# Sweet Sue - fuck off, you vapid worthless fool

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sweet-sue-fuck-off-you-vapid-worthless-fool/35304>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 2, 2000, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sweet-sue-fuck-off-you-vapid-worthless-fool/35304 "2000-10-02T03:49:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 9:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sweet-sue-fuck-off-you-vapid-worthless-fool/35304/41 "2000-10-05T09:54:52Z")

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> \*Originally posted by dropzone \*  
> \*\*it’s also her right. She’s not (physically) hurting anyone. \*\*

Then explain the fucking headache I suddenly get when looking at her idiocy.

Silent Bob came up with a running gag that works. Some like it, some don’t. I’m a bit neutral myself on this, I guess. But we certainly don’t need a COPYCAT for this running joke.

Find your own shtick, Sue. Oyes. Ofucking fast, too. Odammit.

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sweet-sue-fuck-off-you-vapid-worthless-fool/35304/42 "2000-10-05T12:29:45Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Alphagene \*  
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> > \*Originally posted by dropzone \*  
> > \*\*Give some people power… \*\*
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> …and others will assert that the power is being abused.\*\*

And if you don’t use that power? As you recall, I’ve complained about that, too. I’m a complainer, sometimes.

You make valid points in a reasoned manner and I wish you had done so earlier. And don’t get me wrong–I find her rather annoying, although I can appreciate her snotty attitude. And her “A” is too low for her to play Hester Prynne.

**Coldy** , yeah, worst of all, it’s been done.

And **Satan** , I’m not calling you on your long sig but am wondering when you will decide you are a former smoker and stop reminding yourself of how long it’s been? Reminds me of when I was in Weight Watchers and found the bookkeeping to be a constant reminder of how little I was eating.

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**Author:** ![Missy2U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3bc359/32.png) [@Missy2U](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Missy2U)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sweet-sue-fuck-off-you-vapid-worthless-fool/35304/43 "2000-10-05T13:37:47Z")

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> **a la Alphagene**
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> There’s the issue of her IP number being in a group that has been associated with some of the more pathetic trolls around here.

Really, guys, considering what we’ve all been through not only lately, but in the past, does any more really need to be said? As far as I’m concerned (whether you all care or not - I’ll assume not) these mods know exactly what the hell they’re doing. And I, for one, appreciate it.

Alpha, you rock.

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**Author:** ![John\_Corrado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sweet-sue-fuck-off-you-vapid-worthless-fool/35304/44 "2000-10-05T13:41:52Z")

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Just as a note- I have absolutely no interest in defending Sweet Sue, but even if I _had_ interest in defending her, the fact that she decided to **insult** the person who most vehemently came to her defense (MysterEcks)- well, geez, talk about raging stupidity.

Wadda maroon.

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**Author:** ![Gary\_Kumquat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gary\_Kumquat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Kumquat)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sweet-sue-fuck-off-you-vapid-worthless-fool/35304/45 "2000-10-05T13:57:13Z")

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Fucking hell, you guys get wound up by pretty much anything really.

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sweet-sue-fuck-off-you-vapid-worthless-fool/35304/46 "2000-10-05T14:09:44Z")

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**GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT, GARY???**

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**Author:** ![Alphagene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Alphagene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alphagene)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sweet-sue-fuck-off-you-vapid-worthless-fool/35304/47 "2000-10-05T16:02:34Z")

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Not having been hip deep in the Parrot troll festival that occurred here a few months back, Gary, I can understand how you can see this as something minor. But take a minor annoyance and multiply it by hundreds of posts and raise it to the power of a lonely poster with too much time on their hands and you get a real mess.

Trust me. In cases like these, it’s best to bring out the hammer early and to slam it down hard.

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**Author:** ![poohpah\_chalupa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/91b2a8/32.png) [@poohpah\_chalupa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/poohpah_chalupa)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sweet-sue-fuck-off-you-vapid-worthless-fool/35304/48 "2000-10-05T17:16:34Z")

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> \*Originally posted by TwistofFate \*  
> **…using the A character makes it look like a smiley with a pair of tits and great swinging balls…**

My best guess:  
_thought_  
head  
pigtails  
neck (?)  
dress/skirt/torso?  
feet  
…although the tits and balls guess is an infinitely more interesting image…

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**Author:** ![Biffer\_Spice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/fbc32d/32.png) [@Biffer\_Spice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffer_Spice)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sweet-sue-fuck-off-you-vapid-worthless-fool/35304/49 "2000-10-05T17:22:34Z")

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isn’t it belly button, then legs (of sorts) then feet?

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**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sweet-sue-fuck-off-you-vapid-worthless-fool/35304/50 "2000-10-05T22:09:14Z")

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Now I know how the ACLU lawyers defending the Nazi’s right to march must have felt–you get to wondering if the overall principle is worth it. Anyway, I maintain that I was right in general, even if the specific turned out to be a twit…but I will now salute **neuroman** for hitting him/her/it, even if it was premature at the time.

**Sweet Sue** : Find a body of water. Jump in. Inhale deeply.

**Satan** : Yeah, you _better_flee…

**Alphagene** said:

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> There’s the issue of her IP number being in a group that has been associated with some of the more pathetic trolls around here.

In hindsight, after seeing this little performance, I’m not surprised to hear that.

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**Author:** ![neutron\_star](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/51bf81/32.png) [@neutron\_star](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neutron_star)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2000, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sweet-sue-fuck-off-you-vapid-worthless-fool/35304/51 "2000-10-06T04:53:21Z")

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> And I am giving Sue to opportunity to stop.

She [doesn’t seem to be stopping.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=40739)

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