# T-t-t-tell me what's your fan-ta-ta-sy!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 25, 2001, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/t-t-t-tell-me-whats-your-fan-ta-ta-sy/73710 "2001-07-25T04:40:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2001, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/t-t-t-tell-me-whats-your-fan-ta-ta-sy/73710/1 "2001-07-25T04:40:25Z")
In leiu of this recent string of sexually oriented threads, I just gotta ask. Without getting too graphic, what’s your biggest fantasy? Has to be really good, turns you on just sharing with us. Be creative, have fun! ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2001, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/t-t-t-tell-me-whats-your-fan-ta-ta-sy/73710/2 "2001-07-25T04:41:51Z")
Grrrraaarrrrgggghhhh…lieu. Thank you. ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2001, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/t-t-t-tell-me-whats-your-fan-ta-ta-sy/73710/3 "2001-07-25T04:50:51Z")
Doing anything at all with **racinchikki**. ---
**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2001, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/t-t-t-tell-me-whats-your-fan-ta-ta-sy/73710/4 "2001-07-25T05:17:02Z")
Two of my favorites that shall forever remain fantasies: Having sex with my brother (I don’t have a brother, but the idea of doing it with a guy who closely resembles me is very appealing). Being a high-class hooker… being paid to have sex with rich, handsome, powerful men sounds good to me! (Hey, it’s a fantasy, _of course_ they’d all be rich, handsome and powerful!) And the money I’d earn would be TAX FREE! ---
**Author:** ![FarmerOak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9c0ed/32.png) [@FarmerOak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FarmerOak)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2001, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/t-t-t-tell-me-whats-your-fan-ta-ta-sy/73710/5 "2001-07-25T05:31:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ladyfoxfyre \* > **Grrrraaarrrrgggghhhh…lieu** It just gets worse, **lady**. I think what you meant to say was, “In **light** of this recent string…” Anyway, my fantasies these days are pretty mundane… single chick, under 35, no kids, who doesn’t **lie** every other sentence. Oh, yes, and low self-esteem and an eating disorder would be cool, too. ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2001, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/t-t-t-tell-me-whats-your-fan-ta-ta-sy/73710/6 "2001-07-25T06:09:42Z")
::::sigh:::: Yes, **FarmerOak** , that would be what I meant. It’s late. I didn’t sleep much. I often forget the meanings of words. I feel stupid. ---
**Author:** ![Aghris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecccb3/32.png) [@Aghris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aghris)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2001, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/t-t-t-tell-me-whats-your-fan-ta-ta-sy/73710/7 "2001-07-25T08:09:53Z")
Having sex with several (at least three) hot, muscled sailors in their white uniforms. Gaaaahhhh… [sub]Excuse me for one second…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2001, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/t-t-t-tell-me-whats-your-fan-ta-ta-sy/73710/8 "2001-07-25T09:07:19Z")
Meeting a slender, somewhat tweedy, bespectacled geek boi with an English or Quebecois accent in one of my linguistics classes, going out for coffee, and having him seduce me or vice versa. Meeting a passionate, fuschia-haired, skinny, pierced gothboi at a protest march, getting chased down the street by riot cops with clubs and pepper spray, getting away at the last moment, and celebrating our narrow escape with hot monkey sex. Mmm… tongue ring blowjob… just one moment, please. Finding a gentle, loving, wise, wealthy, and dominant man and becoming his kept boy. I may be giving out a bit too much information at this point. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2001, 10:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/t-t-t-tell-me-whats-your-fan-ta-ta-sy/73710/9 "2001-07-25T10:19:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ladyfoxfyre \* > \*\*In leiu of this recent string of sexually oriented threads, I just gotta ask. > Without getting too graphic, what’s your biggest fantasy? Has to be really good, turns you on just sharing with us. Be creative, have fun! > \*\* **Fyre** , I think its only fair that the original poster share her fantasies first. Note that I ask this _in lieu_ of posting my own fantasy. [sup] **I’ll show you mine if you show me yours** [/sup]😃 ---
**Author:** ![Potter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Potter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Potter)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2001, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/t-t-t-tell-me-whats-your-fan-ta-ta-sy/73710/10 "2001-07-25T11:14:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by matt\_mcl \* > **Meeting a slender, somewhat tweedy, bespectacled geek boi with an English or Quebecois accent in one of my linguistics classes** Oh my this is me. > [@](#): > > \*\*Meeting a passionate, fuschia-haired, skinny, pierced gothboi at a protest march, getting chased down the street by riot cops with clubs and pepper spray, getting away at the last moment, and celebrating our narrow escape with hot monkey sex. Mmm… tongue ring blowjob… \*\* This was me! I am/was someone’s fantasy? Wow, LOVING this thread. > [@](#): > > \*\*Finding a gentle, loving, wise, wealthy, and dominant man \*\* Ah, now, this is so not me. Well, the last three anyway. Still, I am grinning stupidly and will feel like a complete stud all day now. Thanks! Mine is boring - waking up very slowly in a big warm bed, wrapping around the person I am in love with, who I know loves me back completely. Sap and a half, me. ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2001, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/t-t-t-tell-me-whats-your-fan-ta-ta-sy/73710/11 "2001-07-25T11:58:58Z")
Right now? Anything with Stinky Paws but in terms of way out there… A threesome with SP and Jeff Hardy. I’m tied to the bed…four hands and two tongues exploring my body,being totally dominated by both of them, being filled at all ends… But I’ll settle for me and SP reliving some of our best phone sex moments. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Acco40](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/58956e/32.png) [@Acco40](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acco40)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2001, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/t-t-t-tell-me-whats-your-fan-ta-ta-sy/73710/12 "2001-07-25T14:17:50Z")
> [@](#): > > Having sex with several (at least three) hot, muscled sailors in their white uniforms. > [@](#): > > A threesome with SP and Jeff Hardy. I’m tied to the bed…four hands and two tongues exploring my body,being totally dominated by both of them, being filled at all ends… Man this must be a huge fantasy for chicks. My gf playfully brought up the idea last night after watching a scene from Dharma and Greg that hints upon the MFM threesome. She said she’d do a FMF if I let her do a MFM… now THAT’S got me considering things… ---
**Author:** ![Aghris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecccb3/32.png) [@Aghris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aghris)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2001, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/t-t-t-tell-me-whats-your-fan-ta-ta-sy/73710/13 "2001-07-25T14:23:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Acco40 \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > Having sex with several (at least three) hot, muscled sailors in their white uniforms. > > > [@](#): > > > > A threesome with SP and Jeff Hardy. I’m tied to the bed…four hands and two tongues exploring my body,being totally dominated by both of them, being filled at all ends… > > Man this must be a huge fantasy for chicks. My gf playfully brought up the idea last night after watching a scene from Dharma and Greg that hints upon the MFM threesome. > > She said she’d do a FMF if I let her do a MFM… now THAT’S got me considering things… > \*\* I’m not a chick. There exist other sexual preferences than heterosexuality 😉 But yeah, I’d do a MFM threesome if I get to touch the guy in the least… ---
**Author:** ![Acco40](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/58956e/32.png) [@Acco40](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acco40)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2001, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/t-t-t-tell-me-whats-your-fan-ta-ta-sy/73710/14 "2001-07-25T14:39:27Z")
Sorry Aghris, jumping to conclusions… ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2001, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/t-t-t-tell-me-whats-your-fan-ta-ta-sy/73710/15 "2001-07-25T15:23:17Z")
The only way I’m posting to this thread is if I can somehow get an anonymous screen name! 😛 A gal’s got to preserve her delicate and unblemished reputation! ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2001, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/t-t-t-tell-me-whats-your-fan-ta-ta-sy/73710/16 "2001-07-25T15:59:53Z")
LadyFoxFyre… You wouldn’t happen to be my mistress, Vulpina, would you? ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2001, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/t-t-t-tell-me-whats-your-fan-ta-ta-sy/73710/17 "2001-07-25T17:10:44Z")
My fantasies change depending on the time of day, day, week, month, year, company, circumstances, and possibility. I rarely fantastize about anything that has no chance of actually happening…that way lies madness. So right now my fantasy involves a couple of people I know, me, my hub, a road trip, and marichino cherries…and that’s all I’m saying. Except that I don’t know how to spell “marachino.” “Maraschino?” “Maricheeno?” “Mary’s chinos?” I’m at a loss, man. ---
**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2001, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/t-t-t-tell-me-whats-your-fan-ta-ta-sy/73710/18 "2001-07-25T20:57:48Z")
Getting down and dirty with a really, really tall girl/woman. Getting down and dirty with a really, really short girl/woman. Getting down and dirty with a really really hot trio of women. (Hey, just doing the menage a trois one better) Any takers? If you are female and 6’ plus, or under 5’…or have two curious friends… …ahem… I think I’ll stop there… ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2001, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/t-t-t-tell-me-whats-your-fan-ta-ta-sy/73710/19 "2001-07-25T21:00:26Z")
I have no idea where my fantasy comes from, since I have never had any dealings with this person other than seeing her picture on the people pages. I am having a heated debate with Techchick68 and it gets really intense until we are face to face and that of course transforms into hot sweaty mucho-intense animalistic sex. Happens every time I read one of her pit rants. ---
**Author:** ![bughunter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@bughunter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bughunter)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2001, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/t-t-t-tell-me-whats-your-fan-ta-ta-sy/73710/20 "2001-07-25T23:09:05Z")
Yeah, I share **Philster** ’s very tall/short fetish. But my secret fantasy is tails on women. _Rrwrorr!_ Not so much a furry or furvert type of thing, I think. Just a fetish for otherwise normal, sexy women with an animal’s tail… which animal depends on the woman. But horses, great cats, skunks(!), and deer figure prominently. I know exactly where it comes from, too: Reading Philip Jose Farmer’s Dare at the impressionable age of 14. The picture of the beautiful woman with a huge flowing mane of hair and a rampant arch of flowing horse’s tail… Uh, oh. Time to change the subject before my pants get any tighter. Oh, and then there was Elf Sternberg’s [Journal Entries](http://www.halcyon.com/elf/journals/index-32t.html)! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/t-t-t-tell-me-whats-your-fan-ta-ta-sy/73710.md?page=2)