# synergistically repurpose ethical relationships

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/synergistically-repurpose-ethical-relationships/750763>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 31, 2016, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/synergistically-repurpose-ethical-relationships/750763 "2016-03-31T17:58:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Fool\_in\_the\_Rain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@Fool\_in\_the\_Rain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fool_in_the_Rain)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2016, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/synergistically-repurpose-ethical-relationships/750763/1 "2016-03-31T17:58:10Z")

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:smack::eek:

is corporate-speak for _Improve Office Morale_ according to [The Corporate BS Generator](http://www.atrixnet.com/bs-generator.html?bullshit=)

[QUOTE=The Corporate B.S. Generator]  
For the ambitious business professional looking to get ahead in the industry.  
Dazzle all the execs at your next business meeting…

Create your own corporate B.S. catch phrase!  
[/QUOTE]

Have fun creating your own Corporate speak for your office!

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2016, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/synergistically-repurpose-ethical-relationships/750763/2 "2016-03-31T18:56:32Z")

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There’s several “mission statement generators” online that are quite amusing.

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**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2016, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/synergistically-repurpose-ethical-relationships/750763/3 "2016-03-31T19:06:05Z")

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Generating and enforcing such things are job-creators, in an economy in which manufactured gods are all made abroad and all paperwork is done by computers and all tasks are performed by robots.

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**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2016, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/synergistically-repurpose-ethical-relationships/750763/4 "2016-03-31T19:16:11Z")

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“Globally simplify unique relationships”. I am not exactly sure what that means but I suspect it means that a whole bunch of people are getting fired.

“Quickly re-engineer interdependent supply chains”. I am fairly certain I could actually use this one at work without anyone batting an eye.

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**Author:** ![Canadjun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/76d3ee/32.png) [@Canadjun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Canadjun)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2016, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/synergistically-repurpose-ethical-relationships/750763/5 "2016-03-31T23:53:38Z")

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> [@jtur88](#):
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> Generating and enforcing such things are job-creators, in an economy in which manufactured gods are all made abroad and all paperwork is done by computers and all tasks are performed by robots.

If their gods are all made abroad, why do people continue to worship them?

🙂

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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2016, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/synergistically-repurpose-ethical-relationships/750763/6 "2016-03-31T23:59:37Z")

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" ‘Synergistically’ was probably a whore from the start."

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2016, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/synergistically-repurpose-ethical-relationships/750763/7 "2016-04-01T03:38:18Z")

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> [@Canadjun](#):
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> If their gods are all made abroad, why do people continue to worship them?
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> 🙂

_“And the people bowed and prayed  
To the neon god they made.”_[indent]-- Simon and Garfunkel[/indent]

Couldn’t happen in Christian America!

Could it?