# Sweetlips, Vulcan the ham-stealer, Madam Moose and George Washington's other dogs

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**Created:** [January 20, 2022, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sweetlips-vulcan-the-ham-stealer-madam-moose-and-george-washingtons-other-dogs/958115 "2022-01-20T15:47:41Z")\
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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
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Gotta keep an eye on that Vulcan!

> **[Soldier, Statesman, Dog-Lover: George Washington's Pups](https://www.mountvernon.org/george-washington/facts/washington-stories/soldier-statesman-dog-lover-george-washingtons-pups/)**
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> Read about George Washington's Pups

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2022, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sweetlips-vulcan-the-ham-stealer-madam-moose-and-george-washingtons-other-dogs/958115/2 "2022-01-20T15:54:11Z")

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“Why, that pointy-eared… I thought you Vulcans claimed to be vegetarians.”

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2022, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sweetlips-vulcan-the-ham-stealer-madam-moose-and-george-washingtons-other-dogs/958115/3 "2022-01-20T15:56:54Z")

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A friend of mine had a Doberman Pinscher that got hold of an entire ham, ate the whole thing and later projectile shat the entire living room – everything below the three-foot level changed color.

Enjoy your lunch.

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2022, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sweetlips-vulcan-the-ham-stealer-madam-moose-and-george-washingtons-other-dogs/958115/4 "2022-01-20T20:12:21Z")

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[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/Ld36IkitU8Q/hqdefault.jpg "Sons of B\*tches! Bumpuses! (A Christmas Story Quote)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ld36IkitU8Q)