# Take my earworm...please!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-my-earworm-please/512975>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 7, 2009, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-my-earworm-please/512975 "2009-10-07T20:19:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 18\
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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2009, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-my-earworm-please/512975/21 "2009-10-08T10:11:56Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> I’m still reeling from Cafe Society’s thread on
> 
> _We built this city  
> We built this city on Rock and Roll_
> 
> **Nobody** , you’ll pay for that earworm.

I’m sorry, I truly am.

How about I give you my [earworm](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPq2HSzgWR4) that I picked up from an episode of [Millennium](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millennium_%28TV_series%29)

Unfortunately it’s an instrumental so I don’t have any words to post.

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2009, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-my-earworm-please/512975/22 "2009-10-08T13:10:04Z")

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I married my dream girl, I married my dream girl, but she didn’t tell me her credit was bad  
And now instead of living in a pleasant suburb, we’re living in the basement at her mom and dad’s.

I win.

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**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2009, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-my-earworm-please/512975/23 "2009-10-08T13:15:17Z")

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Thanks to a crossword puzzle I did last night:

_You can get anything you want  
at Alice’s Restaurant_

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**Author:** ![Tabithina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f04885/32.png) [@Tabithina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabithina)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2009, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-my-earworm-please/512975/24 "2009-10-08T13:52:43Z")

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> [@Drain\_Bead](#):
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> I married my dream girl, I married my dream girl, but she didn’t tell me her credit was bad  
> And now instead of living in a pleasant suburb, we’re living in the basement at her mom and dad’s.
> 
> I win.

Yes, you do. :eek:

This morning, I got into a discussion about the music I danced to as teenager, so I have an earworm of “Got to Be Real” by Cheryl Lynn:

[![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/EoXvDleWJ5U/hqdefault.jpg "Cheryl Lynn - Got To Be Real") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoXvDleWJ5U)

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2009, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-my-earworm-please/512975/25 "2009-10-08T13:54:46Z")

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Get well  
get well soon  
We want you to get well!

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**Author:** ![gwendee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/35a633/32.png) [@gwendee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gwendee)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2009, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-my-earworm-please/512975/26 "2009-10-08T14:21:11Z")

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There’s nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do  
I bless the rains down in Aaaaaafrica

Doo doo doo doot da doo doo waaaaaaaaaaahh

A while ago, either here or on facebook someone posted this YouTube link to a lovely acapella choir’s version of [Toto’s\*\* Africa\*\*](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05ip-N0H1Ig)

The song stayed with me for about 8 solid days. Now, I stil like this arrangement but after just a couple days I thought I might go truly insane. About a month after it had left me I was visiting in the home of of a friend. She jumped up and said “Oh I want you to hear this song [Daughter] sent me. I think you’ll really appreciate it.” Click…and it’s baack

Doo doo doo doot da doo doo waaaaaaaaaaahh

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**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2009, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-my-earworm-please/512975/27 "2009-10-08T14:53:48Z")

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I was going to post “We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun”, but I didn’t want it to get stuck in MY head all day!

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**Author:** ![hellpaso](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ecae2f/32.png) [@hellpaso](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hellpaso)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2009, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-my-earworm-please/512975/28 "2009-10-08T15:38:56Z")

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Snake Farm.  
It just sounds nasty.  
Snake Farm.  
It pretty much is.  
Snake Farm.  
It’s a reptile house.  
Snake Farm.  
Ewwwwwwwwwwww!

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2009, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-my-earworm-please/512975/29 "2009-10-08T15:46:33Z")

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You are the dancing queen  
Young and sweet  
Only seventeen  
Dancing queen  
Feel the beat from the tambourine  
You can dance, you can jive  
Having the time of your life  
See that girl  
Watch that scene  
Dig in the dancing queen

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2009, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-my-earworm-please/512975/30 "2009-10-08T15:48:05Z")

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> [@Shoeless](#):
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> I was going to post “We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun”, but I didn’t want it to get stuck in MY head all day!

I can’t hear that song (or even see the lyrics) without immediately thinking about the parody lyrics my cousin and I would sing to that song:

We had joy, we had fun  
We went streaking in the sun  
But the cops, yeah they saw us  
And they shot us in the buns

What can I say, we were nine years old. 😃

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2009, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-my-earworm-please/512975/31 "2009-10-08T16:53:20Z")

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Parodies, eh? Ok, now the worm is  
We Three Kings of Orient are  
smoking on a rubber cigar…

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**Author:** ![Gesturing\_Mildly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/65b543/32.png) [@Gesturing\_Mildly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gesturing_Mildly)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2009, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-my-earworm-please/512975/32 "2009-10-08T16:58:52Z")

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The only cure for Johnny Cash is Merle Haggard.

I turned twenty-one in prison  
Doing life without parole  
No one could steer me right but [Mama tried, Mama tried](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxQbvSjQy9A&feature=related). . .

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2009, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-my-earworm-please/512975/33 "2009-10-08T17:47:38Z")

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Everyone loves Magical Trevor  
Cause the trick that he does are ever so clever  
Look at him now. . . .

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**Author:** ![kath94](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/67e7ee/32.png) [@kath94](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kath94)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2009, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-my-earworm-please/512975/34 "2009-10-08T18:07:41Z")

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The TV commercials have gotten to me lately.

“Ice cream and cakey cake. Ice cream and cakey cake. Ice cream and cake, do the ice cream and cake!”

I found myself humming the theme song from The Munsters at work yesterday. Where the heck did THAT come from? Then I saw the commercial on TV – can’t remember who it was, but somebody was advertising Halloween costumes with that as their background music. It must have been playing while I was in the lunch room. Damn you!!

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**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2009, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-my-earworm-please/512975/35 "2009-10-08T18:25:40Z")

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Istanbul was Constantinople now it’s Istanbul not Constantinople been a long time gone Constantinople why they changed it I can’t say the Turks just liked it better that way…

even Old New York was once New Amsterdam…

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2009, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-my-earworm-please/512975/36 "2009-10-08T18:25:41Z")

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> [@kath94](#):
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> I found myself humming the theme song from The Munsters at work yesterday. Where the heck did THAT come from? Then I saw the commercial on TV – can’t remember who it was, but somebody was advertising Halloween costumes with that as their background music. It must have been playing while I was in the lunch room. Damn you!!

GAAAH! Thanks ever so much for sharing! 😛

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**Author:** ![wonderlust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonderlust/32/7237_2.png) [@wonderlust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonderlust)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2009, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-my-earworm-please/512975/37 "2009-10-08T23:41:11Z")

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I can’t live…  
With or without you…

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**Author:** ![robardin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/43a26b/32.png) [@robardin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robardin)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2009, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-my-earworm-please/512975/38 "2009-10-08T23:54:15Z")

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From time to time [this song](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruef7aYCEbc) I first discovered through a posting on the SMDB flies across my cortex and won’t leave for a long time.

\*Why you comin’ home at five in the mo’n?  
What’s been going on – can I smell your dick?  
\*  
AAARGGH!

(To make it worse, I actually \*like \*the [acoustic version](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TuOYJe6Ppc)!)

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