# T' best o'em laengwhijes i' t' world!

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 27, 2013, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/t-best-oem-laengwhijes-i-t-world/654101 "2013-03-27T14:29:43Z")\
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**Author:** ![yelimS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/54ee81/32.png) [@yelimS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yelimS)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2013, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/t-best-oem-laengwhijes-i-t-world/654101/1 "2013-03-27T14:29:43Z")

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I stumbled upon the Pitcairnese Wikipedia, and it’s wonderful fun. It doesn’t have very many or very long articles, but I shuffled through some raandum paijes, and [this](http://pih.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flore_Kleenin) is one of the longest, and most likely the most informative I found. Injoy!

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2013, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/t-best-oem-laengwhijes-i-t-world/654101/2 "2013-03-27T14:54:32Z")

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I just learned that [Qween Eelizabuf 2](http://pih.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_Elizabeth_II) es very importunt purson in ve Yunitid Kingdum.

And the [Yunitid Kingdum](http://pih.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yunitid_Kingdum) esa kuntrii i’ Urup. Queen Elizabeth II es un charge oof ve kuntrii.

[Urup](http://pih.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urup) es kontenent.

I find the brevity of these answers more hilarious than the language.

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**Author:** ![yelimS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/54ee81/32.png) [@yelimS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yelimS)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2013, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/t-best-oem-laengwhijes-i-t-world/654101/3 "2013-03-27T15:57:47Z")

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I think the brevity might be a defence against the frustration they’re struck by when writing [longer articles](http://pih.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isaac_Newton).

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2013, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/t-best-oem-laengwhijes-i-t-world/654101/4 "2013-03-27T16:52:11Z")

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I couldn’t help but think of [Ladle Rat Rotten Hut](http://www.docflash.com/lrrh.html) so as I was trying to locate it online I also saw [Anguish Languish](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ladle_Rat_Rotten_Hut) which may offer similar chuckles.

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**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2013, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/t-best-oem-laengwhijes-i-t-world/654101/5 "2013-03-27T17:36:08Z")

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Check out the [Scots language](http://sco.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotland) (no, not Scottish). Or of course, Old English/Anglo-Saxon.

Hmm… the “Cheese-eating surrender monkeys” page is only in English and Japanese. Some Scots speaker needs to fix that.