# Sweet Jebus! We've discovered FUDGE! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 4, 2005, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sweet-jebus-weve-discovered-fudge/310974 "2005-07-04T02:37:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2005, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sweet-jebus-weve-discovered-fudge/310974/1 "2005-07-04T02:37:20Z")
We had bannanas, we had vanilla ice cream, we had bakers chocolate…and we found we had a superfluous population of Condensed Milk. Melt the chocolate with the Condensed milk…taste…shudder…add sugar…retaste… NIRVANA! (And it didn’t smell like teen spirit, either!) Oh what a difference Condensed Milk makes. 'Scuse me, I gotta go lick the pot. ---
**Author:** ![cabdude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58956e/32.png) [@cabdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cabdude)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2005, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sweet-jebus-weve-discovered-fudge/310974/2 "2005-07-04T09:26:02Z")
please tell me you’re going to come back with a recipe for fudge? ---
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2005, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sweet-jebus-weve-discovered-fudge/310974/3 "2005-07-04T13:55:18Z")
Sorry, the subject was unclear…we discovered HOT Fudge… ---
**Author:** ![cabdude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58956e/32.png) [@cabdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cabdude)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2005, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sweet-jebus-weve-discovered-fudge/310974/4 "2005-07-04T15:25:19Z")
and still no recipe. i knew a girl like you, once. ---
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2005, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sweet-jebus-weve-discovered-fudge/310974/5 "2005-07-04T16:00:49Z")
Google is your friend, and I know plenty of anonymous Internet posters like you. Would to be that flip to me in person? ---
**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2005, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sweet-jebus-weve-discovered-fudge/310974/6 "2005-07-04T16:06:50Z")
This thread is confusing, yet somehow compelling. ---
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2005, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sweet-jebus-weve-discovered-fudge/310974/7 "2005-07-04T17:46:50Z")
Recipe: sauce pan can sweetened condensed milk bakers chocolate to taste sugar to taste. (I wasn’t aware there was anything I left out of the OP) ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2005, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sweet-jebus-weve-discovered-fudge/310974/8 "2005-07-04T19:02:52Z")
> [@Unintentionally Blank](#): > > Google is your friend, and I know plenty of anonymous Internet posters like you. Would to be that flip to me in person? Chill, mate. It’s just the Internet. [Here, a recipe…](http://southernfood.about.com/od/dessertsaucerecipes/r/bl30621a.htm) ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2005, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sweet-jebus-weve-discovered-fudge/310974/9 "2005-07-04T19:22:45Z")
So where do the bananas and ice cream fit in? Vasco de Gama discovered the BANANA SPLIT years ago. ---
**Author:** ![Lillith\_Fair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bb73d2/32.png) [@Lillith\_Fair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lillith_Fair)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2005, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sweet-jebus-weve-discovered-fudge/310974/10 "2005-07-04T19:48:22Z")
This is really good: Melt 1/2 stick margarine with 1 square baking chocolate Stir in 2/3 c. sugar and 1 small can evaporated milk. Bring to a boil and boil for three minutes. After you let it cool a little you put it on top of the ice cream that has been freezing. The bottom is a mixture of Oreos and margarine. 28 double-stuffed Oreos (or 32 regular) ground up in a food processor mixed with 1/3 c. melted margarine. Spread on the bottom of a 12" x 12" container. Put some softened vanilla ice cream on top. Put it in the freezer. After the topping has cooled a bit, put that on top. This is a really good dessert that I get many requests for.