# Sweet Sequentialable You

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sweet-sequentialable-you/380249
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [November 13, 2006, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sweet-sequentialable-you/380249 "2006-11-13T15:54:14Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2006, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sweet-sequentialable-you/380249/1 "2006-11-13T15:54:14Z")

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\*\*Tell us about the Mirrror-Mirror universe version of the Teeming Millions

Silicone, silicone, it’s ALL silicone!!!

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Well, the women, anyway.  
(d&R)

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### Author: ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2006, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sweet-sequentialable-you/380249/2 "2006-11-13T17:44:28Z")

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MPSIMS:  
\*\*Jokes with realistic punchlines  
So, why DO raccoons like Wendy’s?  
\*\*Because the fat content and concentration makes scrounging through their waste bin more calorie-efficient than hunting for food in the forest or in neighborhood garbage pails.

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### Author: ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2006, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sweet-sequentialable-you/380249/3 "2006-11-13T20:02:08Z")

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In Cafe Society:

\*\*1964 Gomez and Morticia Addams: Horniest television couple to date?  
Appropriate music for sex  
\*\*

Something French, _mon amour_

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### Author: ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2006, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sweet-sequentialable-you/380249/4 "2006-11-13T20:09:00Z")

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In MPSIMS:

Welcome at the airport?

La! La! Cthulhu Returns

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### Author: ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2006, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sweet-sequentialable-you/380249/5 "2006-11-13T20:20:54Z")

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> [@](#):
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> La! La! Cthulhu Returns

tsk,tsk.  
Those as "I"s, not "L"s. The form you have seems to want a “Fa” in front of it.  
Keep that up and Cthulhu will eat you _last_.

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### Author: ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2006, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sweet-sequentialable-you/380249/6 "2006-11-13T20:27:38Z")

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Two fora, but sequential on a New Post Search:

Fucking Bears…  
Are there “rules” for a glory hole?

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### Author: ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2006, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sweet-sequentialable-you/380249/7 "2006-11-13T21:04:11Z")

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Are there “rules” for a glory hole?  
Why Ketchup and Mustard?  
On preview, I see WhyNot got in there before me.

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### Author: ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2006, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sweet-sequentialable-you/380249/8 "2006-11-13T22:37:01Z")

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BBQ:  
\*\*Fucking Bears…  
Jerusalem Gay Pride Parade Cancelled Due To Violence  
\*\*

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### Author: ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2006, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sweet-sequentialable-you/380249/9 "2006-11-14T13:36:03Z")

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Cafe Society:

\*\*Movies with Bully Scenes  
Superman vs Captain Marvel  
\*\*

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### Author: ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2006, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sweet-sequentialable-you/380249/10 "2006-11-14T14:21:29Z")

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IMHO:

**Tell us about the relative you dread seeing during the holidays.  
Do you believe in ghosts?**

Every year, it’s the same thing: My great uncle Eb showing up at the foot of my bed at 3:00am, rattling his chains around and pissing and moaning about how I’ve become too materialistic. Humbug!

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### Author: ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2006, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sweet-sequentialable-you/380249/11 "2006-11-14T14:30:58Z")

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**My daughter is using my encyclopedia!  
I am an idiot.**

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### Author: ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2006, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sweet-sequentialable-you/380249/12 "2006-11-14T16:01:49Z")

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**Can anal sex cause pregnancy?  
First high profile homosexual ?**  
My guess would be the latter.

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### Author: ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2006, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sweet-sequentialable-you/380249/13 "2006-11-14T21:16:12Z")

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\*\*White stains on red brick buildings

Are there “rules” for a glory hole? \*\*

Well, one rule would be to clean up your mess…

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### Author: ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2006, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sweet-sequentialable-you/380249/14 "2006-11-14T21:27:24Z")

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**I’m not sure if this belongs in my ice cream.  
Fucking Bears…**

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### Author: ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2006, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sweet-sequentialable-you/380249/15 "2006-11-14T21:28:22Z")

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From the Pit:

\*\*There Is No Pro-Abortion Movement

Fucking Bears\*\*

I didn’t think any of the pro-lifers accused us pro-choicers of _that_…

\*\*To: Dr. James Dobson, Self-Styled Expert on Christianity: A Short Bible Lesson

Grover Norquist is an ass\*\*

I’ll admit, it’s been a while since I read anything from the Christian New Testament, but I don’t recall that being in there.

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### Author: ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2006, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sweet-sequentialable-you/380249/16 "2006-11-14T21:43:50Z")

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IMHO:

\*\*Gay Republicans- How will the Party deal with them?

What’s the most painful thing imaginable?\*\*

:eek:

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### Author: ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2006, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sweet-sequentialable-you/380249/17 "2006-11-14T22:06:47Z")

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\*\* Sweet Sequentialable You  
Ring the Church Bells 29 times… \*\*

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### Author: ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2006, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sweet-sequentialable-you/380249/18 "2006-11-14T22:11:57Z")

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IMHO:

\*\*What’s The most painful thing imaginable?

IDing for alcohol\*\*

C’mon, being carded isn’t that bad…

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### Author: ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2006, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sweet-sequentialable-you/380249/19 "2006-11-14T22:19:49Z")

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“It’s a small Internet after all…”  
“2006 Weight loss Club - November”

Don’t congratulate yourselves TOO much… 😉

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### Author: ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)
#### Post date: [November 15, 2006, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sweet-sequentialable-you/380249/20 "2006-11-15T02:44:46Z")

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IMHO:

\*\* Gym rats: are men in locker rooms more modest than they used to be?  
So just how good are those no-caulk showers?\*\*

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