# Swiss Army Knife you can't live without

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swiss-army-knife-you-cant-live-without/233762>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 11, 2004, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swiss-army-knife-you-cant-live-without/233762 "2004-03-11T21:28:02Z")\
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**Author:** ![Tender\_Betty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c57346/32.png) [@Tender\_Betty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tender_Betty)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2004, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swiss-army-knife-you-cant-live-without/233762/1 "2004-03-11T21:28:02Z")

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I found this USB Swiss Army knife amusing.

> **[CeBIT to premiere USB Swiss Army Knife](https://www.theregister.com/2004/03/10/cebit_to_premiere_usb_swiss/)**
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> Something horribly inevitable about this

And I thought you would too!

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2004, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swiss-army-knife-you-cant-live-without/233762/2 "2004-03-11T21:44:08Z")

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Damn. I can’t find a price or an ordering page. I also can’t decide if I really want it considering you can’t fly with a pocketknife. Sure, sure, they offer a “flight-safe” version, but who wants a pocketknife without a knife on it?!?

Plus, I gots the SAK with scissors, knife, phillips and standard screwdriver, pen, tweezers, bottle opener, file, and it’s the same size. I’d have to give up the phillips, tweezer and bottle opener for this one.

Damn.

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**Author:** ![Tender\_Betty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c57346/32.png) [@Tender\_Betty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tender_Betty)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2004, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swiss-army-knife-you-cant-live-without/233762/3 "2004-03-11T21:46:39Z")

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> [@Munch](#):
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> Damn. I can’t find a price or an ordering page. I also can’t decide if I really want it considering you can’t fly with a pocketknife. Sure, sure, they offer a “flight-safe” version, but who wants a pocketknife without a knife on it?!?
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> Plus, I gots the SAK with scissors, knife, phillips and standard screwdriver, pen, tweezers, bottle opener, file, and it’s the same size. I’d have to give up the phillips, tweezer and bottle opener for this one.
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> Damn.

You are like recurring nightmare… yannooowit?

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2004, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swiss-army-knife-you-cant-live-without/233762/4 "2004-03-11T22:04:37Z")

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Heh. Sorry. 🙂 I’m very passionate about my swiss army knife. That product is like a link from heaven, Betty.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2004, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/swiss-army-knife-you-cant-live-without/233762/5 "2004-03-12T02:10:27Z")

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[**Whole new Use for a Swiss Army Knife**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=244479)

**Cajun Man**  
for the SDMB