# Take That Offensive Anti-War T-Shirt Out of our Mall!

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 5, 2003, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-that-offensive-anti-war-t-shirt-out-of-our-mall/159236 "2003-03-05T14:11:58Z")\
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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-that-offensive-anti-war-t-shirt-out-of-our-mall/159236/81 "2003-03-06T04:55:01Z")

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There was a protest against the ejection:

[http://cbc.ca/stories/2003/03/05/mallshirts030305](http://cbc.ca/stories/2003/03/05/mallshirts030305)

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-that-offensive-anti-war-t-shirt-out-of-our-mall/159236/82 "2003-03-06T05:00:42Z")

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> _Originally posted by Boo Boo Foo_  
> For the benefit of us Dopers outside of the USA, tell me please, just what are we supposed to use as a means of assessing the people (and the social climate) of the USA if we DON’T use “every little thing” as our means to paint our canvas? Would you prefer that we only watch Doris Day films from 1958 and never wind any further forward in time than that date? Or worse yet, only watch episodes of “Friends” and Jerry Bruckheimer films?

Well, I can’t speak for all 300 million of us, but personally, I’d prefer to be judged on my merits as an individual, and not have assumptions about my character made based on the geography of where I live.

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**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-that-offensive-anti-war-t-shirt-out-of-our-mall/159236/83 "2003-03-06T05:28:47Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Exgineer \*  
> **It’s just STUPID. The security guard was stupid for bracing the guy, mall management was stupid for not establishing a consistent and understandable policy, and, frankly, the protesters are stupid for obvious reasons.**

For what “obvious reasons”?

And it’s not even clear that they were protestors in any real sense of the word. Certainly the guy who was arrested was not. His son, whose shirt explicitly opposed war against Iraq, might by some stretch of the imagination be considered a protestor (if simply wearing a t-shirt qualifies). But the father’s shirt simply called for peace, and made no mention of Iraq or any other country. It said “Give Peace a Chance” on the back, and “Peace on Earth” on the front. If that’s a “protest,” i’ll make sure to call out the cops when this year’s Christmas cards are being sold at my local mall.

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Cheatem\_Undhow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/13edae/32.png) [@Dewey\_Cheatem\_Undhow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Cheatem_Undhow)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-that-offensive-anti-war-t-shirt-out-of-our-mall/159236/84 "2003-03-06T05:33:37Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Larry Mudd \*  
> \*\*I don’t know how NY state defines discrimination, though-- is political orientation covered? Is something as nebulous as “anti-war” considered an affiliation? \*\*

The short answer is “no, it is not covered.”

A public accomodation cannot refuse service to a member of a protected class, typically race, gender, nationality, etc. Some states extend that to sexual orientation; some, as you noted, extend it in certain situations to HIV-positive status.

But here’s the key: those laws only forbid refusing a customer _because of his protected class membership_. Outside of that, a customer can be refused for any reason, even a stupid and illogical one.

I can’t eject a black guy from my bar _because he’s black_. I am, however, perfectly within my rights to eject him if I don’t like the shirt he’s wearing (assuming that isn’t a mere pretext for ejecting him based on race). Hoity-toity restaurants do this all the time – try going to 21 without a jacket.

Political viewpoint is not a protected class; nor should it be. Not only is it nebulous (as you point out), but treating it as such would put the government (through the courts) in the uncomfortable position of deciding what is or isn’t political advocacy. Imagine a guy in the XYZ mall with a T-Shirt reading “XYZ mall fucking sucks” – crusading consumer advocate or just a petulant asshole?

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**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-that-offensive-anti-war-t-shirt-out-of-our-mall/159236/85 "2003-03-06T06:58:12Z")

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BTW, that post a few inches up the screen was my 1,000th!

Yay!

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**Author:** ![Siege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-that-offensive-anti-war-t-shirt-out-of-our-mall/159236/86 "2003-03-06T10:47:31Z")

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> _Originally posted by **Miller** _  
> Well, I can’t speak for all 300 million of us, but personally, I’d prefer to be judged on my merits as an individual, and not have assumptions about my character made based on the geography of where I live.

**Miller** , as the person who accidentally started this squib of a firestorm, I _am_ an American. To be precise, I’m someone who moved to America as a toddler, grew up here, and put up with four months of bureaucratic hassle to become a U.S. citizen. I chose this country, and I haven’t regretted that choice for a moment.

That said, I get tired of feeling like I have to defend myself if I mention something about this country I don’t like. America to me is like a much-loved husband. I chose him. I love him. I will defend him freely and proudly. There is no way I would ever leave him. That said, there are some little things about him which drive me nuts. If it were an actual husband, it might be leaving the toilet seat up (not having one, that was the best I could come up with). It being a country, it’s pompous, self-righteous sounding security guards.\* It doesn’t mean I don’t love my country any less.

I wasn’t aware that there’s been a rash of people saying, “That’s what’s wrong with America” and my post was _not_ intended as a blanket indictment! All it was intended to do was vent my frustration over a ridiculous situation. Isn’t that what the Pit is supposed to be for?

Sheeeesh! In future, I’ll stick to mile-long posts. They’re less likely to get misconstrued!

CJ  
\*Disclaimer, since I’ve already been nit-picked once: the guy who came closest to being my husband was a security guard, but he was not pompous or self-righteous. The last statement was not intended to imply that all security guards are pompous or self-righteous.

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**Author:** ![auliya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/90db22/32.png) [@auliya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auliya)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-that-offensive-anti-war-t-shirt-out-of-our-mall/159236/87 "2003-03-06T13:18:31Z")

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> \*Originally posted by mhendo \*  
> \*\*BTW, that post a few inches up the screen was my 1,000th!
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> Yay! \*\*

Congratulations **mhendo** , the perfect opportunity for me to use my newly acquired quoting skills. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-that-offensive-anti-war-t-shirt-out-of-our-mall/159236/88 "2003-03-06T15:12:35Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Boo Boo Foo \*  
> **For the benefit of us Dopers outside of the USA, tell me please, just what are we supposed to use as a means of assessing the people (and the social climate) of the USA if we DON’T use “every little thing” as our means to paint our canvas? Would you prefer that we only watch Doris Day films from 1958 and never wind any further forward in time than that date? Or worse yet, only watch episodes of “Friends” and Jerry Bruckheimer films?**

I only expect you to use a modicum of critical thinking and realize the difference between a single event, that has been blown way out of proportion, and the views of an entire county. Ignoring the hundreds of anti-war rallies that have occurred in this country and instead focusing on one dipshit security guard to make a determination that it is “Amercia at its worst” is specious logic at best, and a blatant attempt to fit a situation to your preconceived notions at worst. And you know all about that, don’t you, **Boo Boo**

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> \*Originally posted by Boo Boo Foo \*  
> **A tad oversensitive about what other people think, aren’t you? I mean to say… the t-shirt incident might be isolated - it might not. If such incidents occur enough times, then it becomes a trend - and a rather worrying trend too.**

The current trend is not to kick people out of malls for wearing peace t-shirts, the current trend in the media, and on this board, is for people to decry every stupid thing that happens as a huge indictment of America. Look at the posts in this thread, and even in the G.D. thread, and you see so many posters going melodramatic over a trivial and isolated event. And I am sensitive to people’s opinion of the United States, especially when it is founded on crap like this.\*\*

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> \<snip to a completely irrelevant example\>  
> Mob mentality, and institutionalised persecution is everything America stands AGAINST if you ask me - and as such, an incident like this rings alarming warning bells.\*\*

But it shouldn’t ring any bells because it is a piss poor example of mob mentality and institutionalized persecution. In fact, after the security guard was an idiot and had him arrested, AMERICANS did a protest, the mall asked to drop charges, and life went on.

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> \*Originally posted by Boo Boo Foo \*  
> **Hamlet, you might not like my message, and you certainly don’t have to agree with it - but the beauty of democracy is this - I can hang shit on Australia and my fellow Australians anytime I want if they’re being jerks, and your fellow Americans can do the same within the USA too. It doesn’t mean we’re any less loyal, or committed to making our countries better places. Conversely, it actually shows that we care - as averse to just plain being apathetic and letting “everything be someone else’s problem”.**

I know you get a raging hard on when you think somebody might possibly be intimating that perhaps you can pull this holier than thou “can’t take a little criticism” crap, but reread my post. It had nothing to do with not criticizing America and everything to do with not criticizing America over one trivial, isolated incident while ignoring the peace protests that are going on every day in this country…

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> \*Originally posted by Boo Boo Foo \*  
> **Trust me when I say this, contrary to what you would have us believe, America, and her inherent strength of character is more than capable of coping with the sort of mild criticism I’m seeing on this postboard. Indeed, your sensitivities are actually rather funny - as in, they genuinely entertain me because they provide such a rich fertile platform for ridicule. Thank goodness you’re not in a public position of importance.**

Blah, Blah, Blah. Well, I’m glad your misreading and miscontruing make you so fucking amused. I’ve now explained what should have been clearly evident in my first post, for your benefit. But if you need me to hire a crane to get it to you up there on your high horse  
just let me know.

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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-that-offensive-anti-war-t-shirt-out-of-our-mall/159236/89 "2003-03-06T16:36:29Z")

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> \*Originally posted by cjhoworth \*  
> **That said, I get tired of feeling like I have to defend myself if I mention something about this country I don’t like.**

You don’t have to stop criticizing the country, but you should stop making unsupported generalizations.

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> \*Originally posted by cjhoworth **_It being a country, it’s pompous, self-righteous sounding security guards._ It doesn’t mean I don’t love my country any less.**

One idiotic security guard does not a country make.

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> \*Originally posted by cjhoworth \ ***I wasn’t aware that there’s been a rash of people saying, “That’s what’s wrong with America” and my post was _not_ intended as a blanket indictment! All it was intended to do was vent my frustration over a ridiculous situation. Isn’t that what the Pit is supposed to be for?**

You said, and I quote: “You know, much as I love America, this is an example of this country at its worst. It’s OK to sell an opinion, just not express it.” You didn’t say this is security guards at their worst, or drooling idiots at their worst, you said America, as if the country is properly reflected in this event. Being in the Pit doesn’t absolve you from making improper generalizations.

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> \*Originally posted by cjhoworth \*  
> **Sheeeesh! In future, I’ll stick to mile-long posts. They’re less likely to get misconstrued!**

I apologize if I misconstrued your meaning. I went by the plain meaning of the words you posted, but if that was not your intent, please accept my apology. Care for some pie?

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**Author:** ![gex\_gex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/94ad74/32.png) [@gex\_gex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gex_gex)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-that-offensive-anti-war-t-shirt-out-of-our-mall/159236/90 "2003-03-06T16:37:42Z")

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Does this mall have a music store?

Do they sell U2’s latest album, _All That You Can’t Leave Behind_ there?

Does it have _Peace on Earth_ as track eight?

Does this mean that the mall can sell you speech that you are not allowed to make?

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**Author:** ![Boo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7feea3/32.png) [@Boo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boo)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-that-offensive-anti-war-t-shirt-out-of-our-mall/159236/91 "2003-03-06T17:14:16Z")

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> **[Give Peace A Chance, But Not In Our Mall](http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/give-peace-chance-not-our-mall)**
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> A New York lawyer was arrested Monday night (3/3) and charged with trespassing at an Albany-area mall after he refused to remove a t-shirt with the slogan "Give Peace A Chance" that he had bought earl

here’s the rest of the story…seems things are a little out of context here…not like they were just walking around minding their own business.

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**Author:** ![Boo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7feea3/32.png) [@Boo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boo)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-that-offensive-anti-war-t-shirt-out-of-our-mall/159236/92 "2003-03-06T17:19:21Z")

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> **[Give Peace A Chance, But Not In Our Mall](http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/give-peace-chance-not-our-mall)**
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> A New York lawyer was arrested Monday night (3/3) and charged with trespassing at an Albany-area mall after he refused to remove a t-shirt with the slogan "Give Peace A Chance" that he had bought earl

here’s the part the media didn’t want you to know…not like they were walking around minding their own business.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-that-offensive-anti-war-t-shirt-out-of-our-mall/159236/93 "2003-03-06T17:57:50Z")

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The charge that they were stopping other shoppers has already been mentioned above, **Boo**.

I note the charge says that the "Security Officer received complaints about defendant wearing a T-shirt ‘Give Peace A Chance’ and defendant’s partner wearing other T-shirt stating ‘Give Inspectors A Chance’. So somebody complained about their shirts? Will the dipstick(s) in question please step forward?

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**Author:** ![Deadly\_Nightlight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Deadly\_Nightlight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Deadly_Nightlight)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-that-offensive-anti-war-t-shirt-out-of-our-mall/159236/94 "2003-03-06T19:39:02Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Trion \*  
> \*\*This is the part that just amazes me no end. My eyes have rolled back so far in my head that I’m typing this with my optic nerves. Unbelievable. \*\*

Oh can I PLeaasssee make this my sig ,i laughed so hard i cried 😃

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**Author:** ![Zabali\_Clawbane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecd19e/32.png) [@Zabali\_Clawbane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zabali_Clawbane)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-that-offensive-anti-war-t-shirt-out-of-our-mall/159236/95 "2003-03-06T21:56:23Z")

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I don’t understand why they focused on the t-shirts. If they really were stopping people (which I doubt,because the person who allegedly complained has not come forward) why didn’t the guard ask them to quit harassing people? Why did the guard immediately demand they remove their shirts? They could still go around,without shirts and ask people to protest the potential war. The whole excuse the gaurd gave is shaky to me.:dubious:

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**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-that-offensive-anti-war-t-shirt-out-of-our-mall/159236/96 "2003-03-06T22:35:57Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Deadly Nightlight \*  
> \*\*Oh can I PLeaasssee make this my sig ,i laughed so hard i cried 😃 \*\*

I would be honored. 🙂

Oh, and BTW, love the username.

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**Author:** ![ElwoodCuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/edb3f5/32.png) [@ElwoodCuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElwoodCuse)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-that-offensive-anti-war-t-shirt-out-of-our-mall/159236/97 "2003-03-06T22:58:12Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Toaster52 \*  
> \*\*Private property, my ass. The mall may be privately owned, but even if it is, when you open it up to the general public, it is a PUBLIC area. Short of being indecent, you can wear enything you want to. \*\*

This is what the legal battle is going to center around. It may seem pretty open and shut that the mall is private property and can thus set their own rules, but the counter-argument would go that a mall is a place opened to the public as a forum.

In our communications law class, the dean said if he were to argue this case, he would propose that the modern-day shopping mall is the equivalent of “Main Street” of days past. Since instead of walking a public street to shop people walk the concourse of a mall these days, and a protester would want to take his/her message to where the people are, then such an action should be protected speech.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-that-offensive-anti-war-t-shirt-out-of-our-mall/159236/98 "2003-03-07T00:57:17Z")

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**Zabali\_Clawbane** , I suspect that you may be right there. The Downs have both said that they weren’t doing anything besides shopping, and since there are typically CCTV cameras all over the common areas of a shopping mall, one would expect that the management would jump all over the chance to produce any security video (or even eyewitnesses) that could support the contrary claims made by the store detective & the security guard.

Since those claims weren’t reiterated after the thing became an international cause célèbre, my cynical nature suggests to me that they couldn’t be substantiated, and perhaps they were simply pulled out of the asses of the security folks to justify giving the pair the boot. Who could have guessed that they’d be all over the news for it?

All-in-all, it’s been an entertaining train-wreck. Woohoo!

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**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-that-offensive-anti-war-t-shirt-out-of-our-mall/159236/99 "2003-03-07T01:19:38Z")

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> \*Originally posted by mhendo \*  
> \*\*For what “obvious reasons”?
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> And it’s not even clear that they were protestors in any real sense of the word. \*\*

Sheesh, bail out of the boards for one day, and you get stuff like this when you come back.

I was not saying that the Downs were “protesters” in any sense of the word at all. I was talking about the big wad of people who showed up at Crossgates with T-shirts and signs to protest the fact that the Downs got thrown out. That was, in fact, stupid and pointless.

Unless they were there to protest the arrest, in which case it was fundamentally retarded. The Guilderland police weren’t presented with much in the way of a choice.

Why can’t you people wrap your minds around the fact that the initial incident was nothing more than that a private security guard acted like a moron?

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**Author:** ![Boo\_Boo\_Foo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@Boo\_Boo\_Foo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boo_Boo_Foo)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/take-that-offensive-anti-war-t-shirt-out-of-our-mall/159236/100 "2003-03-07T01:26:03Z")

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**Hamlet** , you just don’t get it, do ya?

You’re whining about **how** people say stuff about the USA in this thread (and everywhere else on the Straight Dope board) - and you’re really letting it upset you… and quite frankly, it’s silly… it’s like asking people to stop wearing wrist watches because wrist watches offend you…

There’s an old saying we’ve got down here - never confuse “popularity” with “respect”. You can manipulate popularity, but you can NEVER force someone to respect you. The same goes for the United States, or any other country you might care to name. Whether you like it or not, the rest of the world, indeed, the rest of your countrymen, are gonna choose how much respect they have for the United States - regardless of your pleas. That’s why your requests for criticism ‘abstentia’ are funny - they only invite ridicule for yourself and achieve absolutely zero in terms of altering the degree of respect that others have for the United States.

Look, I know you’re trying to be loyal and all, but mate, there are so many other more effective ways to do it than to whine about **how** people are expressing their opinions.

Bottom line? I, and my fellow Dopers, are gonna form our own opinions of the USA **regardless** of how much you’d like to manipulate the outcome.

Other than that, geez, you sure do like to get personal don’tchya?

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