# Synonyms for... well, don't open this right after you eat. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 1, 2001, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/synonyms-for-well-dont-open-this-right-after-you-eat/79235 "2001-09-01T01:37:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![GENE\_STONER](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/2bfe46/32.png) [@GENE\_STONER](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GENE_STONER)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2001, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/synonyms-for-well-dont-open-this-right-after-you-eat/79235/21 "2001-09-02T22:47:45Z")
Woof cookies! ---
**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2001, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/synonyms-for-well-dont-open-this-right-after-you-eat/79235/22 "2001-09-02T23:53:22Z")
Ralph! Wretch. ---
**Author:** ![Rue\_DeDay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/41988e/32.png) [@Rue\_DeDay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rue_DeDay)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/synonyms-for-well-dont-open-this-right-after-you-eat/79235/23 "2001-09-03T00:56:59Z")
We missed the simple and timeless “throw up”. ---
**Author:** ![Rue\_DeDay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/41988e/32.png) [@Rue\_DeDay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rue_DeDay)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/synonyms-for-well-dont-open-this-right-after-you-eat/79235/24 "2001-09-03T01:00:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DAVEW0071 \* > **Kack. At least, that’s what we always called it when our son was a baby and spit up.** When our little ones would spit up (by the way, “spit up” is on the official tally) we called it “cheese”. Especially if there was milk drunk recently. (Oops! We need the cheese rag! Soupo’s cheesing again. Etc.) ---
**Author:** ![Elenfair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cc9497/32.png) [@Elenfair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elenfair)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/synonyms-for-well-dont-open-this-right-after-you-eat/79235/25 "2001-09-03T01:04:07Z")
Rue, darling, please promise me you’ll never procreate. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/synonyms-for-well-dont-open-this-right-after-you-eat/79235/26 "2001-09-03T03:04:58Z")
Praying at the porcelain alter. It’s certainly porcelain and Lord knows you are definately praying…[sub]SweetJesusjustletmedienowIswearIwillneverdrinkagainOhGaaawwwddd…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![okielady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/fbc32d/32.png) [@okielady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/okielady)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/synonyms-for-well-dont-open-this-right-after-you-eat/79235/27 "2001-09-03T03:26:48Z")
Barf Shouting for Huey Yak Regurgitate ---
**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/synonyms-for-well-dont-open-this-right-after-you-eat/79235/28 "2001-09-03T03:27:06Z")
Yarf. It just SOUNDS like it! Very onamatopoetic (sp?) ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/synonyms-for-well-dont-open-this-right-after-you-eat/79235/29 "2001-09-03T03:32:39Z")
in my school’s slang, “Blagh” ya know, “omigawdi’mgonnablagh… BBBBBLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/synonyms-for-well-dont-open-this-right-after-you-eat/79235/30 "2001-09-03T04:35:10Z")
And let’s not forget taking a trip to… to… _ **EUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUROPE!** _ Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Rue\_DeDay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/41988e/32.png) [@Rue\_DeDay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rue_DeDay)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/synonyms-for-well-dont-open-this-right-after-you-eat/79235/31 "2001-09-03T16:52:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Elenfair \* > \*\*Rue, darling, please promise me you’ll never procreate. > > 😃 \*\* Bad news, Sweetheart. Both Soupo and Katcha are my biological legacies. (See “cheese”) I have hopped off the Procreation Train since Katcha’s unveiling, though. -Rue (Surgically altered to suit your needs.) ---
**Author:** ![Elenfair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cc9497/32.png) [@Elenfair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elenfair)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/synonyms-for-well-dont-open-this-right-after-you-eat/79235/32 "2001-09-03T18:15:11Z")
\*\* Rue (Surgically altered to suit your needs.) \*\* Oo. Needs. Oo. Entertaining. Mind you, I had made it into your erotic-dream thread and that was already rather entertaining in its own right. One question remains - by surgically altered, do you mean schnipped? Or transgendered…? 😃 ::: runs away, laughing hysterically ::: E. ---
**Author:** ![Rue\_DeDay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/41988e/32.png) [@Rue\_DeDay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rue_DeDay)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/synonyms-for-well-dont-open-this-right-after-you-eat/79235/33 "2001-09-03T23:12:47Z")
Well, I ain’t RoboTonker, **Elenfair**. Just the supply system got disconnected, nothing too outré. -Rue. (who has had his scrotum shaved by a professional.) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/synonyms-for-well-dont-open-this-right-after-you-eat/79235.md?page=1)