# Swell Toasts

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swell-toasts/15332>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 26, 2000, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swell-toasts/15332 "2000-03-26T04:19:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2000, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swell-toasts/15332/21 "2000-03-30T02:08:00Z")

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Remember, love never made the world go round…just up and down a little.  
To Marriage, the only hunt where the prey buys the license.

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\>\>Being Chaotic Evil means never having to say your sorry…unless the other guy is bigger than you.\<\<

—The dragon observes

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**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2000, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swell-toasts/15332/22 "2000-03-30T02:12:00Z")

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“Here’s to short skirts and windy days!”

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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2000, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swell-toasts/15332/23 "2000-03-30T15:15:00Z")

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Variation:

Here’s to you, and here’s to me  
And here’s to friends we’ll always be  
And if perchance we disagree…  
Fuck you! Here’s to me!

Esprix

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[Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html)

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**Author:** ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2000, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swell-toasts/15332/24 "2000-03-30T15:22:00Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> Originally posted by Esprix:  
> \*\*Variation:
> 
> Here’s to you, and here’s to me  
> And here’s to friends we’ll always be  
> And if perchance we disagree…  
> Fuck you! Here’s to me!
> 
> Esprix
> 
> \*\*

Esprix,

## I like yours better. Mine is probably a bastardized version of it.

New and Improved  
Enright3

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**Author:** ![Redwing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/dfb087/32.png) [@Redwing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redwing)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2000, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swell-toasts/15332/25 "2000-03-31T06:47:00Z")

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“May the wind be at your back, as the road is at your feet. May the road lead you to every land, and when you are ready, may the road lead you home.”

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Letting my inner child run loose and break things.

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**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2000, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swell-toasts/15332/26 "2000-03-31T02:48:00Z")

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“Here’s to swimming with bow-legged women”

## (hey, my husband told me to post this one)

Shadowfox

“The dead have risen, and they’re voting Republican!” - Bart Simpson

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