Would anyone consider sending me their tonsil stones (I have no tonsils.)? I want to start collecting something new, as my toenail and scab collection are losing their charm and original appeal.
Please send only intact stones, I will pay top dollar for the largest specimens.
The q-tip in the tonsils is NOT the same one that went in the ear.
Question…
If I shove a q-tip far enough into the tonsil hole, with it come OUT my ear? :dubious:
Phouka, This post borders on erotica.
I can’t find my tonsils! If someone took them out, they didn’t ever bother to tell me :mad:. Should they be easily visible when looking in my mouth with a mirror?
Not as bad as the zit thread with the link to the guy spraying pus all over the wall with a gigantic squeeze.
begins to recite the Lord’s Prayer in hopes that it will make this all go away
How absolutely horrifying. This is one of those things that makes me deeply ashamed to be a human being. Bodies shouldn’t do this. And, given my tendencies towards picking at things, I feel the sudden need to probe my throat with a Q-tip just so I can be nice and clean back there.
Excuse me while I go kill myself.
sees thread title
vaguely recalls thread, wonders why it was bumped
prays it’s not really the thread which contains admission of supernumerary hole in willie
opens thread
bitter dismay