# Taekwondo monkeys attack trainer **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 17, 2009, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/taekwondo-monkeys-attack-trainer/521633 "2009-12-17T13:32:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/taekwondo-monkeys-attack-trainer/521633/41 "2009-12-17T20:38:22Z")
You win the day! Your link-fu is superior! ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/taekwondo-monkeys-attack-trainer/521633/42 "2009-12-17T20:57:34Z")
> [@levdrakon](#): > > Nonsense. Just look at the expression of the standing bear. That, my friend is a look of sheer pleasure. I know what you’re teaching those bears, perv. Oh great…now we have quadrapedophiles to worry about…won’t someone think of the baby goats ? ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/taekwondo-monkeys-attack-trainer/521633/43 "2009-12-17T21:13:09Z")
I got another one When Tae Kwon Do Monkeys Attack … Next on Fox! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/taekwondo-monkeys-attack-trainer/521633/44 "2009-12-17T21:29:52Z")
> [@](#): > > OK, so now the monkeys AND the bears are getting smarter…we are so fucked > Reply With Quote We should have knoiwn this was coming. wasn’t **Kung Fu Panda** a big hit summer before last? ---
**Author:** ![cgg419](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cgg419/32/2847_2.png) [@cgg419](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cgg419)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/taekwondo-monkeys-attack-trainer/521633/45 "2009-12-17T21:32:16Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > wasn’t **Kung Fu Panda** a big hit summer before last? **Kung Fu Panda vs Taekwondo Monkey LIVE ON PPV!** ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/taekwondo-monkeys-attack-trainer/521633/46 "2009-12-17T21:33:34Z")
Taekwondo monkeys attack trainer : which is the stupidest animal in this situation? ---
**Author:** ![Richard\_Pearse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/richard_pearse/32/13144_2.png) [@Richard\_Pearse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Pearse)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2009, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/taekwondo-monkeys-attack-trainer/521633/47 "2009-12-19T03:51:24Z")
> [@Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](#): > > Hard to tell, there’s a monkey foot on his head! > > So are either photo of the actual event or are they for “illustrative purposes only” as in “if I monkey was brandishing a stick and about to hit you, this approximates what it would look like.” (The one looks like a TKD kick, but it could also just be a monkey faliling with his hand stied behind his back). They are two different photos of two different events. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2009, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/taekwondo-monkeys-attack-trainer/521633/48 "2009-12-19T04:21:15Z")
> [@cgg419](#): > > I did notice that the trainer looked the same in both links, but that the second link didn’t mention anything about flying monkey kicks :dubious: Now it’s flying monkeys? Alert Dorothy!!! ---
**Author:** ![Enter\_the\_Flagon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Enter\_the\_Flagon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enter_the_Flagon)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2009, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/taekwondo-monkeys-attack-trainer/521633/49 "2009-12-19T04:21:47Z")
A monkey trained in Tae Kwon Do is a dangerous enough thing, but - as this video proves - there are apparently people in the world who are reckless enough to train a gorilla in the art of Kung Fu. The results, predictably, are disastrous. Warning: not for the squeamish [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=787srFqSpQA](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=787srFqSpQA) ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2009, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/taekwondo-monkeys-attack-trainer/521633/50 "2009-12-19T04:40:04Z")
> [@Snickers](#): > > Cats and dogs living together…Mass hysteria. Speaking of which … [http://karatetraining.org/blog/media/1/20070530-karatecat.jpg](http://karatetraining.org/blog/media/1/20070530-karatecat.jpg) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/taekwondo-monkeys-attack-trainer/521633.md?page=2)