# Sweet Willy joins the SDMB One-Trick-Pony Chowder and Marching Society **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 8, 2002, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sweet-willy-joins-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society/102480 "2002-04-08T13:49:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Silentgoldfish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@Silentgoldfish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silentgoldfish)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sweet-willy-joins-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society/102480/21 "2002-04-08T18:27:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by vanilla \* > \*\*Og smash Sweet Willy…😛 \*\* Hah hah! 4 words! You suck!! … what? ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sweet-willy-joins-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society/102480/22 "2002-04-08T18:36:24Z")
I DEMAND THAT THE SDMBOTPCMS IMMEDIATELY REVEAL THE WHEREABOUTS OF FORMERAGENT HE IS EXTREMELY DANGEROUS PLEASE RESPOND LATER AS I MUST PARALLEL PARK NOW. ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sweet-willy-joins-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society/102480/23 "2002-04-08T18:38:12Z")
I’m thinkin’ that **Kirkland** is actively lobbying for membership, too. ---
**Author:** ![coosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@coosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coosa)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sweet-willy-joins-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society/102480/24 "2002-04-08T19:02:59Z")
> [@](#): > > with a tin-foil hat Martha Stewhearts Tip of the Day: If you buy those cheap disposable aluminum pizza pans you can fashion one into quite a respectable Chinese-coolie type hat. And they last much longer than ordinary aluminum foil! 😛 Ooh! Look, the smilies are rainbowed again! ---
**Author:** ![Dragonblink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Dragonblink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragonblink)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sweet-willy-joins-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society/102480/25 "2002-04-08T22:35:21Z")
Mmmmm … pony chowder … ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sweet-willy-joins-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society/102480/26 "2002-04-08T23:06:25Z")
I think we can safely add **Skemper** to the list. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2002, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sweet-willy-joins-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society/102480/27 "2002-04-09T01:31:42Z")
It’s chow-dah! _CHOW-DAH!!_ ---
**Author:** ![CRorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CRorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CRorex)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2002, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sweet-willy-joins-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society/102480/28 "2002-04-09T04:02:00Z")
Ohhh so I become Jewish and I get free blowjobs? Where do I sign up? Aww christ, I’m too lazy to become jewish, no blow jobs for me ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2002, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sweet-willy-joins-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society/102480/29 "2002-04-09T08:12:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Humble Servant \* > \*_I just want the chowder_. How much for a junior membership? > \*\* I’m not interested in Chowder, Marching, Tricks or Ponies, but I still want to join, why can’t I join? What makes you all think you are better than me? Waaah! ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2002, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sweet-willy-joins-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society/102480/30 "2002-04-10T00:20:24Z")
SCORE!!! ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2002, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sweet-willy-joins-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society/102480/31 "2002-04-10T03:05:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Why A Duck \* > \*\*US HATE THIS! > > (Woops, sorry. Wrong thread) \*\* But does **OG** hate this? 😃 (OG SMASH SMASHIE! SMASHIE SWEET WILLY AND JDT’S UNCIRCUMCIZED LOVE-CHILD!) ---
**Author:** ![Redboss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8baadc/32.png) [@Redboss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redboss)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2002, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sweet-willy-joins-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society/102480/32 "2002-04-10T07:45:16Z")
Dear **Fenris** , I really appreciate threads like this. I, and I am sure many other Fenris Fans fans, get to have the fun of a safe glimpse of the posters we’d rather avoid, without the dreadful stress of having to wade through the appalling arguments and counterarguments, and squabbles and mess. And of course, the examination of bad posting styles helps us all stay aware of what makes a good Doper, and raises the level of conversation here. Thank you for informing, elevating and amusing us. Redboss [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sweet-willy-joins-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society/102480.md?page=1)