girl-rescued-from-isis/746981/23 "2016-02-25T03:03:55Z")
> [@ElderSign](#): > > Why did the article not mention sex? It’s the only thing on everyone’s mind. Then you wouldn’t Have to say That you love me Cause I’d already know ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2016, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swedish-girl-rescued-from-isis/746981/24 "2016-02-25T07:35:46Z")
> [@wevets](#): > > So it doesn’t have to be Terra Chips to contribute to the War on Terrah? I’ve been doing it wrong! In my opinion, Sun Chips work quite nicely as well. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2016, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swedish-girl-rescued-from-isis/746981/25 "2016-02-25T07:53:06Z")
What if she did join ISIS for real and have second thoughts? Why does that matter? Shouldn’t we be the more compassionate side here? “Maybe the West isn’t so bad” and all that shit. Or are you thinking she’s a sleeper agent? ---
**Author:** ![Inbred\_Mm\_domesticus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/aca169/32.png) [@Inbred\_Mm\_domesticus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inbred_Mm_domesticus)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2016, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swedish-girl-rescued-from-isis/746981/26 "2016-02-25T12:58:51Z")
I don’t know why so many are getting on **Chihuahua** ’s case. The girl in the article is a complete idiot. I doubt putting a bullet in her skull would affect her. It would just rattle around. Sweden may actually be worse off for getting her back. ---
**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2016, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swedish-girl-rescued-from-isis/746981/27 "2016-02-25T13:12:05Z")
She stopped attending school at 14 ! What the hell kind of stupid parents does this girl have anyway? Aren’t there requirements there, to stay in school past that age? How can you imagine a bored 14yr old girl, not in school, is going to do anything but get into trouble, of one stripe or another? They should charge her parents with a crime, in my opinion. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2016, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swedish-girl-rescued-from-isis/746981/28 "2016-02-25T13:33:00Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Maybe she thought ISIS was a new Swedish rock sensation. _Allah Akbar There I go again I-SIS How can I resist you?_ ---
**Author:** ![Grey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Grey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grey)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2016, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swedish-girl-rescued-from-isis/746981/29 "2016-02-25T13:50:33Z")
> [@Inbred\_Mm\_domesticus](#): > > I don’t know why so many are getting on **Chihuahua** ’s case. The girl in the article is a complete idiot. I doubt putting a bullet in her skull would affect her. It would just rattle around. Sweden may actually be worse off for getting her back. You should be thrilled most people object to shooting idiots. ---
**Author:** ![Inbred\_Mm\_domesticus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/aca169/32.png) [@Inbred\_Mm\_domesticus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inbred_Mm_domesticus)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2016, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swedish-girl-rescued-from-isis/746981/30 "2016-02-25T14:50:23Z")
> [@Grey](#): > > You should be thrilled most people object to shooting idiots. Why? ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2016, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swedish-girl-rescued-from-isis/746981/31 "2016-02-25T14:58:53Z")
> [@Inbred\_Mm\_domesticus](#): > > Why? Ooo! Ooo! Mista Kottah! ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2016, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swedish-girl-rescued-from-isis/746981/32 "2016-02-25T15:53:45Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > In my experience, we need all the Swedish girls we can get. I say give her a pass. _ **Especially** _ stupid ones! ---
**Author:** ![Grey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Grey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grey)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2016, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swedish-girl-rescued-from-isis/746981/33 "2016-02-25T19:30:33Z")
> [@Inbred\_Mm\_domesticus](#): > > Why? The comfort of company? ---
**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2016, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swedish-girl-rescued-from-isis/746981/34 "2016-02-25T21:45:11Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Maybe she thought ISIS was a new Swedish rock sensation. That’s ISSI. > [@ElderSign](#): > > Why did the article not mention sex? It’s the only thing on everyone’s mind. “You’re always on about it, morning, noon, and night. ‘Will the girls like this, will the girls like that? Is it too big, is it too small?’” Stranger ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2016, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swedish-girl-rescued-from-isis/746981/35 "2016-02-25T22:40:23Z")
> [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](#): > > That’s ISSI. Next thread: **Most shaggable member of ISSI** ---
**Author:** ![the\_diego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@the\_diego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_diego)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2016, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swedish-girl-rescued-from-isis/746981/36 "2016-02-25T22:48:19Z")
Dear Chihuahua: I can relate. ---
**Author:** ![FuriousGeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecae2f/32.png) [@FuriousGeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FuriousGeorge)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2016, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swedish-girl-rescued-from-isis/746981/37 "2016-02-25T22:55:14Z")
Amongst my four dogs, the chihuahua is by far the dumbest. There must be something to that. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2016, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swedish-girl-rescued-from-isis/746981/38 "2016-02-26T00:50:00Z")
> [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](#): > > That’s ISSI. But a Google search turns up ISSI as Integrated Science Solutions, Inc., described as “an award-winning small woman-owned business providing professional and project management services” So now I’m confused. Is ISSI a small business owned by a woman, or a regular-sized business owned by a small woman? And does size really matter here? ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2016, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swedish-girl-rescued-from-isis/746981/39 "2016-02-26T01:27:54Z")
> [@the\_diego](#): > > Dear Chihuahua: I can relate. Yeah, you two are _muy simpatico_. ---
**Author:** ![the\_diego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@the\_diego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_diego)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2016, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swedish-girl-rescued-from-isis/746981/40 "2016-02-26T01:50:02Z")
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