# Tailgate logo on redneck's truck; "Eats Honda's Poops Rice" **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 14, 2006, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tailgate-logo-on-rednecks-truck-eats-hondas-poops-rice/344457 "2006-02-14T15:47:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2006, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tailgate-logo-on-rednecks-truck-eats-hondas-poops-rice/344457/21 "2006-02-15T15:59:02Z")
> [@Shirley Ujest](#): > > **It’s a Jeep Thing You Wouldn’t Understand.** > > WHAT??? It’s a Jeep thing, you wouldn’t understand. > [@](#): > > You mean its about having a vehicle that is freezing in the winter, has zero capacity for anything and rolls over more than porn star? You DO understand! > [@](#): > > Or, the **Oakley: Thermonuclear Protection** thingies which you don’t see so much anymore. WTF is that all about? It’s about protection from the sun, thermonuclear activity on the sun’s surface. > [@](#): > > What the hell is Oakley anyway? They make _sun_ glasses. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![archmichael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@archmichael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/archmichael)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2006, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tailgate-logo-on-rednecks-truck-eats-hondas-poops-rice/344457/22 "2006-02-15T16:55:24Z")
Was it a Dodge truck, cuz technically demz is kraut-burners now. You know…streudel wagons. ---
**Author:** ![Bomzaway](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e480ec/32.png) [@Bomzaway](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bomzaway)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2006, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tailgate-logo-on-rednecks-truck-eats-hondas-poops-rice/344457/23 "2006-02-15T17:09:32Z")
> [@Shirley Ujest](#): > > Japanese trucks just are so wrong. In the past I might have agreed, but the latest Japanese trucks are getting better and better. That Honda Ridgeline is pretty nice. When you see the lockable trunk in the bed, it kind of makes one wonder why trucks weren’t like that all along. ---
**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2006, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tailgate-logo-on-rednecks-truck-eats-hondas-poops-rice/344457/24 "2006-02-15T18:01:43Z")
> [@Bomzaway](#): > > In the past I might have agreed, but the latest Japanese trucks are getting better and better. That Honda Ridgeline is pretty nice. When you see the lockable trunk in the bed, it kind of makes one wonder why trucks weren’t like that all along. I don’t know, I’m going to have to disagree on the Honda Ridgeline. I always wondered why Honda didn’t make trucks, but now that they have one, I’d rather they’d just stuck to cars. You really think that [this](http://us.autos1.yimg.com/img.autos.yahoo.com/aic/honda_ridgeline_rt_2006_450x225.jpg) looks nice? ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2006, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tailgate-logo-on-rednecks-truck-eats-hondas-poops-rice/344457/25 "2006-02-15T18:20:24Z")
> [@Argent Towers](#): > > I don’t know, I’m going to have to disagree on the Honda Ridgeline. I always wondered why Honda didn’t make trucks, but now that they have one, I’d rather they’d just stuck to cars. You really think that [this](http://us.autos1.yimg.com/img.autos.yahoo.com/aic/honda_ridgeline_rt_2006_450x225.jpg) looks nice? It needs a longer bed. Remember: it isn’t a real truck unless you can lay a 4x8 sheet of plywood flat in the bed. 😃 However, I’ve always thought that Australian utes look a lot better than US pickup trucks, from whatever maker. US trucks are too lumpy in their styling. I was depressed by the new Toyota. Yes, it shows that they are getting to know the US market, which is extremely smart from their viewpoint (and GM and Ford _should_ be worried), but why couldn’t they have just sent over a version of the [HiLux](http://hilux.toyota.com.au/toyota/vehicle/Gallery/0,4667,1614_544,00.html), rather than designing something completely new? ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2006, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tailgate-logo-on-rednecks-truck-eats-hondas-poops-rice/344457/26 "2006-02-15T20:53:07Z")
“Shits Rice?” So on top of the bad punctuation, it’s a ‘rice/Asian’ joke? Maybe the driver was going for some kind of Numbskull of the Week award. ---
**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2006, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tailgate-logo-on-rednecks-truck-eats-hondas-poops-rice/344457/27 "2006-02-15T21:02:14Z")
> [@Uncommon Sense](#): > > It actually said, “Eats Honda’s Shits Rice” in big, bold, four-inch-tall, stick-on, glitter letters. Right across the back of the tailgate. Seen _exactly as typed_. > Feel free to comment. And you know the owner is a ‘redneck’ because…? ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2006, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tailgate-logo-on-rednecks-truck-eats-hondas-poops-rice/344457/28 "2006-02-15T21:11:33Z")
> [@Uncommon Sense](#): > > It actually said, “Eats Honda’s Shits Rice” in big, bold, four-inch-tall, stick-on, glitter letters. Right across the back of the tailgate. Seen _exactly as typed_. > Feel free to comment. Clearly, the toothless, chucklin’, corn pone eatin’, leather skinned, beer belly, yay-hoo dumbass redneck is a bigot. ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2006, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tailgate-logo-on-rednecks-truck-eats-hondas-poops-rice/344457/29 "2006-02-15T21:42:28Z")
> [@Liberal](#): > > Clearly, the toothless, chucklin’, corn pone eatin’, leather skinned, beer belly, yay-hoo dumbass redneck is a bigot. Good point. ---
**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tailgate-logo-on-rednecks-truck-eats-hondas-poops-rice/344457/30 "2006-02-16T02:09:41Z")
“Rice” refers not only to Asian-made vehicles, but probably the low-budget, pimped out ones with the carbon fiber hood, unpainted body kits, coffee-can mufflers, and a bunch of yellow stickers. I think we can all make fun of those. 😃 Don’t make too much fun of pickups, if it wasn’t for pickups you wouldn’t be sitting in a nice warm house right now with running water and electricity. ---
**Author:** ![Bomzaway](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e480ec/32.png) [@Bomzaway](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bomzaway)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tailgate-logo-on-rednecks-truck-eats-hondas-poops-rice/344457/31 "2006-02-16T02:42:04Z")
You guys have it all wrong. Obviously, the owner of the truck is displaying an insult directed at Condaleeza Rice. He just left out a comma Eat Honda’s Shit, Rice! ---
**Author:** ![postcards](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8e8cbc/32.png) [@postcards](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/postcards)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tailgate-logo-on-rednecks-truck-eats-hondas-poops-rice/344457/32 "2006-02-16T03:19:13Z")
Reminds me of the pick-up truck I was behind that boasted: “It’s hard to be humble when your the best” All spelling verbatim. ---
**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tailgate-logo-on-rednecks-truck-eats-hondas-poops-rice/344457/33 "2006-02-16T04:40:40Z")
> [@Argent Towers](#): > > I don’t know, I’m going to have to disagree on the Honda Ridgeline. I always wondered why Honda didn’t make trucks, but now that they have one, I’d rather they’d just stuck to cars. You really think that [this](http://us.autos1.yimg.com/img.autos.yahoo.com/aic/honda_ridgeline_rt_2006_450x225.jpg) looks nice? The ridgeline looks like the b2000 and an El Camino had a love child. Godawful that thing. ---
**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tailgate-logo-on-rednecks-truck-eats-hondas-poops-rice/344457/34 "2006-02-16T09:00:24Z")
> [@control-z](#): > > Don’t make too much fun of pickups, if it wasn’t for pickups you wouldn’t be sitting in a nice warm house right now with running water and electricity. If it weren’t for toilets I’d be outside crapping in a hole. That doesn’t mean I’ll avoid potty jokes. Wait? What? I swear that sounded better in my head before I typed it out. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tailgate-logo-on-rednecks-truck-eats-hondas-poops-rice/344457/35 "2006-02-16T13:06:12Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > [HiLux](http://hilux.toyota.com.au/toyota/vehicle/Gallery/0,4667,1614_544,00.html), rather than designing something completely new? That truck is defective! The steering wheel is on the right side. ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tailgate-logo-on-rednecks-truck-eats-hondas-poops-rice/344457/36 "2006-02-16T14:40:20Z")
> [@Shirley Ujest](#): > > That truck is defective! The steering wheel is on the right side. Sounds like something Chevy Chase would say. Caddyshack? ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tailgate-logo-on-rednecks-truck-eats-hondas-poops-rice/344457/37 "2006-02-16T22:18:18Z")
> [@Argent Towers](#): > > I don’t know, I’m going to have to disagree on the Honda Ridgeline. I always wondered why Honda didn’t make trucks, but now that they have one, I’d rather they’d just stuck to cars. How about a [Honda version of the Chevy SSR](http://info.detnews.com/dn/joyrides/2000/awards/spocket.jpg)? ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tailgate-logo-on-rednecks-truck-eats-hondas-poops-rice/344457/38 "2006-02-16T22:39:05Z")
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