# Synchronicity a la mode with mswas **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 17, 2006, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/synchronicity-a-la-mode-with-mswas/340301 "2006-01-17T02:34:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2006, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/synchronicity-a-la-mode-with-mswas/340301/61 "2006-01-18T00:16:44Z")
**GIGObuster** Well now you’ve got my anti-fan club Hamlet and Kid Chameleon to back you up. Multiple Universes/Alternate Timelines you say Tomato, I say Tomahto. You know what they say about the fool and the fool who argues with him. So as you are incapable of understanding that the difference is one of semantic interpretation of the terms being used, there just ain’t a whole lot of point. It’s ok though I hear Hamlet gives great head, and Kid Chameleon can do wonders with his hands. Erek ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2006, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/synchronicity-a-la-mode-with-mswas/340301/62 "2006-01-18T00:31:19Z")
> [@mswas](#): > > **GIGObuster** Well now you’ve got my anti-fan club Hamlet and Kid Chameleon to back you up. > > Multiple Universes/Alternate Timelines you say Tomato, I say Tomahto. > > You know what they say about the fool and the fool who argues with him. So as you are incapable of understanding that the difference is one of semantic interpretation of the terms being used, there just ain’t a whole lot of point. > > It’s ok though I hear Hamlet gives great head, and Kid Chameleon can do wonders with his hands. > > Erek I’ll just point and laugh at that. Can you feel the love \*\*mswas \*\* exudes? > **[Robert Anton Wilson](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Anton_Wilson)** > > Robert Anton Wilson (born Robert Edward Wilson; January 18, 1932 – January 11, 2007) was an American author, futurist, and self-described agnostic mystic. Recognized within Discordianism as an Episkopos, pope and saint, Wilson helped publicize Discordianism through his writings and interviews. > Wilson described his work as an "attempt to break down conditioned associations, to look at the world in a new way, with many models recognized as models or maps, and no one model elevated to the truth".... > [@](#): > > Robert Anton Wilson holds the post of American director of the Committee for Surrealist Investigation of Claims of the Normal (CSICON). He has summed up his attitude towards life as one of optimism, cheerfulness, love, and good humor. You make the baby Wilson cry. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2006, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/synchronicity-a-la-mode-with-mswas/340301/63 "2006-01-18T00:38:00Z")
Look dude, I grok Discordianism. I GET it. I am not certain that you do. That book came out right before I was born, when I discovered Discordianism I was like “Holy shit, there are others.” Eris is fucking you so hard with an 8 inch Rubber Choad that the trauma has sent you into an amnesiac shock, so that you don’t even realize that she’s still back there. Erek ---
**Author:** ![Hoodoo\_Ulove](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/58956e/32.png) [@Hoodoo\_Ulove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoodoo_Ulove)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2006, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/synchronicity-a-la-mode-with-mswas/340301/64 "2006-01-18T00:45:36Z")
> [@mswas](#): > > **GIGObuster** It’s ok though I hear Hamlet gives great head, and Kid Chameleon can do wonders with his hands. Is it your contention, then, that you are the victim of a gay cabal? ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2006, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/synchronicity-a-la-mode-with-mswas/340301/65 "2006-01-18T00:46:08Z")
> [@mswas](#): > > **GIGObuster** Well now you’ve got my anti-fan club Hamlet and Kid Chameleon to back you up. Dude, you don’t even mean enough to me to waste more than a throwaway homage to Douglas Adams. Sure you’re a pompous, condescending prick, but you’re much easier to just laugh at than expend any energy on. ---
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2006, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/synchronicity-a-la-mode-with-mswas/340301/66 "2006-01-18T00:50:35Z")
**GIGO** , you’re such an autococksmoker it ain’t phunny. Your pheromones are delish, however! :o ---
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2006, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/synchronicity-a-la-mode-with-mswas/340301/67 "2006-01-18T00:51:51Z")
> [@Hamlet](#): > > Sure you’re a pompous, condescending prick, but you’re much easier to just laugh at than expend any energy on. That sounds like what you say to your own penis. ---
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2006, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/synchronicity-a-la-mode-with-mswas/340301/68 "2006-01-18T00:54:48Z")
> [@kidchameleon](#): > > How do you debate with someone who fabricates their side of the **arguement**? _Bolding added for emphasis._ I dunno, how do you argue with someone who can’t even fucken spell “argument”?! Take a hike back to middle school, biatch!!! ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2006, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/synchronicity-a-la-mode-with-mswas/340301/69 "2006-01-18T00:56:08Z")
> [@Aeschines](#): > > **GIGO** , you’re such an autococksmoker it ain’t phunny. You’re saying **GIGObuster** sucks his own dick? How on Earth is that even an insult? ---
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2006, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/synchronicity-a-la-mode-with-mswas/340301/70 "2006-01-18T01:03:07Z")
You dumbfucks are so easy to insult it’s like being Don Rickles without even trying. You are all so PWNED by **mswas** and you don’t even know it. Totally uncognizant of how ignorantly you argue (in your “arguements” :wally ). Just a bunch of _tired minds_ flop-flopping around like pickled herring before the Lifing Fish of **mswas** intellect out on the dikes in Holland where they dig that shit. You’ve heard of brass balls? He’s got a bronze brain. Whereas he’s got the Big Pic, your map of the world is just a fuckin’ Cracker Jack tattoo blurily slapped on your ass cheek! I see quotes from a bunch of his threads as though they were relevent. It’s like reading a line of poetry and excepting it to be the same! Zeno told us we couldn’t step in the same river twice, asshole. PWNED, muthfuckas, PWNED! ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2006, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/synchronicity-a-la-mode-with-mswas/340301/71 "2006-01-18T01:07:58Z")
> [@Aeschines](#): > > **GIGO** , you’re such an autococksmoker it ain’t phunny. > > Your pheromones are delish, however! :o Grok begs to differ: [http://www.animamundiweb.com/Animamundi/calandra.nsf/Paginas/Gallery2002?OpenDocument](http://www.animamundiweb.com/Animamundi/calandra.nsf/Paginas/Gallery2002?OpenDocument) Scroll down to Grok. (Flash animation) ---
**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2006, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/synchronicity-a-la-mode-with-mswas/340301/72 "2006-01-18T01:23:21Z")
> [@Aeschines](#): > > You dumbfucks are so easy to insult it’s like being Don Rickles without even trying. > > You are all so PWNED by **mswas** and you don’t even know it. Totally uncognizant of how ignorantly you argue (in your “arguements” :wally ). Just a bunch of _tired minds_ flop-flopping around like pickled herring before the Lifing Fish of **mswas** intellect out on the dikes in Holland where they dig that shit. > > You’ve heard of brass balls? He’s got a bronze brain. Whereas he’s got the Big Pic, your map of the world is just a fuckin’ Cracker Jack tattoo blurily slapped on your ass cheek! > > I see quotes from a bunch of his threads as though they were relevent. It’s like reading a line of poetry and **excepting** it to be the same! Zeno told us we couldn’t step in the same river twice, asshole. > > PWNED, muthfuckas, PWNED! (bolding mine) I love Gaudere’s rule. **mswas** , I think you should just go all-out and start a cult. You’ve already got a huge sycophant who follows you around every time you’re pitted, singing your praises. You oughtta at least try to make some money off him. ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2006, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/synchronicity-a-la-mode-with-mswas/340301/73 "2006-01-18T01:24:29Z")
> [@Aeschines](#): > > You’ve heard of brass balls? He’s got a bronze brain. Maybe that is a compliment in the alternate universe. > [@Aeschines](#): > > Zeno told us we couldn’t step in the same river twice, asshole. "The reason we have two ears and only one mouth, is that we may hear more and speak less. " - From Zeno, the asshole. > [@Aeschines](#): > > PWNED, muthfuckas, PWNED! You say “poaned”, I say “owned” ---
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2006, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/synchronicity-a-la-mode-with-mswas/340301/74 "2006-01-18T01:38:59Z")
> [@woodstockbirdybird](#): > > I love Gaudere’s rule. Except I didn’t make an error! Or did I, you say? Your western bios are showing, the code deep in the MACHine (note that the hardware is at least 1x the speed of sound!) of your _defective credobellum_ (the part of your western mind that believes all, questions naught!). > [@](#): > > **mswas** , I think you should just go all-out and start a cult. You’ve already got a huge sycophant who follows you around every time you’re pitted, singing your praises. You oughtta at least try to make some money off him. Cults are for fools. **mswas** is the Christ, the annointed, the mentally double-jointed. You couldn’t beat him in a game of wits with one pinkie wrinkled (in time, Madeline L’Engle style!) behind your back. And I already gave, both by PayPal and Stormpay, which latter service (or Sri Vice, if we honor service _qua_ degradent) I learned about thru the GOODLE ADS! ---
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2006, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/synchronicity-a-la-mode-with-mswas/340301/75 "2006-01-18T01:42:24Z")
> [@GIGObuster](#): > > Maybe that is a compliment in the alternate universe. U bet. Zeus is known for his bronze brain and phallus of fire. > [@](#): > > "The reason we have two ears and only one mouth, is that we may hear more and speak less. " > > - From Zeno, the asshole. “The reason why we have two nostrils and only one anus is that we may sniff more and phunge less.” - From Aeschines, the It Girl. > [@](#): > > You say “poaned”, I say “owned” Foan me up for a good time.😉 ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2006, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/synchronicity-a-la-mode-with-mswas/340301/76 "2006-01-18T02:00:07Z")
> [@Aeschines](#): > > U bet. Zeus is known for his bronze brain and phallus of fire." We’ve got antibiotics for that now. ---
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2006, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/synchronicity-a-la-mode-with-mswas/340301/77 "2006-01-18T02:02:48Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > We’ve got antibiotics for that now. Can’t we all just love each other–_pretty soon?!_ ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2006, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/synchronicity-a-la-mode-with-mswas/340301/78 "2006-01-18T02:03:48Z")
> [@Aeschines](#): > > U bet. Zeus is known for his bronze brain and phallus of fire.“The reason why we have two nostrils and only one anus is that we may sniff more and phunge less.” - From Aeschines, the It Girl.Foan me up for a good time.😉 Nah, I don’t date them when they are drunk. And you call this a defence? Even more pathetic than what \*\*mswas \*\* said. A while ago I was pondering who Aeschines was. The philosopher oratorical artist; The Demosthenes nemesis; The Arcadian, disciple of Isocrates; The citizen of Mitylene, scourge of the Orators; The Neapolitan, the favorite male lover (ahem) of Melanthius; The Milesian political writer; or the one that makes statues? Current sings point to the Neapolitan. ---
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2006, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/synchronicity-a-la-mode-with-mswas/340301/79 "2006-01-18T02:15:34Z")
> [@Hamlet](#): > > Dude, you don’t even mean enough to me to waste more than a throwaway homage to Douglas Adams. Sure you’re a pompous, condescending prick, but you’re much easier to just laugh at than expend any energy on. Every laugh burns 6 calories. ---
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2006, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/synchronicity-a-la-mode-with-mswas/340301/80 "2006-01-18T02:19:51Z")
> [@Hoodoo Ulove](#): > > Is it your contention, then, that you are the victim of a gay cabal? I was going to say no, until I saw that Miller has finally arrived. I was wondering when he would get here. Three people is just a crew, it takes four to make a cabal. Erek [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/synchronicity-a-la-mode-with-mswas/340301.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/synchronicity-a-la-mode-with-mswas/340301.md?page=5)