# T-Rex Sex! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 26, 2007, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/t-rex-sex/397610 "2007-03-26T21:22:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mouse\_Maven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac91a4/32.png) [@Mouse\_Maven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mouse_Maven)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2007, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/t-rex-sex/397610/1 "2007-03-26T21:22:02Z")
Hot [Jurassic Jungle](http://www.neatorama.com/2007/03/26/jurassic-museum-the-spanish-way/) _love_. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2007, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/t-rex-sex/397610/2 "2007-03-26T21:28:02Z")
Unfortunately, T-rex was from the Cretaceous era. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2007, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/t-rex-sex/397610/3 "2007-03-26T21:34:36Z")
Dino artist William Stout once depicted Brontosaurs having sex, but this is the first I’ve seen of T. Rex sex. The movie **Caveman** showed Jack Gilford unwittingly rubbing a T. Rex penis, though. AFAIK, it’s the only depiction of dino sex organs in a movie. ---
**Author:** ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2007, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/t-rex-sex/397610/4 "2007-03-26T21:46:32Z")
“Did the earth move for you?” ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2007, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/t-rex-sex/397610/5 "2007-03-26T21:57:43Z")
[QUOTE=pinkfreud] “Did the earth move for you?” [/QUOTE] “Every move you make. . . Every step you take. . . .” ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2007, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/t-rex-sex/397610/6 "2007-03-26T22:11:41Z")
Once you try Y-Rex, everything else are rejects. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2007, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/t-rex-sex/397610/7 "2007-03-26T23:10:30Z")
I’ve seen dino sex art before, although most is much cruder. As far as _Tyrannosaurus Rex_ sex goes, it always makes me think of the dragon from _Roadmarks_ that had a crush on a _Rex_; “Not much of a brain, but what a body !”. ---
**Author:** ![Madd\_Maxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Madd\_Maxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Madd_Maxx)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2007, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/t-rex-sex/397610/8 "2007-03-26T23:19:13Z")
I hope this isn’t impolite to ask, but how did they possibly clean up the post-coital fluids with those little arms? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2007, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/t-rex-sex/397610/9 "2007-03-26T23:53:09Z")
> [@](#): > > I hope this isn’t impolite to ask, but how did they possibly clean up the post-coital fluids with those little I don’t think they cared aout that. But it DOES explain why T. Rex didn’t masturbate very much. No wonder that T. Rex was so happy in **Caveman**. ---
**Author:** ![Terrifel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c68b51/32.png) [@Terrifel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terrifel)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/t-rex-sex/397610/10 "2007-03-27T01:44:16Z")
“Gentlemen, we desperately need to generate publicity for our dinosaur exhibit.” ---
**Author:** ![Richard\_Pearse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/richard_pearse/32/13144_2.png) [@Richard\_Pearse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Pearse)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/t-rex-sex/397610/11 "2007-03-27T03:51:32Z")
mmm Hot Love, spread the word, Telegram Sam. ---
**Author:** ![Barrington](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Barrington](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barrington)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/t-rex-sex/397610/12 "2007-03-27T05:12:14Z")
Who has to sleep on the wet pond? ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/t-rex-sex/397610/13 "2007-03-27T11:11:18Z")
Ha! As usual, more traditional sources of knowledge, such as this museum, lag years behind **Cecil’s** exploration of the issue: [How did Dinosaurs have sex?](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/001006.html) ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/t-rex-sex/397610/14 "2007-03-27T12:02:49Z")
I look at that, and running through my head is the line from the ads for **Meet the Robinsons** , where the T. Rex is roaring: “I have a Big Head and Little Arms!”